I don’t have a lot of experience with this whole dildo thing. I couldn’t tell a good sex toy if my life depended on it. So, when something comes along that’s different from most other products in the same industry, I’m usually clueless about it. And that’s going to be the first and last time I’m going to lie to you in this review of the Vixen Mustang.
Sometimes, picking out a good dildo is harder than the dildo itself. I feel your pain, brothers and sisters. Modern-day sex toy manufacturers are not shy about claiming to have the best products on the market. And since they can’t all be number one, I’ve decided to see how the VM measures up against the competition. Let the games begin.
What Is the Vixen Mustang?
If you can’t tell just by looking at it, the Vixen Mustang is a dildo, a.k.a. my next obsession. The dimensions are such that it can be used either vaginally or anally (with enough lube), and like any good dildo, it looks a lot like a human penis in its shape and size. With plenty of lifelike features to counterbalance its many fantastic ones, this rainbow-colored synthetic shlong dances on the thin line between realistic and ridiculous – just the way I like it when it comes to my sex toys.
Tie-dyed and terribly attractive, the VM is an amazingly crafted dildo that’s marketed for women. However, I find that it can be used by men just the same. Made to be as ergonomic as possible, some people may still find its lack of balls a chore. Personally, I thought it helped add a little much-needed depth to my otherwise stalled out rhythm. Either way, it’s marketed as “the unicorn of dildos,” meaning it’s rare and magical, albeit not exactly everyone’s favorite.
The Main Features
They say nothing runs like a Mustang, right? Wrong. The Vixen Mustang dildo runs off of manual power instead of gasoline, but it’s ability to drive you to your limits could give the Ford motor company a run for its money. And just like a nice car with a terrible paint job, this whimsical wonder-dong is much more than meets the eye.
For starters, it features a slightly curved shaft that’s attached to a conveniently flared suction cup base. You can turn it any direction you like while in the bedroom or the shower; this bad boy is completely waterproof too. Using the Vixen brand’s patented VixSkin material, the Mustang dildo is also temperature responsive, hypoallergenic for all skin types and surprisingly lifelike. To me, that’s about all it takes for a dildo to be worth my money.
However, the features of the Vixen Mustang didn’t stop there. My absolute favorite part was the dual density core (DDC) – this crazy awesome feature that’s showing up on all the best dildos on today’s sex toy market. Anyway, the DDC is surrounded by a thick yet pliable layer of that VixSkin material, giving the whole thing an uncannily realistic feel. Add on the pronounced head and protruding veins and holy shit. I don’t really give a damn what color the dildo is at that point.
Perhaps even better than that is how well the Mustang plays with others. Not only is it harness compatible but it can also be used with water-based or oil-based lube. Although the entirety of this dildo is silicone, that VixSkin material has some super powers or some shit, so usage and clean up are much, much easier than you’d expect. No latex or phthalates are used either, so this shit just keeps getting better.
Last but not least: the measurements. The Vixen Mustang dildo is just above average sized with a total length of 8.5 inches. As far as insertable length, we’re talking about 7.5 inches on average. The circumference is right at 5 inches too, meaning the complete package provided by this thing is weighty, girthy and substantial even if you don’t have a clue how to masturbate with a sex toy.
What Comes in the Box?
In the case of the Vixen Mustang, the heading “What Comes in the Box” doesn’t apply because this toy comes in a clear plastic cylinder that shows off the dildo’s colorful features to the entire human race. But a lack of discretion isn’t the only thing you’ll notice when you look at this thing. It’s also sans any accessories or freebies. No lube samples, no toy cleaner; all you get is the toy itself (and maybe a little hope for a better sex life). I guess that’s better than nothing.
How It Feels
The Vixen Mustang dildo would be undeniably authentic if all men had unicorn penises. But since they don’t, a bit is lacking in the realism department with this one. However, between the overall shape, the material’s texture and the dual density core, most of the sensations provided by this fake dick were as close to the real thing as possible. The temperature sensitive nature of the VixSkin only added to the pleasure, and whether used vaginally or anally, the suction cup seldom came unattached when it was secured properly.
The Cheers and Jeers
You know nothing is perfect, right? Ok. So, let’s look at the Vixen Mustang dildo objectively to find out if it’s the right one for you or not:
Down to Earth – The overall sensations created by this otherwise funny ass looking dildo are about as real as it gets. Total charmer.
Standing at Attention – A good dildo will feel like an actual erection, and the Vixen Mustang with its fancy dual density core is certainly not lacking in that area.
Bend and Snap – Although it’s relatively rigid and therefore resembles a full-blown erection, this thing still had the flexibility I needed to give it hell without getting hurt.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful – Simple to take care of and even easier to clean, this pretty penis is low maintenance when compared to other dildo models like it.
Hot and Cold – The extra special temperature sensitive property of the VixSkin material is a great touch that I don’t usually expect in a non-metal, skin-like dildo.
Making Ends Meet – The VM is nicely priced for all the features and uniqueness it brings to the bedroom.
The Missing Link – Just like your stupid ex-boyfriend, this thing has no balls.
Honey, What Do We Do Now? – Since there is no storage bag included and the box it comes in is a cheap, clear plastic, you’ll have a hard time hiding and/or explaining this dildo.
Nothing to See Here – Aside from its realistic features and playful paint job, the Vixen Mustang has little else to offer an avid masturbator.
The Final Verdict
In my opinion, the tie-dyed Vixen Mustang dildo is a feasible addition to anyone’s sex toy collection. Unintimidating and bountiful with the realism despite its otherwise fantastic appearance, this dildo helped me stop taking my masturbation and sex lives so seriously while simultaneously achieving a serious orgasm. So, although I can’t say there’s nothing quite like it on the market I can say that it probably won’t be like anything you currently own (and that could be a very good thing). You can find more information or buy Vixen Mustang at the official lovehoney website.