When you reveal the family jewels to your latest lover, can you honestly do so with confidence? Most guys can’t; and although there’s nothing wrong with...
Not every man is born with the dick he desires, but that’s not where the story ends. Just like some women dye their hair, wear slimming corsets, or get breast...
Wouldn’t it be nice if all dildos were the same? You could just run to the store or hop online and get what you wanted without any fuss. Unfortunately, it’s...
In a land filled with sexy toys for girls and boys, there’s only one type that gets everyone’s attention: the prostate massager. While prostate stimulation is...
Before you roll your eyes in disbelief, yes, there’s a such thing as a squirting dildo. Designed to provide a hyper-realistic masturbation experience, gushing...
Selecting the perfect vibrating dildo can be a pain in the ass – literally in some cases. However, it doesn’t have to be that way anymore, especially not with...
To fully understand what a silicone dildo is (and isn’t), you first have to know what a standard dildo is. Dildos are simply a category of handheld self...
There’s nothing better than shutting the door, lighting some candles, and flicking your bean with a bad ass vibrator. Ok, so the candles aren’t necessary, but...
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Dildos have been around for centuries. In fact, modern-day archaeologists recently uncovered mounds of homemade dildos and male masturbation devices buried...
Having trouble picking out the perfect steel dildo? Well, you’re not alone. Although these particular sex toys are among the hottest selling product in the...
It’s not always easy for a gal to get her rocks off, especially a world that’s so dedicated to helping men get theirs. With an abundance of male sex toys on...
Setting out to find the best hands-free masturbator on the market is a huge undertaking. With so many options out there, discovering the perfect plaything...
I can’t remember the last time I used a dildo that didn’t look like a real human penis (yesterday). It’s been an even longer time since I enjoyed the...
Until just a few years ago, I was a noob when it came to electrostimulation sex toys. The thought of using something with that name gave me the chills, but all...
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I don’t have a lot of experience with this whole dildo thing. I couldn’t tell a good sex toy if my life depended on it. So, when something comes along that’s...
I’ve been messing with dildos for decades, and I’m never surprised by the neat stuff that comes sliding out of the sex toy industry. These days, it’s common to...
On any given day, women have a ton of high-quality gender-specific sex toys to choose from – dildos, vibrating bullets, clitoral massagers, etc. The only thing...
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A good vibrator is hard to find. Or is it a hard vibrator is good to find? What about a firm yet flexible one that hunts down your g-spot better than Prince...
It’s not always easy to find a good sex toy, especially as a woman. In a world full of crazy contraptions and male-focused masturbators, it’s sometimes hard to...
Vibrators are a dime a dozen these days, so what makes one special and worth your money? Well, that question is certainly subjective but there are some basic...
Tired of hearing your man complain every time you use a dildo, whining because he feels like you’re cheating on him with a big, plastic dick? You can bet that...
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As bad as I want to, I honestly can’t talk a bunch of shit about the AutoBlow 2 like I do some of the other toys I review. This behemoth toy is a self-driven...
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I’m one of those guys who isn’t afraid to admit that a good piece of ass will make me cum in 3.5 seconds flat. A real “two pumps and a mash-down” type of guy...
I am not a professional at anything but jerking it 8 days a week, so I suppose that makes me eligible to review what I can only describe to be the greatest...
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The future is now motherfuckers, so it’s time to hop aboard before the train leaves the station. While some people are huddled in a dark basement crafting...
After building our original Sex Toy PC Case Mod, we got one big request: make one for women. So we went back to the drawing board and designed a case with a...
You’ve seen the SNL video about the wonders of a dick in a box. Now we show you how to make that into reality with a lovable, discreet tissue box. This...
Getting a great blowjob is about as easy as getting a truck out of the mud, so when I started hearing about these new “automatic blowjob machines” I naturally...
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It can be hard for a man to make a buck these days. And spending any amount of hard-earned money on a luxury sex toy isn’t exactly a priority. Although I’ve...
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Despite the fact that John James is quite the character, there is one thing he has in common with everyone else: he likes a high quality sex toy just as much as the next guy.Noticing that there were no legitimate websites out there reviewing all the amazing synthetic vaginas on the market, John James set out to do something about it. After all, it is painfully obvious that today’s men really need to know more about their options.
