Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin
Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.
Step 2: Make the lid
Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a “lid”
Step 3: Make room for the dildo
Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.
Step 4: Check your fit
Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.
Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin
Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.
Step 6: Ride the orange pony
Go for it!