Halloween Pumpkin Dildo

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin

Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.

Step 2: Make the lid

Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a “lid”

Step 3: Make room for the dildo

Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.

Step 4: Check your fit


Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.

 

Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin

Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.

Step 6: Ride the orange pony

 

Go for it!

 

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