I can’t remember the last time I used a dildo that didn’t look like a real human penis (yesterday). It’s been an even longer time since I enjoyed the sensations of a temperature reactive toy (this morning). The innovations that continually come out of the modern-day sex toy industry still amaze me (I’m not surprised, pervs). And that influx in supply has only made it harder for already confused consumers to find a decent dildo (they’re all the same, right).
With that said, certain dildos stand out from the rest for one reason or another. I cast out my wide net to catch the diamonds in the rough, always bringing back the cream of the crop to float my boat. And although you may not be able to tell it at first glance, the Vixen brand’s Bandit dildo is a force to be reckoned with. Fit for the price and featuring almost everything you’d want in a dong, this penis-looking plaything isn’t anything to scoff at.
What Is the Vixen Bandit?
Let me start out by saying that this is not the most realistic dildo I’ve ever seen. However, it’s not too shabby, plus it’s still a terrific fake dick. The Vixen Bandit is a slightly less luxurious model than the similar Vixen Johnny made by the same brand though, but the prices are rather comparable. Designed for either vaginal or anal play, this precisely proportionate penis is made for people who have a little experience working with insertable sex toys. Sans the colloquially deep curve that seems to be regulatory on today’s “realistic” dildos, the Bandit is virtually a straight-up rebel in that it doesn’t suffer from a bad case of Peyronie’s disease.
Despite its relatively unique shape, the thick and juicy Bandit by the now well-known Vixen brand is designed to poke and prod the p-spot or g-spot of the lucky bastard using it. Perfect for solo play and couple’s rendezvous, this defiant dong is weighted to provide supreme pressure to the glans. I also found the straighter shape of the shaft to be a much better fit in most positions, and many folks who enjoy cavernous stimulation like I do will appreciate the greater depth at which it can penetrate too.
But either way you look at it, the Vixen Bandit dildo does it best to be realistic like its brand brothers. Not the most luxurious model but still a prime contender, the Bandit uses the coveted dual density core technology that’s currently taking the sex toy industry by storm. Straight and somewhat fake-looking or not, this thing is obviously made to get the job done.
Sans bells and whistles like bursting ball sacks and vibrating shafts, this stand-alone shaft does the damn thing in whatever situation you put it. In addition, the following things also describe this big-balled bad ass:
It’s covered in the brand’s patented VixSkin material which has the following qualities:
Temperature responsive
Hypoallergenic
Non-porous
Waterproof
It has a very slightly curved shaft for a more comfortable and versatile fit.
The head is somewhat smaller than the shaft, making insertion and removal easier.
It can be used with or without a harness.
It has lifelike characteristics, including:
Balls
Texturizing
Veins
It measures 7.5 inches in total insertable length.
It offers 5.5 inches in circumference.
The base diameter is a standard 4.5 inches.
The O-ring diameter is only 2 inches.
On top of all those things, the Vixen Bandit also uses the ever-popular Dual Density Core technology, meaning it feels like a real erection while also being flexible enough not to bust down your walls. And best of all, that fine amalgamation of features involves absolutely no use of latex or phthalates either, plus it’s all condom and water-based or flavored lube compatible.
What Comes in the Box?
Like most other sex toys that come out of the Vixen brand warehouse, you won’t be impressed by the quality or appearance of the VB’s packaging. In fact, it’s somewhat surprising that the manufacturer hasn’t worked a bit harder on presentation, especially in lieu of all the luxury brands out there selling similar dildos in sexy packages for less. But I digress. Your precious penis will come stuffed inside a clear plastic snap-together container and there’s nothing anybody can do about it.
Inside it is just the Bandit dildo, hugged tightly by one of the smallest packets of water-based lube you’ll ever see. There’s no toy cleaning solution included, nor is there anything else in there for that matter. What you see is literally what you get – a big fake dick in a cheap plastic box. It’s sure as hell a good thing this dildo’s features speak for itself, or else I’d have nothing to write about.
How It Feels
Like any good dildo that’s got a stiff erectile core and a smooth, temperature sensitive surface, the Vixen Bandit feels much like the real thing. The balls are soft and placed in such a way that they touch and tickle your erogenous zone with every thrust. Furthermore, the slight curve and tapered head work together to make this ride less wild and more wonderful.
The Cheers and Jeers
You realize nothing is perfect, right? Ok, so let’s all take an objective look at the Vixen Bandit before we make our minds up:
PROS
Take Out – Since the Vixen Bandit is compatible with nearly every strap-on harness known to man, it’s easy to take it along for any pants party you attend.
Now Serving Newbies – Although the VB is large and girthy enough to accommodate the needs of fake penis pros, it still has the user-friendly dimensions and features required by the novice.
As Good as It Gets – With lots of acceptably realistic features like texturized balls and strategically placed veins, the Vixen Bandit is about as real as it gets for the price.
Weather Man – It’s easy to play with the temperature controls when you’re working with something like the VixSkin material. I’m seriously a huge fan.
Mr. Clean – The non-porous nature of that VixSkin shit makes it some of the easiest material to clean and maintain. No special cleaning solutions needed (I guess that explains the naked box).
CONS
Could Be Better – Although it has plenty of lifelike characteristics, the VB is certainly not the most humanistic dildo on the market. Not the best match if you need something super believable.
Where Do We Go from Here? – Like all other Vixen brand dildos so far, this son of a bitch does not come with any type of storage whatsoever, meaning you’ll have to get creative when it’s time to put it away.
Money Matters – While it’s not the most expensive silicone dildo there is, you could get a significantly better dong for just a few more dollars.
The Final Verdict
Overall, the Vixen Bandit is a great tool for both slow-building towards orgasm and hardcore pound fucking. With plenty of length, a substantial girth, and a material that feels like the real thing, this temperature-sensitive, dual-density core-having, relatively realistic dildo could make the perfect spontaneous stocking stuffer (as long as your stocking is a well-lubed pussy or ass). You can find more information or buy Vixen Bandit at the official lovehoney website.
Until just a few years ago, I was a noob when it came to electrostimulation sex toys. The thought of using something with that name gave me the chills, but all I got was the thrills once I finally put my fears behind me and attempting the unthinkable. Trying something new for the first time is never fun. That is, unless you’re trying the ElectroStim Bi-Polar Electrosex Wave, in which case, you’ll probably have the time of your life. As one of the sleekest and sexiest toys on the market, this magnificent model of modern machinery is more like a work of art than a sex toy.
What Is the ElectraStim Electrosex Wave?
The ElectraStim Electrosex Wave dildo is one that uses electrical currents to provide extreme sexual bliss. Although that may sound intimidating, it’s really not. In fact, electro-stimulation (e-stim) is merely a more scientific approach to achieving orgasm and it may someday replace traditional vibrators.
Instead of manually rubbing on or touching the p-spot or g-spot to instigate climax, e-stim technology sends tiny electrodes through the various nerve endings of the erogenous zone to stimulate pleasurable sensations. It feels a lot like a vibration, but it penetrates the muscle tissue more deeply to generate a whole-body orgasm.
And if that doesn’t sound fancy enough, the ElectraStim Wave does all that without causing any nerve damage or electrical shock whatsoever, plus it needs no batteries or charging cables because it runs off of a separate power source. This bi-polar metal rocket is designed to spark your interest time and time again, with plenty of customizable settings to have you exploring cloud nine for a decades. So, while it may be a toy that uses something relatively new to you, the Wave is certainly a dildo worth considering.
With smooth waves made out of shiny, polished metal, this versatile, stainless-steel dildo is an e-stim enthusiast’s wet dream. Its exterior is continually cool (both in temperature and in appearance), plus it uses a central acrylic isolator on the interior to prevent the pleasure pulses from escaping into the hand. The ElectraStim Electrosex Wave dildo takes on a life of its own too, but that’s a whole other story.
While this unisex toy feels amazing with or without the e-stim pulses, its compatible Electrosex power unit is where all the magic originates. The EE Wave can be quickly turned into a high-tech vibrator simply by plugging it into the external power source which is, unfortunately, sold separately.
Still, this model is exceptionally easy to use. The two 2mm pin connectors on the power unit connect to the sockets in the base of the dildo and send tingly sensations to any part of the body it touches. That means, the ElectraStim Wave can be used not only as a sex toy but also as a fun foreplay tool and a body massager as well. Talk about a threesome.
The liner design means that the insulating layer and its charge of e-stim power run end-to-end without interruption. Regardless of the depth at which I dove with my Wave, there was never a lack of pleasurable sensations to experience. It also using 7 insulating rings to further support the nonstop, unwavering pulses.
And here are some other things you might want to know about this bad boy before I move on:
It has a total circumference of 3.5 inches.
It’s insertable length is 5.5 inches.
The total length of the toy is 7.5 inches.
It contains no latex or phthalates.
It is not waterproof.
Specialized cleaning supplies are needed to maintain this dildo.
The power unit requires electricity to run properly and is not battery-operated or rechargeable (yet).
What Comes in the Box?
With all those features and a name like the ElectraStim Bi-Polar Electrosex Wave Dildo, you’d think this thing would come packed inside a swanky box with lots of freebies and samples. Well, if you thought that you’d be wrong. Not only is the box rather ordinary and not suitable for storage but the dildo nor the power unit comes with a protective container.
The box itself contains the dildo only. Remember, the power unit, conductor pads and/or conductor gel-lubes are sold separately as well. In other words, owning and using this bad boy is going to take an investment.
How It Feels?
Although this wasn’t the easiest e-stim dildo to hold, I still thought it was the best option for numerous reasons. First of all, it’s smooth yet cool surface made it slide and glide in all the right places. Plus, it feels good with or without the separate power unit just like the manufacturer states. And that might be the first time a sex toy maker hasn’t embellished their claims in the slightest.
The Cheers and Jeers
You do realize that even the best products have a few flaws, right? Well, remember that as we take an objective look at the ElectraStim Bi-Polar Electrosex Wave (and if they could stop making the names so long that would be great):
PROS
Cool, Calm and Collected – The heat-repellent metal material with which the ElectraStim Wave is made keeps the surface cool even when things get hot and heavy.
Sock It to Me – The e-stim pulses that come out of the electrosex power unit are insanely powerful, with enough juice to pulsate your p-spot or g-spot into submission with a quickness.
Balancing Act – The power current that runs from one end to the other is incredibly balanced for such a wavy dildo.
Rash-free Fun and Games – The stainless-steel material gives this dildo a convenient hypoallergenic quality and also makes it compatible with any type of lube (especially water-based).
It’s Not the Size that Matters – It’s the motion in the ocean, right? Well, the Wave not only has the motion you need but it also has feel-good dimensions that are perfect for all sorts of body types and orifices.
CONS
I Feel Incomplete – Without the power unit either sold with the dildo or somehow integrated into it, this sex toy feels somewhat incomplete straight out of the box.
Wallet Woes – Because the power unit and conductor gel are sold separately, you’ll be forced to spend a little extra money if you want to experience every feature of this e-stim dildo.
Storage Wars – Finding a good place to hide or store the ElectraStim Wave should be interesting considering it’s a high-tech, non-waterproof sex toy that doesn’t come with a suitable container.
Cha-Ching – For some people, this e-stim dildo (and especially its two-part combo) could be a bit too expensive for a casual sex toy.
The Final Verdict
All in all, I’d have to say that the ElectraStim Bi-Polar Electrosex Wave dildo is probably the best execution of an e-stim toy I’ve seen so far. And while the power unit being sold separately is a slight bummer on the budget, the fact that this bad boy can be used with or without the e-stim feature makes it well worth the money. My only suggestion is that you use plenty of conductor gel/lube to ensure a good connection between your skin and the connector pins. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
I’ve never been the kind of person to become overwhelmed by the sight of a dick. Most of them look pretty much the same anyway, and today’s sex toy industry has done a good job of capturing the penile essence time and time again. At any given moment, any of us can gaze upon a cock at our leisure, either in porn, at the sex shop or in our own homes. So, when a so-called “realistic” dildo gets introduced to the market, I’m usually the last person to get excited.
There was no exception to that rule when I first saw the Vixen Johnny. In fact, it looked so damned realistic that, at first, I thought it was the dismembered body part of some poor bastard somewhere. I was so overcome with shock that I forgot to get horny. But then it finally hit me: I was holding one of the most lifelike synthetic penises this side of the Mississippi.
What Is the Vixen Johnny Vixskin Dildo?
A dildo: An aptly sized fake dick, made solely to sexually please the user. That’s what the Vixen Johnny is, technically. On a more creative note, however, it’s a properly proportioned device that can be used in countless ways to produce orgasm. So, when the world says anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough, answer back holding a fuck stick that looks like you’re a superhero.
The VJ as I like to call him is designed for both men and women and can be used either anally or vaginally. Designed with healthy sexual appetites in mind, the patented materials and unique shape of this dildo make it ideal for regular and/or prolonged use. Perfect for rigorous solo play or adventurous couple’s “therapy,” the Vixen Johnny isn’t one to disappoint.
With everything you’d want (and more) in a good dildo, Johnny’s sexy ass comes out ahead of the rest in numerous categories. Aside from the heavily realism he provides, his silky smooth VixSkin material is non-porous, natural feeling and – get this – it’s temperature responsive too. So, this is how the heating/cooling experiments usually went down in my neck of the woods:
2-3 minutes in the refrigerator or freezer
30-45 seconds in the microwave
4-5 minutes in hot or cold water
I’d just like to say that it’s rather rare for a skin-like dildo material to also be sensitive to heat and cold. I won’t deny that my otherwise objective hands were immediately ready to explore the rest of the features on Mr. VJ, which I soon found out included the following:
Bulging corona (head)
Human-like veins on the shaft
Slight curvature
Soft, textured balls
Dual density core technology
Curious about that Dual Density mumbo jumbo like I was? Well, it’s worth considering. DD cores give the dildo a hyper-realistic feel that closely resembles that of a live erection. Stiff yet pliable, the dual technology mixed with the temperature sensitive VixSkin is pair of sensations that can only be matched by the real thing. Apply plenty of water-based lube and go to town on a dildo that’s as close to reality as you’re going to get for the price.
Overall, the features work together seamlessly to create lip-biting, mind-numbing sensations. I think the VJ is perfect for people who like to take let their sexuality lead the way. Waterproof and hypoallergenic, Johnny is suitable for bath time rituals and lovers with sensitive skin. Best of all, he’s harness compatible and you already know what that means. Switch-a-roo, baby!
Furthermore, I feel like this bad boy is big enough to please the pros but small enough to incite instant arousal among the newbies. His overall appearance is quite attractive and his dimensions are right on point. For one, Johnny is super hand-friendly, with a 5.75-inch total circumference. For two, his insertable length, which is a cozy 7 inches, suffices for both pussy and ass games. Plus, he has a flat, non-slip base for hands-free fun and safety.
What Comes in the Box?
Johnny is a real trooper, especially considering the fact that he comes to you in a hobo’s dressing. Stuffed indiscriminately inside a thick yet cheap plastic container that reminds me of a gas station salad box, the Vixen brand obviously spent all their production funds on the dildo itself. Fair enough, but discretion goes right out the window when the whole world can see what I just bought.
Anyway, inside the unimpressive container rests only Johnny and his little pal, a tiny sample of the water-based lube that apparently comes highly recommended by the maker. You can use any water-based lube you want though. There’s not any toy cleaner in there, nor is there a specific harness to strap him into. Either way, you’ll get everything needed to begin screwing yourself in the right way and you’ll have a versatile dildo to play with in the meantime.
I’ve sort of already touched base on this one, but the Vixen Johnny feels a lot like having sex with a real person (minus the sudden erectile dysfunction after ejaculation, which Johnny cannot do). The combination of weightiness and temperature responsive skin makes it easy to customize each experience, not to mention it only adds to the realism. And while the VixSkin material is super soft, I do suggest using a lube that doesn’t absorb quickly because there’s quite a bit of drag down there when things dry up.
The Cheers and Jeers
You know nothing’s perfect right? Good. With that said, let’s take an objective look at the Vixen Johnny dildo:
PROS
Sized Up – Your new best friend Johnny is proportioned just right for all types of sexual activities.
Double Trouble – The Dual Density Core technology is being used more and more by the dildo makers of the world, but for now it’s just one of the better features of the Vixen Johnny.
Smooth Talker – There are only a few skin-like dildo materials on today’s sex toy market that feel as soft and smooth as VixSkin that’s used on this fella.
Plays Nice – The flat base makes VJ work with all kinds of harnesses extremely well, meaning its versatility only increases with your perversion.
The Price Is Right – For such a well-made dildo, it’s sure as hell affordable. No extra equipment required either, besides the usual: lube, toy cleaner and (maybe) a harness.
CONS
Suck It, Trebek – With the lack of a suction cup base, Johnny misbehaves in certain situations and won’t stay where you put him.
Playing for Keeps – There is no manufacturer’s warranty or quality guarantee on this thing if you buy it direct, meaning you get what you get and that’s that. Buy smart, folks.
Hiding and Fighting – You’ll most likely have a hard time finding a good place to hide and/or store VJ because he’s not only large but he also doesn’t come with any sort of storage container whatsoever.
The Final Verdict
In total, the Vixen Johnny dildo is the top choice if you’re looking for something that appears real and feels like an actual dick. He’s low maintenance and high pleasure – just what we all need out of a good sex toy. You can find more information or buy Vixen Johnny at the official lovehoney website.
I don’t have a lot of experience with this whole dildo thing. I couldn’t tell a good sex toy if my life depended on it. So, when something comes along that’s different from most other products in the same industry, I’m usually clueless about it. And that’s going to be the first and last time I’m going to lie to you in this review of the Vixen Mustang.
Sometimes, picking out a good dildo is harder than the dildo itself. I feel your pain, brothers and sisters. Modern-day sex toy manufacturers are not shy about claiming to have the best products on the market. And since they can’t all be number one, I’ve decided to see how the VM measures up against the competition. Let the games begin.
What Is the Vixen Mustang?
If you can’t tell just by looking at it, the Vixen Mustang is a dildo, a.k.a. my next obsession. The dimensions are such that it can be used either vaginally or anally (with enough lube), and like any good dildo, it looks a lot like a human penis in its shape and size. With plenty of lifelike features to counterbalance its many fantastic ones, this rainbow-colored synthetic shlong dances on the thin line between realistic and ridiculous – just the way I like it when it comes to my sex toys.
Tie-dyed and terribly attractive, the VM is an amazingly crafted dildo that’s marketed for women. However, I find that it can be used by men just the same. Made to be as ergonomic as possible, some people may still find its lack of balls a chore. Personally, I thought it helped add a little much-needed depth to my otherwise stalled out rhythm. Either way, it’s marketed as “the unicorn of dildos,” meaning it’s rare and magical, albeit not exactly everyone’s favorite.
They say nothing runs like a Mustang, right? Wrong. The Vixen Mustang dildo runs off of manual power instead of gasoline, but it’s ability to drive you to your limits could give the Ford motor company a run for its money. And just like a nice car with a terrible paint job, this whimsical wonder-dong is much more than meets the eye.
For starters, it features a slightly curved shaft that’s attached to a conveniently flared suction cup base. You can turn it any direction you like while in the bedroom or the shower; this bad boy is completely waterproof too. Using the Vixen brand’s patented VixSkin material, the Mustang dildo is also temperature responsive, hypoallergenic for all skin types and surprisingly lifelike. To me, that’s about all it takes for a dildo to be worth my money.
However, the features of the Vixen Mustang didn’t stop there. My absolute favorite part was the dual density core (DDC) – this crazy awesome feature that’s showing up on all the best dildos on today’s sex toy market. Anyway, the DDC is surrounded by a thick yet pliable layer of that VixSkin material, giving the whole thing an uncannily realistic feel. Add on the pronounced head and protruding veins and holy shit. I don’t really give a damn what color the dildo is at that point.
Perhaps even better than that is how well the Mustang plays with others. Not only is it harness compatible but it can also be used with water-based or oil-based lube. Although the entirety of this dildo is silicone, that VixSkin material has some super powers or some shit, so usage and clean up are much, much easier than you’d expect. No latex or phthalates are used either, so this shit just keeps getting better.
Last but not least: the measurements. The Vixen Mustang dildo is just above average sized with a total length of 8.5 inches. As far as insertable length, we’re talking about 7.5 inches on average. The circumference is right at 5 inches too, meaning the complete package provided by this thing is weighty, girthy and substantial even if you don’t have a clue how to masturbate with a sex toy.
What Comes in the Box?
In the case of the Vixen Mustang, the heading “What Comes in the Box” doesn’t apply because this toy comes in a clear plastic cylinder that shows off the dildo’s colorful features to the entire human race. But a lack of discretion isn’t the only thing you’ll notice when you look at this thing. It’s also sans any accessories or freebies. No lube samples, no toy cleaner; all you get is the toy itself (and maybe a little hope for a better sex life). I guess that’s better than nothing.
How It Feels
The Vixen Mustang dildo would be undeniably authentic if all men had unicorn penises. But since they don’t, a bit is lacking in the realism department with this one. However, between the overall shape, the material’s texture and the dual density core, most of the sensations provided by this fake dick were as close to the real thing as possible. The temperature sensitive nature of the VixSkin only added to the pleasure, and whether used vaginally or anally, the suction cup seldom came unattached when it was secured properly.
The Cheers and Jeers
You know nothing is perfect, right? Ok. So, let’s look at the Vixen Mustang dildo objectively to find out if it’s the right one for you or not:
PROS
Down to Earth – The overall sensations created by this otherwise funny ass looking dildo are about as real as it gets. Total charmer.
Standing at Attention – A good dildo will feel like an actual erection, and the Vixen Mustang with its fancy dual density core is certainly not lacking in that area.
Bend and Snap – Although it’s relatively rigid and therefore resembles a full-blown erection, this thing still had the flexibility I needed to give it hell without getting hurt.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful – Simple to take care of and even easier to clean, this pretty penis is low maintenance when compared to other dildo models like it.
Hot and Cold – The extra special temperature sensitive property of the VixSkin material is a great touch that I don’t usually expect in a non-metal, skin-like dildo.
Making Ends Meet – The VM is nicely priced for all the features and uniqueness it brings to the bedroom.
CONS
The Missing Link – Just like your stupid ex-boyfriend, this thing has no balls.
Honey, What Do We Do Now? – Since there is no storage bag included and the box it comes in is a cheap, clear plastic, you’ll have a hard time hiding and/or explaining this dildo.
Nothing to See Here – Aside from its realistic features and playful paint job, the Vixen Mustang has little else to offer an avid masturbator.
The Final Verdict
In my opinion, the tie-dyed Vixen Mustang dildo is a feasible addition to anyone’s sex toy collection. Unintimidating and bountiful with the realism despite its otherwise fantastic appearance, this dildo helped me stop taking my masturbation and sex lives so seriously while simultaneously achieving a serious orgasm. So, although I can’t say there’s nothing quite like it on the market I can say that it probably won’t be like anything you currently own (and that could be a very good thing). You can find more information or buy Vixen Mustang at the official lovehoney website.
On any given day, women have a ton of high-quality gender-specific sex toys to choose from – dildos, vibrating bullets, clitoral massagers, etc. The only thing missing is a manservant to clean up after the party is over. And since that’s probably not ever going to happen, the best thing we ladies can hope for is a well-made wonder wand that lets us play however we want to.
Apparently, the guys up at the Fun Factory take their moniker seriously because they’ve managed to create a female sex toy that’s truly entertaining. Even the mere sight of the Volta in action is amusing. Designed with women in mind, this toy is also the perfect addition to any couple’s play routine thanks to its innovative functionality and ergonomic shape.
What Is the Fun Factory Volta?
Made primary for women, the makers of the Volta screamed “Power to the Pussy” as they stacked this toy on the shelves. Developed using state-of-the-art technology, our showcase device offers a unique experience through its scientifically-researched design. According to sex-perts, blood flow is increased significantly through tender tapping to the labia. Add a gentle rumble to the mix and you get a ridiculous orgasm every single time.
Handheld and powerful, the Volta is a female-inspired sex toy that, quite honestly, can be used by men as well. Those who enjoy this toy the most use it solo, with a partner during intercourse or while giving or receiving oral stimulation. It’s not exactly ideal for those who climax from penetration only, but it’s an excellent tool for stamina training and whole-body teasing.
The Main Features
Although the Volta works by using a combination of unique features, it reminded me of a run-of-the-mill rabbit vibrator in the way it functions. While it’s not designed for insertion, the flimsy flaps at the top of the toy operate similarly – you know, like a carwash for your clit. Reaching all the nooks and crannies, the skin-safe silicone pads shimmy and shake at varying speeds and with different patterns depending on which of the 12 settings you select.
Designed to be a handheld external stimulator, Fun Factory’s beloved Volta brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Just the tip.” Obviously made by fellow perverts who know how to have a good time (and who don’t kiss and tell), the Volta comes with the following freak-worthy features:
A rechargeable battery
A charge indicator light
It includes a low battery warning light as well.
Non-porous, medical-grade silicone material
A water-friendly casing (a.k.a. it’s submersible)
A travel lock button
An ergonomically sound, built-in control interface
A total length of 7.4 inches (18.9 cm)
A total diameter of 1.9 inches (4.7 cm)
A looped easy-grip handle
Since variety is the still the spice of life, the Fun Factory folks consistently offer sex toys in an array of trendy and attractive colors too. The Volta is no exception. Choose from options like vitamin (neon orange), blackberry (purple) or petrol (turquoise). And while none of the FF toys come with a manufacturer’s warranty, they all feature some of the best German engineering this side of the Mississippi.
What Comes in the Box?
The toy’s container, on the other hand, is a different story. Not only is it relatively unattractive but it’s also unsuitable for storage. Considering we don’t get a protective pouch of any kind from these people, it would have been nice for the box to double as such.
Either way, here is what you DO get for the money:
The Fun Factory Volta Clitoral Stimulator (of course)
An instruction manual
That’s all, folks! No lube samples, no toy cleaner, just the bare essentials. The Volta doesn’t come with a power cable either because it uses the brand’s patented Click n’ Charge system which utilizes an internal, integrated battery. As mentioned, you won’t get a product guarantee but you will get a handful of warnings to help keep your device in top condition for as long as humanly possible.
How It Feels
I’ll just say this and then I’ll move on the explain: the Volta feels so good that it gives you the urge to penetrate. Does that make any sense? The feature combination works together seamlessly and overwhelms the senses so intensely that it’s nearly impossible not to want more. In other words, the Volta has a peculiar way of tapping into human nature to bring out the animal in person using it.
TIP: I found the Volta ideal for all kinds of things like clitoral stimulation, nipple teasing, intensified blow jobs, precision handies, etc. My advice: don’t be afraid to experiment with this thing.
The Cheers and Jeers
The Fun Factory freaks may have been churning out high-quality sex toys since 1996, but that doesn’t mean everything they make it perfect. Even the handy-dandy Volta has a few flaws:
PROS
Batter Up – The internal, integrated battery is not only powerful its also rechargeable.
On average, expect to get about 45-60 minutes of play from a full charge, even when you use the Volta on high speed continuously.
Wet n’ Wild – This toy is completely submersible, meaning it can be taken into the bath or shower at will.
Pussy Power – The Volta is surprisingly powerful for being so small and has excellent power transfer regardless of its flimsy/flexible tips.
Tiny Tim – Compact and lightweight, this thing is perfect for traveling (and remember, it has a travel lock too).
The Magic Number – Of all the things that come in twelves – eggs, horoscopes, disciples – the settings on the Volta are probably my favorite.
Everybody Flap Your Hands – Those super-smooth silicone flaps though. . .
Take My Money – Coming in at just under a hundred dollars, this toy is one of the least expensive pleasure wands on the market.
CONS
Pussy Patience – Don’t get too excited when you pull the Volta from its box. It will take between 4 and 6 hours to get it charged up and ready to go.
Hand Job – Although the Volta uses a rather ergonomic design, the button placement and handle size may not be suitable for everyone (especially when things get hot, heavy and slippery).
Stranger Danger – Fluids such as lipstick/balm, edible oil, sunscreen and certain types of lubrication can completely ruin this toy. You have been warned.
Obviously, planning ahead and being mindful of how you use and maintain the Volta will improve your experience. However, there’s little anyone can do for you if the handle isn’t a good fit for your hand. Good thing this toy is for couples, eh?
The Final Verdict
Overall, the Fun Factory Volta is a superb sex toy that, despite its few flaws, can easily transform you and your lover’s experience in the bedroom by providing simultaneous stimulation and precision pleasure. Although not the most high-tech thing on the market, the FFV has all the user-friendly features we know and love: a rechargeable battery, skin-safe materials, touch-sensitive buttons, and a waterproof casing.
The only thing I could ask for is a longer battery life (and maybe a little Bluetooth compatibility with other toys in their lineup). Some of the biggest names in the industry are making interactive sex toys that sync up with one another. If the Fun Factory boys ever latch on to that idea they may get catapulted into the Sex Toy Hall of Fame.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not a huge fan of rabbit vibrators. There are so may different models out there that I suppose I just got sick of sifting through the BS to find a decent sex toy. I tend to stick with clitoral stimulators or insertable, static dildos, but I don’t usually combine the two. However, my mind may have been changed here recently when I tried to Lelo Soraya.
The makers market is as a “luxury vibrator,” and I guess that’s pretty accurate. To the touch, it certainly feels like a high-dollar product. And while I did have some qualms with the overall shape and design of this thing, I can’t disagree that it’s a swank piece of machinery. Aimed at pleasing the vaginal canal while it tickles and teases the clit, the Lelo Soraya has both a long name and a long list of fans including myself.
What Is the Lelo Soraya “Luxury” Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator?
As the name suggests, this toy is a fully rechargeable, vibrating vag wand that features that quintessential rabbit ear extension to stimulate the clit. It’s made to function as an all-inclusive female masturbator – something to insert and something to make you squirt. Unfortunately, however, it must be used in that manner all the time or else you don’t get the full effect of the toy’s unique design.
When I first laid eyes on the Soraya, I thought the little nub jutting off the shaft was some sort of new-fangled butt plug. As it turns out, though, it’s just a revolutionary clitoris massager that’s shaped almost like a tiny finger. The nub is super flexible too, which meant I could press it firmly against my sweet spot without losing contact. My only issue with this little design feature is that it sometimes slipped off my clit when I was thrusting the toy in and out. That was probably due to the fact that my hands were trembling. Either way, it was a brand-new experience for sure.
In any event, I appreciated the way this thing provided ample space for me to explore the catacombs of my vagina. Smooth and sleek, it glides into the canal nicely before shocking the man in the boat into submission. It has a variety of orgasmic user-friendly features as well, which may or may not be why I had to use it a few times before writing this review.
The Soraya is a half-silicone, half-polished chrome shaft that multiplies pleasure by providing a series of sensations inside and outside of the fun zone. It features two individual motors – one inside the shaft and another inside the clitoral nub, each making the toy vibrate at varying speeds and intensity levels. The power behind these dueling motors can be overstated.
Anyway, the toy comes in either a soft black color or a neon purple hue. They both cost the same, but I feel as though the purple option is far more feminine. For those voyeuristic ladies out there, my suggestion is to get the violet version if you can because it just looks sexier. Either way, the perfectly rounded shaft of this Lelo love stick is ideal for easy insertion. So, no matter which choice you go with, it’s bound to be a pleasant ride.
It helps that this toy features that little clitoral stimulation nub too – something that I’ve not seen in the same capacity on any other female sex toy. It’s designed to pinpoint the pleasure center when the Lelo Soraya is inserted into the vagina, offering a well-rounded masturbation session that simultaneously satisfies both internally and externally. As mentioned, however, you can’t enjoy one or the other. These features must be used in tandem or the toy is basically worthless.
When used as intended, the gently curving slope of the shaft fits the female anatomy like a glove. It reaches the g-spot better than any lover I’ve ever graced with my presence. Meanwhile, the bullet-powered clit clapper starts doing its thing long before the entire shaft is inserted. So, if you’re not wanting full penetration you can still enjoy all this toy has to offer. What is that you ask? Allow me to explain:
It has 8 individually controlled, adjustable vibe settings that help you customize your experience with precision. Each of the settings are available in either the shaft of the clitoral nub.
It has a fully rechargeable battery which uses a standard USB cable.
The battery recharges at an unheard-of speed (just two hours for more than 4 hours of play).
It’s completely waterproof, so you know what that means: baths, showers, hot tubs, pools, it’s all good, baby.
It features a convenient travel lock to keep it from turning on accidentally while in your suitcase or handbag.
It has an easy-to-use push-button power interface that’s located on the bottom on the shaft, right where your trembling hands will be when you cycle through the various settings.
It also provides an ergonomic finger loop at the bottom to make handling a piece of cake. I especially liked this feature because it allowed me to twist and rotate the toy with ease.
It’s got 4.1 inches of circumference, or as I like to call it, girth.
It has 5 total inches of insertable length on its 8.5-inch body, which gave me more than 3 inches of handle space to manipulate this bad boy any way I saw fit.
It contains absolutely no latex, phthalates, or rubber, offering a completely body-safe experience that produced zero side effects.
In fact, it’s made primarily of medical-grade silicone (and a little bit of hypoallergenic plastic).
The shaft is hard and rigid, but the clit nub is flexible – the perfect combo in my humble opinion.
Fun features are what make a sex toy great, and the Lelo Insignia Soraya is lacking very little. I won’t lie; I’m a big advocate for products that are made to support healthy couple’s play and this thing certainly doe not fall into that category. However, I still don’t think there’s anything wrong with a little alone time if you know what I mean.
What Comes in the Box?
At first glance, the box that contains the Lelo Soraya is rather unremarkable. It’s well designed but features a life-sized picture of the toy. I really wish the manufacturers would stop doing that. First of all, I know what’s inside because I bought it. Secondly, I value my discretion. It’s a good thing I wasn’t forced to use the box as storage or else that might have been embarrassing.
Inside the telling container are the following items:
The Lelo Soraya Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (or course)
A standard USB charging cable
A satin, drawstring storage pouch (thank God)
A small packet of personal moisturizer
A 10-year warranty registration card
I’m still not sure why the maker decided to provide personal moisturizer instead of a lube sample, but regardless, it was nice to have. Vaginal dryness is not something you want to battle while using an insertable vibrator, trust me. And while you don’t get any toy cleaner either, the waterproof design of this thing makes it easy to maintain with just a little warm water and antibacterial soap.
TIP: Let the toy dry fully before putting it into the satin storage pouch because satin is not a breathable material and a wet toy can grow mold. Yuck!
Lelo Soraya Review: How It Feels
I’ll do my best to adequately describe how the Soraya feels. The girth of the shaft is certainly conducive with that full feeling we all know and love, but without that clit massager the toy would feel relatively ordinary. It was the combined effect of all the toy’s parts that gave me the sensations I was looking for.
Luckily, the silicone didn’t produce any of pesky drag that some other materials do. I wouldn’t suggest using this toy without plenty of water-based lube, but if you’re running low it won’t pull the skin or create too much friction. In fact, the material is smooth enough to suffice a good session with just your body’s natural juices.
In addition to all that, the power of the dual motors was extraordinarily strong. The range between the lowest setting and the highest one was wide, and they were all impressive. There’s very little delay between functions too, which meant it was easy for me to cycle through the options without having to exercise the patience I don’t have. Overall, it was a smooth ride from start to explosive finish.
The Cheers and Jeers
I don’t get anything for singing the praises of the sex toys I review, nor do I reap any consequences for talking smack. That means I can tell the God’s honest truth and fear no repercussions. I plan to do just that, and nobody can stop me. I’m a fan of this toy, but that doesn’t mean I thought it was flaw free.
While there are no perfect products on the market (yet), the Lelo brand is known for their production of sturdy, robust, and powerful sex toys. This thing did not become the exception. I’ll start by pointing out the things I liked about it and then move on to my inevitable complaints:
PROS
The Long and Short of It – The toy charges fully within two hours or less, but it can be played with for four hours of more.
Giving the Finger – The convenient finger loop at the base of the shaft is a nice design touch; I wish more handheld vibrators had that feature because lubed up hands make a toy like this really hard to control.
Get It Wet – Can we all just agree that waterproof toys are the absolute best? Like, why aren’t they mandatory by now, especially when no electricity is needed?
She’s Got Curves – The slightly upturned shape of the Soraya makes it super easy to hit the g-spot with every thrust, at least in my experience. Of course, all g-spots are in a different place, but that finger loop makes it so simply to locate it quickly.
Float Your Boat – With a long, extremely flexible, vibrating clitoral nub, this toy tweaks the twat like a pro.
Variety Is the Spice of Life – Eight vibe functions may not be the most variety I’ve ever seen, but they’re distinct and powerful and that’s really all a girl wants.
Assault and Battery – I beat the hell out of my Soraya for hours and the battery power was super strong the entire time. Looks like I can stop spending my entire paycheck on AAs now.
CONS
All or Nothing at All – You have either use the shaft and clit nub together or leave the toy in the box because one doesn’t feel as good without the other.
So Lonesome – Unfortunately, it’s sort of difficult to use the Lelo Soraya with a partner.
Lube Limits – Since the manufacturer used silicone as the main material, you can only use water-based lube with this toy.
Spend that Money, Honey – As one of the more expensive handheld rabbit vibrators I’ve encountered, it’s a good thing this toy comes with a 10-year limited manufacturer’s warranty.
Get in There – I had to insert the toy about 2 ½ to 3 inches inside my vagina before I could even start to feel the vibes from the clit nub.
My Final Verdict
The Lelo Soraya is a solid sex toy with lots of positive attributes and only a few minor flaws. While it may be somewhat expensive and require penetration to get a full effect, it certainly delivers an intense internal and external orgasm at the same time. I wouldn’t suggest using this toy if you’re playing with a lover unless, of course, they’re familiar with your body’s limits and ok with watching you squirm while nothing happens to them. In a world of long-distance, real-time, Bluetooth compatible masturbators, it will be interesting to see if the Lelo brand incorporates any of those features into the new and improved Soraya.
A good vibrator is hard to find. Or is it a hard vibrator is good to find? What about a firm yet flexible one that hunts down your g-spot better than Prince Charming hunted down Sleeping Beauty? This isn’t a fairytale, though; this is reality – a fine and fanciful certainty that’s going to the highest bidder. Thanks to advances in modern technology, that fantasy orgasm I’ve been searching for is finally possible.
You know what they say: Girls just want to have fun. Well, nothing is more fun than a using a well-made g-spot vibrator except maybe using one that’s high-tech and user-friendly. As it turns out, the We-Vibe Nova is all that (and a bucket of chicken). And while it may not be as fancy or expensive as some of the other sex toys out there, those qualities might actually be good things.
What Is the We-Vibe Nova Rechargeable App Controlled G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator?
As you may or may not have gathered already, the We-Vibe G-Spot Rabbit is a handheld vibrator, but it’s way more than what the relatively simple nomenclature might suggest. It’s an app-controlled sex toy with Bluetooth compatibility and it’s designed to solve the problem of losing clitoral contact while thrusting. But, if that doesn’t sound like a miracle of modern machinery, then listen up. The Nova is specially made for women like us who are sick and tired of lame and lazy vibrators with only one job description. In other words, this thing multitasks better than a stay-at-home mom with thirteen kids.
The Main Features
Perhaps the reason why the We-Vibe Nova is such a go-getter is the fact that it has so many impressive features. Aside from the uniquely arched arm that easily flexed with my body’s movements, the vibrating motors within it offered stout and steady stimulation to both my clitoris and my g-spot simultaneously. I’ve never got that kind of action with a standard penis, that’s for sure. Still, that tasty tandem stimulation is only half the story.
The Nova is also compatible with my smartphone via an app called We-Connect – a perk that’s been created and perfected by the We-Vibe folks who are responsible for making this marvelous masterpiece. The app-controlled feature allows for remote use and adds to the functionality of the toy. With 10 different modes of vibration, it was hard for me to imagine how its functionality could be improved upon, but it’s been done regardless. Not only do each of the vibe settings have adjustable intensity levels but, when used with the free app, can all be further tailored to my pussy’s prissy specifications. That’s a limitless variety of customizable patterns, ladies.
With all that power and variety, I figured the We-Vibe Nova would require bags of batteries, but the manufacturer has apparently thought of everything. This bad mamma-jamma is USB rechargeable in 90 minutes or less and provides a lengthy 2-hour play session with a full battery. Best of all, it’s super quiet, 100% waterproof, and made from silky skin-safe silicone. Oh yeah, and it has the following features as well:
A curved, ergonomic handle that fits snugly in the palm of your hand
A 5-button control interface on the handle for times when you don’t feel like using the app
Feel Technology and Feel Performer compatibility that allows for interactive sex sessions between lovers regardless of distance or location (a.k.a. the same technology used in Kiiroo products)
A base diameter of 1.25 inches
A circumference of 4.25 inches
An insertable length of 4.75 inches
No latex, rubbers, or phthalates
With a resume like that, it’s been difficult for me to find any flaws with this thing (although I was able to find a few that I will discuss shortly). For now, let’s just focus on the positive: The We-Vibe Nova is a (very) body-friendly sex toy that never needs batteries and can help you get busy with a lover on the other side of the world. Talk about a Globe Trotter.
What Comes in the Box?
Girls, don’t let the We-Vibe Nova box fool you. It may look like a cheap container, but there’s a lot of magic inside. Keep in mind, however, that I didn’t find any freebies like I usually do when I buy some of these other desperate sex toys out here. So, don’t expect any toy cleaners, lube samples, or fancy carrying cases with your purchase. In fact, I discovered little more than the basics when I opened up the box.
Here is what you get for the money:
The We-Vibe Nova Recharegeable App Controlled G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator (of course)
A magnetic USB charging cable
An instruction manual
A silky drawstring bag for safe keeping
While the drawstring bag served me nicely as a storage container, it certainly didn’t keep my Nova fully protected from the damage of falling objects and prying eyes. So, I chose to keep my toy in its original box when I wasn’t using it, albeit still inside the bag as well. Luckily, the box is compact enough to fit nicely in my bedside drawer so it’s still my dirty little secret.
How It Feels
I wrestled with a ton of graphic phrases to come up with one that would describe the We-Vibe Nova adequately, but none of them seemed to do it any justice. So, instead of settling on just one descriptor, I decided to be promiscuous with it because, let’s face it, that’s a whole lot easier. With all that said, the following 10 phrases are what kept coming to my mind when I was using the Nova:
“If the Easter Bunny was as awesome as this rabbit, I might have been more enthusiastic at last year’s celebration.”
“They say less is more, but ‘they’ must not have ever played with the limitless vibe functions of the Nova because this thing just blew that saying out of the water.”
“Is it possible for a woman to fall in actual love with an inanimate object?”
“I hope my lover doesn’t catch me playing with this thing alone because I’m pretty sure I’ve never moaned like this with them.”
“I wish my man’s dick could do that.”
“Now if I could just teach my lover how to tickle my clit AND stimulate my g-spot at the same time, we might not fight as much as we do.”
“How am I gonna get a full pussy and a happy clitoris without having sex with several people at once? This is a miracle.”
“This toy fits into my hand better than any dick I’ve ever held, plus it knows how to follow directions.”
“I’m sure glad I paid my phone and internet bills this month.”
“It’s too bad I didn’t learn how to use Bluetooth before now because this might have been easier if I had.”
As you can see from my internal monologue, I had a variety of mixed emotions about the We-Vibe Nova, but the majority of my thoughts leaned towards the positively astounded. It’s not that I haven’t tried a bunch of sex toys in my life, it’s just that most of the products I’ve used left much to be desired and didn’t impress me as much as this one did. I’m no newbie; I just know a good thing when I find it.
A QUICK COMPARISON
Comparatively speaking, the We-Vibe Nova Rechargeable App Controlled G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator stands apart from the competition in numerous ways. First off, it’s probably the most comfortable sex toy I’ve ever held, with a sleek and smooth handle that’s curved to match the shape of a human hand. Secondly, it makes most other sex toys look and feel like a joke because it’s feminine, colorful, and has virtually no limits on the types of sensations the user can create with the app. So, while the We-Vibe Nova is no where near the best thing since sliced bread, it’s certainly the butter on the bun.
CONCLUSION: When equated to some of the other app-controlled sex toys created by the biggest names in the industry, the Nova is likely responsible for the increasing popularity of the We-Vibe brand. Plus, it uses the same high-tech interface as the big wigs and functions in pretty much the same way (not to mention it’s a little cheaper than that expensive stuff).
The Cheers and Jeers
In my opinion, there are few things worse than a sex toy review that bolsters a product without keeping it real (like root canals, bad breakups, and herpes for instance). Yes, a product may be rather amazing but that doesn’t mean it’s without flaw. My experience has been one that’s continually revealed a steadfast rule in this industry: nothing is perfect, and most things have disadvantages that aren’t discovered until after you buy it. As frustrating as that is, it’s sort of just how it goes, unfortunately.
But, I feel your pain, believe me. Trial and error aren’t so great when you’re talking about expensive sex toys. In the words of the wise and wonderfully eloquent Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins, “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” So, without further ado, allow me to break it down for you.
PROS
Get in Shape – This thing is shaped in such a way that it curves up perfectly to the average female g-spot, slapping it around (gently of course) with every thrust.
No Limit Soldier – While most other vibrating sex toys boast 6-12 setting options, the We-Vibe Nova has no limits and can vibe it out with the best of ‘em.
Flexin’ and Sexin’ – Because this toy is somewhat flexible, it doesn’t feel like you’re being stabbed and even can be rotated to stimulate a hidden g-spot.
Sexy Skincare – Since it has no latex, rubbers, or phthalates, even users with sensitive skin need not fear the development of a rash (unless they’re nasty and forget to clean it when they’re done).
APP-le of My Eye – We all wished for app-controlled everything when cell phones and smart devices were rare, so I can see how app-controlled sex is the coolest damn thing on the planet.
Get High on Tech – Using Feel Technology and the Feel Performer interface made famous by Kiiroo, the We-Vibe Nova is all the buzz.
Size It Up – This toy is sized just right to resemble the length and girth of a real human penis without all the flaccidity and excuses.
Batteries Not Included – Thanks to the rechargeable motor, those expensive batteries can collect dust on the shelf as you save money and reach a proper climax.
The Price Is Right – Speaking of money, the Nova is slightly cheaper than other high-tech toys and it even come with a 1-year warranty.
Live Long and Prosper – Not only is this product extremely durable but its battery life is one of the longest in the industry, 2 hours of playtime for every 90 minutes charged.
Swimming in It – With a 100% waterproof design, I submerged the Nova in every bathtub, hot tub, shower, and pool this side of the Mississippi.
With or Without – While this toy is designed to work with the free downloadable app, the 5-button control interface makes it easy to enjoy the fruits of your labor without it.
CONS
Getting Needy – You have to have a smart phone or tablet to access the app.
Bills, Bills, Bills – The app requires a wi-fi connection or data plan to function properly.
Drain the Main Vein – Although the toy itself has a lengthy battery life, you smart phone or device may feel differently when you use it with the Nova.
Stay Connected – I experienced some connectivity issues depending on my location and the quality of my internet or data connection.
To the Window, to the Wall – Don’t get too carried away with the flexible shaft or you’ll knock down your pussy walls like I did.
The Final Verdict
Overall, the We-Vibe Nova Rabbit Vibrator is a well-made female sex toy that’s worth the money, worth the effort, and worth considering before you buy something else.
It’s not always easy to find a good sex toy, especially as a woman. In a world full of crazy contraptions and male-focused masturbators, it’s sometimes hard to track down a product that will actually work without either a) breaking the bank, b) making you feel like you need a doctorate in engineering to use it properly, or c) embarrassing you with its bulkiness. I like the Hula Beads because they’re affordable, easy to use, and conveniently compact.
The Lelo brand is one of the best in the biz, with an inventory full of fine products that are specially designed to provide pleasure to the complex human body. They’ve got some amazing things for the ladies too, which is rare from a sex toy manufacturer with a solid rep because many of the brands out there tend to specialize their toys for one or the other gender. The Lelo stock does include masturbators for both men and women, but their Hula Beads in particular are constantly getting rave reviews by everybody. As an ideal toy for couples and solo artists alike, this item deserves the attention it’s been getting.
While there are plenty of cost-effective, user-friendly, and discreet sex toys on today’s market, it’s not every day that you find one with such a cute design. If you’re anything like me, then you want your toybox to be filled with adorable pieces that make you feel sexy when using them. The Hula Beads are not only operative but they’re also attractive, which isn’t exactly rare in the female sex toy arena. However, the unique way in which this toy is designed makes it a great find and an even greater investment (and it’s not too expensive either).
What Is the Lelo Hula Beads SenseMotion?
Put plainly, the Hula Beads are a self-contained group of rotating and vibrating globules that are housed by a skin-safe material which fits in the palm of your hand and is ergonomically shaped for a woman’s vagina. This hand-held, palm-sized vibrator glides in easily to deliver pulse-pounding vibes to your g-spot, or it can be used externally to stimulate your clitoris without insertion. Best of all, it’s controlled with a wireless remote that operates via user-friendly buttons or by using the brand’s SenseMotion technology (a fancy way of saying that it cycles through the various settings with a flick of your wrist).
Named after the hip-swirling Hawaiian dance, the Hula, this inspired toy for women swivels and rotates against the clit or the g-spot using a surprisingly strong motor that’s located in its base. While it twirls it also vibrates to create a full-bodied sensation. The two complimentary functions provide an inside-out orgasm that can be tailored to your body’s sensitivity level.
Not a big fan of penetration during masturbation? Are you one of those girls who achieves a better orgasm through external stimulation? Well thankfully, the sex toy industry has developed something for you too. Of course, the Hula Beads masturbator by Lelo is made for internal stimulation as well, but at least you can switch it up if you like. The Hula Beads are made to give you and your partner options in bed, allowing for group play or solo enjoyment either up close or at a sizeable distance.
The Main Features
The Lelo Hula Beads Remote Controlled Rotating Vibrator is a mechanical work of art, with dual functionality and a supreme design that’s obviously made with a woman’s needs in mind. While it can also be used as an anal plug (or even a customizable muscle massager), this toy truly shines when it’s used as directed. In fact, the Hula achieves such orgasmic successes by utilizing all of its well-designed vaginally oriented features, such as:
An ergonomic, wireless remote control with the skin-safe material on one side and a polished metal on the other
Eight (8) adjustable vibration modes
Six (6) of them are controlled using the buttons on the remote
The other two (2) use the brand’s patented SenseMotion Technology
The SenseMotion Technology allows for swift settings modifications without ever touching the buttons on the remote
The wireless remote has a 39-foot (or 12 meter) range
A lightweight and compact yet commanding design, measuring:
4.75 inches in circumference
4 inches in insertable length
And weighing only 2.4 ounces (or 68 grams)
A rounded tip for silky smooth insertion
A 3-inch (or approximately 7 centimeter) retrieval cord for easy removal
A standard USB recharging port to eliminate the need for batteries
NOTE: The remote control requires 2x AAA batteries to turn on
A powerful motor that offers about 1 ½ hours of play time when fully charged
A quick 2-hour charge requirement
A skin-safe silicone casing
A 100% waterproof exterior that can be taken in the shower, bath, or hot tub
In addition, the Lelo Hula Beads aren’t flimsy whatsoever (meaning, they’re not flexible at all). The toy features a solid and rigid dexterity that’s designed to ensure adequate placement and pleasure. No components on this thing contain no latex or phthalates either, so you never have to worry about skin irritations or allergic reactions.
TIP: I should note that it’s not really a good idea to place a condom on the Lelo Hula (in case you were thinking about it). This is because of the toy’s relative size to the standard condom. In other words, it’s too small for most condoms and the prophylactic may slip off or become stuck inside the vagina during playtime or removal.
What Comes in the Box?
Although this toy is nestled inside a commercial-looking carton, the container that the Hula Beads come in is downright sexy. In fact, it looks like a jewelry box from a high-end retailer, plus it’s sleek and compact enough to fit in your dresser drawer without taking up too much space (or drawing too much attention). Inside the brand’s patented matte black case rests the following items:
The Lelo Hula Beads SenseMotion (of course)
An instruction manual
A silky drawstring storage bag with the brand’s logo tag
A USB charging cable and attachment
A limited manufacturer’s warranty registration card
Now, you won’t receive any lube or toy cleaner with your purchase, but the Lelo brand has lots of good deals on that stuff if you’re all out. However, considering that this toy is waterproof, cleaning it is super easy and requires little more than a quick rinse under the water. Still, it’s probably a good idea to invest in some sex toy cleaning supplies so you don’t develop a rash or infection.
How Does It Feel?
If you can imagine inserting the perfect sized penis into your vagina and then having that penis gyrate and vibrate under your control, then you can begin to imagine what the Lelo Hula feels like. Unfortunately, that description does little justice to the sensations this toy actually gives. It not only makes you feel full and fantastic but, due to its relatively compact size, it also makes you feel dainty and delicate. I didn’t even know that was possible, but apparently it is. Science is, indeed, a wonderful thing.
Speaking of science, that SenseMotion Technology is a very nice touch as well. Being able to control the vibrations coming from your toy’s motor without having to do much of anything makes you feel like a boss. So, between the stylishness of the product, the confidence boosts you gain, the mind-blowing orgasms you experience, and the toy’s overall obedience, it’s easy to see why the Hula by Lelo is one of the most popular female masturbators in the brand’s lineup.
The Cheers and Jeers
Yes, the Lelo Hula vibrating masturbator for women is an amazing work of modern machinery, but that doesn’t mean it’s 100% perfect. Unfortunately, just like everything else in the world, it has a number of flaws that must be discussed once the product is examined thoroughly. So, here goes nothing, ladies (we’ll start with the good stuff):
PROS
Pussy Power – The robust motor that drives the vibes is powerful to say the least, not to mention that the range of settings is wide, and the variety therein is distinct.
Crazy Eight – Speaking of vibe functions, remember that this thing has eight (8) different settings ranging from “Holy Shit” to “Sexy Hint,” plus two (2) of them can be directly controlled using SenseMotion.
Control Issues – As for the SenseMotion, it’s manipulated using the wireless, ergonomically shaped, handheld remote control that also houses the user-friendly buttons that drive the other six (6) vibe settings – a real one-stop shop right there.
Slam Dunk – It’s always nice to bring your favorite toys to play with in the tub, so thankfully the Hula isn’t afraid of the water.
Smooth Sailing – The toy’s rounded head helps it slide inside with ease, and it’s even easier with a good water-based lube slathered on top.
Vaginal Ballet – Not only does the device vibrate but it also twirls and swirls against your vag walls which is never a bad thing.
Lub You Long Time – It takes only two (2) hours (or less) to fully charge the device and you get about the same amount of play time out of it. I’m all about equality.
12 Meter Dash – The remote can control the toy up to 12 meters (or about 40 feet) away, meaning you can hand it to your partner in the other room and wait for the surprise pants dance to begin.
Diet Dirtiness – This thing is sleek, slim, discreet, and lightweight. ‘Nuff said.
Keep It Classy – Perhaps best of all, the Hula is super easy to clean and maintain, with no special components to assemble and no expensive supplies to purchase (unless you’re into that kind of thing).
CONS
Losing Your Religion – While the Hula may be brag-worthy and thus become your favorite sex toy, NEVER lose the remote control or else you’ll be praying to the gods of good sex for a replacement because the shit won’t work anymore (and the manufacturer doesn’t sell them separately). No Bueno.
Assault and Battery – Be warned: the batteries in the remote control tend to putter out rather quickly (especially when you use the SenseMotion settings or play with the Hula on high), so you may be inclined to throw it across the room in frustrating. I don’t suggest doing that; just keep some spare batteries handy.
Flick It and Forget It – That handy-dandy SenseMotion Technology is great, but it doesn’t always work properly when you get too far away from the target or when the remote’s batteries are running low. There’s also no indicator for either situation, so it’s all a guessing game.
Lost in Translation – Thank God for that retrieval cord because this toy is too short for some of the ladies with longer vaginal canals, meaning it can get lost up there if you’re not careful when looking for the g-spot (and no, it doesn’t come with a tracking device either).
Less Is Less (Not More) – Although this toy can be used both externally and internally, it could use a few more components to stimulate the clit so you don’t have to remove it from your lady cave. It may be advertised as ideal for inner or outer pleasure, but it works best when it’s nestled deep inside your noonie.
Material Witness – That skin-safe, medical-grade silicone material is very sweet, but like all other silicone-based toys it can’t be used with oil-based or silicone-based lubes without damaging the integrity of the product. Bummer.
The Final Verdict
Overall, I like the Lelo Hula because it’s got dual functionality and it’s small enough to keep a secret. Affordable and compact, it makes a great addition to my sex toy repertoire and I don’t have to rearrange my naughty drawer to fit it inside. Being as I can play with it on my own or invite my lover to join, it’s a terrific toy for a satisfying quickie or a long-distance marathon.
Vibrators are a dime a dozen these days, so what makes one special and worth your money? Well, that question is certainly subjective but there are some basic features that almost every woman wants. A good vibe should be well-made, powerful, expertly shaped to a lady’s body, and (if possible) attractive. After all, beauty may be in the eye of the beholder but that doesn’t mean you don’t have standards.
Meanwhile, looks aren’t everything. Aside from being cute or having nice packaging, a high-end woman’s vibrator should also be durable and modern. Usually, this combination of features isn’t hard to find if you buy something from a leading manufacturer. However, even the biggest names in the sex toy industry have products with numerous design flaws. Thus, finding the right pussy pleaser can be difficult at times. Luckily, it doesn’t always have to stay that way when you closely observe and diligently study your choices.
For instance, the OhMiBod Fuse by the Kiiroo brand is one of those sex toys that seems to be getting a lot of attention these days. The reasons for its popularity are quite clear too. Although it may not look like much at first glance, a closer inspection of its features will likely change your mind. Designed and created by one of the best respected manufacturers in the biz, this marvel of modern machinery has all the bells and whistles that contemporary women want – style, power, ergonomics, and fuck-worthy functionality options that put the “O” back in “orgasm.”
What Is OhMiBod Fuse?
As one of the newest female vibrators to come out of the Kiiroo brand inventory, the OhMiBod Fuse is a sex toy designed specifically to tantalize the various nooks, crannies, and erogenous zones of the female body. While it can be used any way you see fit, the manufacturer has designed it to help women explore the farthest reaches of their orgasmic potential. In fact, this thing is hailed as the very first interactive dual stimulation vibrator on the market. So, what does that even mean? I’m glad you asked.
The excitement of control is unmatched, but the typical dildo or vibrator can only take adventurous people so far. Whether you’re fooling around by yourself or with a partner, being able to control their sensations or giving them control over yours can increase pleasure by a considerable margin. You know what they say: the element of surprise heightens your senses by piquing your nerve endings and making it impossible to predict what’s coming next. Even without all the other features that this toy offers, its ability to provide a swift and sexy surprise is more than enough to make it an impressive feat of technology.
The maker of the OhMiBod Fuse – the well-known Kiiroo brand – has created a full lineup of compatible sex toys that are designed specifically for self-pleasure and/or partner-induced intrigue. In fact, this particular toy can be used with the brand’s Onyx or Pearl, not to mention it’s compatible with the famous Fleshlight brand’s high-tech Launch device. Put simply, the OhMiBod Fuse seems to be designed for the express purposes of making sex fun again using technology, engineering, and outright unapologetic perversion.
Using industry standard expertise and scientifically inspired ergonomics, the OhMiBod Fuse offers a pretty amazing feature known as Touch-Sensitive Technology – a fancy way of describing the toy’s ability to respond instantly when it touches your body. What’s more is that this fine feature does more than simply activate when it comes in contact with your skin. It actually increases in intensity the deeper inside you (or your partner) it goes. So, in other words, it creates a wave of sensations that not only tickle your vaginal canal but also hunt down and attack your G-spot like a pro.
And remember how I said that this toy is great for control with or without a partner? Well, let’s talk about that for a moment, shall we? So, the OhMiBod Fuse allows you to sit in the driver’s seat remotely using Bluetooth and VR compatibility, giving you first-hand control of you or your partner’s sensations with the touch of a button. Everybody loves mutual masturbation and this toy makes it easy. The features can even be synchronized so you both have the same experience in real time. Oh, what a time to be alive.
The Fuse features a dual-stim massager that uses two-way communication to create a memorable experience (and that’s putting it lightly). Powered by Bluetooth and using a built-in sensor, this toy gives bi-directional control to you and your partner through each connected and compatible device. Can anyone say, “dueling dildos?” Either one of you will be able to control the action, and that’s only where the fun begins.
In fact, this toy features a lot more that, if not mentioned, would be a crime. For one, there is no distance limit which means you can enjoy the adventure no matter where in the world you are. Have this high-tech experience with a long-distance partner as long as you have no connectivity issues (internet and Bluetooth required, of course). Furthermore, this sexy machine has a convenient LED light to help draw attention to the fun zone (or at the very least, help you and your partner see what’s going on). Visual feedback is what’s up, I don’t care who you are.
What Comes in the Box?
Although the OhMiBod Fuse is compatible with the Kiiroo Onyx and Pearl as well as the Fleshlight Launch, each of those toys needs to be purchased separately. Regardless, the Fuse is powerful and pleasurable enough to suffice as a stand-alone product (although I don’t recommend it simply because of all the fun features you’ll miss). Either way, the world-renown Kiiroo brand has included everything you and your partner need to start the pants party immediately.
Inside the relatively attractive packaging you’ll find the following items:
The Kiiroo OhMiBod Fuse
A standard USB charging cord
A satin, drawstring storage pouch
An instruction manual
Unfortunately, you won’t find much else inside the box – no charging dock, no durable protection box, no frills. There aren’t any lubricant or toy cleaner samples either, although both of those things are highly recommended and sold by the Kiiroo company at a decent price. I’d suggest springing for a little bit of both just to protect the integrity of your vag and your investment, but that’s doesn’t mean you have to get them from the manufacturing company. Any high-quality water-based lube you like will do (probably), and the skin-safe, medical-grade silicone material with which the toy is made means it’s super easy to clean with a quick rinse through some warm water.
NOTE: Since this toy is fully rechargeable and doesn’t require commercial batteries, your supply list to get started is relatively short once you cover the basics: a good water-based lube, an internet/Bluetooth connection, and a healthy sexual appetite.
How It Feels
If I haven’t done a good job at describing how this toy feels, I apologize. It’s just that explaining the sensations created by a high-tech wave generating, remote controlled sex machine is kind of difficult. Luckily for me, however, that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
For starters, the extra silky silicone material used on the shaft glides into your vagina perfectly without any drag or friction (especially if you use plenty of lubrication). Secondly, the dual stimulation capability massages your vaginal walls and clitoris at the same time. If you know the first thing about masturbation, then you know how double timing your kitten is the end-all-be-all of pleasure. Whoever is responsible for designing the OhMiBod Fuse deserves a Nobel Prize for real.
I should also mention the fact that this toy is created with carefully considered ergonomics. The positioning of the touch sensitive buttons in relation to the shaft and clitoral stimulator is on point to put it lightly. Your natural grip actually encourages the toy’s unique shape, making it work smarter so you don’t have to work harder. The thrust flows seamlessly with your body movements because of the shape and size of the toy and, surprisingly, does the same no matter who’s hand it’s in.
When used by a partner to create the element of surprise, things get a lot more interesting. By that I mean they get to manipulate your body when utilizing the various vibe functions and speeds controlled through the sleek and sexy buttons on the side of the shaft. Although the Fuse isn’t compatible with a harness of any kind, it does play well with the Fleshlight Launch, remember? And if you hook it up to that bad boy there will be no words to describe the sensation you’ll feel, so don’t even ask.
The Cheers and Jeers
While I have been singing the praises of the Kiiroo OhMiBod Fuse, I must admit that there are a few things I would change about the toy’s overall design if I were in charge. After all, nothing on today’s market is perfect, not even a high-tech sex toy created for the sole purpose of making a woman cum. As odd as that sounds, the truth must take precedence over my personal opinion which is, interestingly, in favor of this well-made machine.
Let’s start by looking at the things I appreciated (a.k.a. the things I think you’ll like too):
PROS
Go Go Gadget – This impressive device has numerous settings that allow you to customize your playtime quickly and easily.
Power Abounds – The intensity range on this toy is remarkable to say the least; and with a wave-like function that increases the deeper you thrust it, it’s difficult not to feel its power.
Position Yourself – The ergonomic control position is perfect for any hand and is even friendly to those with mobility issues because of the toy’s ability to be controlled by someone else.
Long-Distance Lovins – Since there is no distance limit for the remote capability, it’s possible to have a rip-roaring good time without someone on the other side of the world.
Just be sure you both have an adequate Internet and Bluetooth connection
Accessorize Your Sex – The Fuse can be linked up with the brand’s Onyx and Pearl devices. It also works perfectly with the Fleshlight Launch machine for some seriously compelling couple’s play.
Size Matters –The length and girth the Fuse is ideal for nearly any body.
Virtually Real –This amazing thing can be used with VR goggles and the brand’s online porn content. Need I say more?
In Charge –The battery is rechargeable via USB cable and typically takes about 2 hours after the first use.
Two for One –Fuse’s dual-stim design allows you to massage yourself internally and externally.
Cake Walk –Thanks to the hypoallergenic materials and splash-proof design, this toy is super easy to clean and maintain (if you follow the included care instructions, that is).
CONS
Now that we’ve covered the finer points of the Fuse, let’s break it down and consider the things that could use a little improvement:
Battery Boost Please – The life of this toy’s fully charged battery isn’t worth writing home about, but then again, it’s running numerous high-tech functions at once.
Keep it plugged in between uses for maximum battery life.
Time Is of the Essence – The first charge takes a few hours, so plan accordingly to save yourself some frustration.
Dive Deep – To experience the vibe intensity increase you must insert this thing rather deep into your vagina, and the same can be said about enjoying the clitoral massager.
Troubleshooting: Flip the toy over and massage your clit without insertion.
Is This Thing On? – There may be some technical difficulties if your internet connection is weak or faulty.
Check your connection before getting started to save face.
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The Final Verdict
Overall, the Kiiroo OhMiBod Fuse is an impressive device that offers its users plenty of room to grow. The fact that it can be used over long distances or connected to various other toys and VR goggles makes it even cooler. Although it’s not the perfect product (because those products don’t exist), it’s certainly worth the investment if you’re looking for something durable, powerful, attractive, and exciting. You can find more information or buy OhMiBod Fuse at Kiiroo’s official website.
Tired of hearing your man complain every time you use a dildo, whining because he feels like you’re cheating on him with a big, plastic dick? You can bet that nearly every sex-crazed female on the planet feels the same way. However, women get in the mood at different times than their male counterparts, and someone (or something) has to handle business. Luckily, there are plenty of perverted innovators in the world to suffice for this relatively unspoken need.
The solution to the problem: a little thing called a Clone-A-Willy, and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Developed by a company based out of Portland, Oregon – a well-known American city known for it’s less-than-average population, Clone-A-Willy toys are unique, customizable, high-quality sex toys that can be made in the comfort of your own home. Even better is the fact that your man-friend won’t be able to say a word when he catches you using it because it’s molded after the shape of his own cock.
The Clone-A-Willy may seem like a new invention to most women, but the company has actually been around since way back in 1997 when the film industry needed penis replicas of varied shapes and sizes for an upcoming movie. Since then, these fabulously freaky fuck wands have been featured on TV shows and major motion pictures like “Neighbors” starring Seth Rogan. It’s becoming apparent that the ladies love these things, so you need to know what’s going on before you get accused of living under a rock.
Moving way past movie props and gag gifts, these things are now mainstream because women have discovered that they’re not only usable but also 100% safe (and effective, if you know what I mean). Comprised of body-safe, skin-like materials that are commonly used for medical and/or prosthetic purposes, the Clone-A-Willy is just what the doctor ordered, literally. So, for all you Pinterest-loving, DIYers out there, listen up.
The 411 on the Clone-A-Willy
Since Empire Labs’ inception, this ubiquitous sex toy has inspired an entire lineup of products centered on the idea that women deserve pleasure too. For too long, men have had all the fun – pocket pussies, fake vaginas molded after famous porn stars, lifelike sex dolls, you name it. The time has come for the ladies to start being recognized as equally perverted people.
BONUS: You can get mad at your man all you want and never have to go without that good D ever again.
Now, some women might assume that making a realistic cast of her man’s junk is a difficult and complicated process, but the makers of the Clone-A-Willy have apparently thought of everything. The once expensive procedure is now easier than ever, requiring little more than a few supplies, 24 hours of patience, and a willing model. If you’re real concerned about your man feeling left out, the company also has a Clone-A-Pussy lineup for the fellas, but nobody wants to talk about that right now.
The superiority of the Clone-A-Willy toy to the traditional dildo is apparent. The originality and functionality of it is obvious because, honestly, where else can you get a homemade dick stick without shamefully traipsing through an adult toy store? Each of the penis casting kits comes with everything needed to make a life-size replica of your favorite family jewels, and best of all it doesn’t hurt your man in any way (unless he has a ton of pubic hair, then he should probably shave that shit before applying the molding material to avoid a painful, involuntary bikini wax).
Furthermore, the end result is crazy detailed – veins, pores, hair follicles, everything. No wonder they’re the most popular option for women (and men) who are looking for realistic genital molds that don’t cost an arm and a leg. No previous casting experience is necessary either. Each kit comes with a set of full instructions as well as a few tips and tricks for the overachievers out there. The process is relatively quick and can be a lot of fun if you do it right.
What Comes in the Clone A Willy Kit?
The cloning kit contains a complete set of materials and tools needed for the job, including the following items:
Body-safe silicone
A bag of algae-based molding powder
A molding tube
An insertable vibrator (not even kidding)
A set of instructions
Interestingly, the Clone-A-Willy kit comes in various colors based on the skin tone you’re replicating, so shit can get real with a quickness. If you’re more of an adventurous spirit, however, the company also offers neon and glow-in-the-dark colors as well. NOTE: You don’t have to use the vibrator if that’s not your cup of tea, but if you do then you might think about buying a refill package to ensure you have enough material to offset the displacement.
Designed to help you create an exact vibrating silicone replica of any penis, the people at Clone-A-Willy have made every effort to keep it fun and safe. Personalized cock casting has never been more enjoyable or risk-free, with materials that are medically tested and packaged in air-tight containers. And for ladies who are worried about domestic economics, the entire shebang is made and assembled right here in the good ole U.S. of A.
Clone A Willy Accessories and Extras
The fun doesn’t stop with a simple cock clone either. Empire Labs has developed a variety of perverted products that take curiosity and creativity to a whole new level. Take their cock rings for example. Each one is varied in size, customizable, stretchy, and flexible enough to fit the mold no matter what size it ends up being. They come in several colors too, so coordinating it with your mold is a no-brainer.
The brand even has a penis pump as well, designed to help your man achieve a rock-hard erection before showtime. And even if he doesn’t use it for that, it’s fun to pump up the volume and recast later to track growth. Men love to brag about their dicks anyway but having life-sized replicas to compare is some next level shit.
Clone-A-Willy kits aren’t limited to only the shaft of the penis either. The company offers “Plus Balls” kits for that extra kick of realness. With everything being made from 100% platinum cured materials, you can wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am yourself into oblivion with or with your man being present and never have to worry about getting a nasty rash. If you want to mix things up a bit and make several molds with the same tube, simply buy a refill package, and go to town.
There are even some accessories that most women wouldn’t even think of as necessary, but they so are. From massage oils and playtime lip gloss to warming lubes and specially formulated toy cleaner, the brand’s website is like the Walmart of sex toys – a real one-stop-shop for your debauchery to-do list. What you won’t find, however, are ridiculously high prices. This brand seriously has its hand on the pulse of modern economics, with a cost-to-value ratio that deserves attention.
Look at their inventory and notice that you can get everything you need for under a hundred bucks, a price that’s much less than most dildos on the market today. They even have t-shirts, fanny packs, koozies, stickers, and temporary tattoos to browse. So, if you’re feeling like a fanatic after molding your man, you can shamelessly let the cat out of the bag with some sweet merch. Those items also make terrific gifts for your gal pals who haven’t yet discovered this miracle of modern technology like you.
Cocky Considerations
Getting the right mold of your man’s junk is designed to be a super easy process with these kits, but that doesn’t mean the process requires no skill or finesse. Thankfully, the included instructions are well-written and concise, not to mention available in numerous languages. There are even provisions for dudes with curved penises, so you know the shit is intended for everybody.
At first glance, the inclusion of algae-based molding powder might be a turn off for some folks. However, the material is both gentle on the skin and easy to clean up after the molding procedure is finished. Derived from organic seaweed, it actually makes the dick softer afterwards. So, if your man is concerned about cock exfoliation and moisturization, let him know that the brand has him covered. The same goes for the ladies with the Clone-A-Pussy kits, so it’s smooth sailing for anyone who uses it.
The manufacturer recommends following the directions to the letter for best results, but that’s pretty much the case with any product on the modern market. With this shit, however, cutting corners is certainly a mistake and patience is definitely a virtue. The molds take no less than 24 hours to set up properly, so don’t get in too much of a rush. Furthermore, it’s important to let the cast sit in a cool, dry area to help it form up nicely. Hot or humid environments won’t help the cause one bit, so prepare a comfy and discrete spot ahead of time for the mold to do it’s thing.
Making (Not Breaking) the Mold
Keep in mind that the tube included in the kit is made to suffice for all sizes of penises, with dimensions totaling 11 inches by 2 ½ inches – plenty of room for nearly any man who’s not crossbred with a horse. However, that means you’ll have to do a few quick measurements before pouring the molding material inside, which of course should be done slowly to prevent unsightly and unrealistic air bubbles. As expected, the back of the instruction leaflet features a mixing, pouring, and measuring guide to help you and your man determine how to get the best result and where to cut the tube.
The whole thing is well-designed and high-end, especially considering the decent price tag attached. Even the tools in the kit are hypoallergenic, with everything made from materials that are free from potentially harmful contaminants like phthalates, latex, or other toxins. The final product is this fully self-contained, spongy, flexible, realistic-looking mold of your number one member – balls and all (if you so choose).
The mold is easy to get out of the tube as well, at least for the most part. There may be some slight tugging required to bust it loose, just be careful not to tear the material when you do it. The manufacturer also recommended gently adjusting the penis while it’s in the mold to ensure it’s not touching the sides of tube. Any contact will leave thin or transparent spots once the material is done setting up, and nobody wants to deal with that shit.
It’s important to note, though, that dicks measuring 9 inches or longer might require some extra materials for best results. Cocks with serious girth may also require the extra-large 7-inch vibrator, but don’t worry. The brand offers those as well, and they don’t cost much more than the standard 5 ¼-inch version. Put simply, size always matters, but Empire Labs has made it a little less important.
Also keep in mind that the size of the vibrator you use will determine how much of the powder you’ll need. At the same time, casting a cock without inserting a vibrator will reduce the amount of supplies required. So, the choice is ultimately up to you. Luckily, the toy’s designer took extra volume into consideration when packaging the 8-ounce bag of molding material, so chances are you won’t need anything more than what’s already included in the kit.
Me So Horny
Your man doesn’t have to wait for his dick to go soft before ejecting it from the tube either. Using basically the same stuff that dentists use to make molds of teeth, the material sets up quickly and doesn’t stick to the skin whatsoever. In fact, it won’t stain clothes, furniture, or carpeting if it gets spilled. However, once the color is added, that might be a different story.
To add a skin-like, neon, or glow-in-the-dark color to your mold, first mix it with the clear base before pouring into the tube.
Try to do this over non-carpeted flooring while wearing clothes that you don’t mind fucking up. This is as complicated as the process gets, and it’s not even that bad. Furthermore, it’s best to add the color to the powder ahead of time so you don’t run the risk of making your man wait around too long while trying to keep his dick erect. Remember that the brand also sells cock rings, so use those bad boys to your advantage. Slap one around the base of his junk to keep him standing at attention while you handle your business.
He’ll need to stay erect for at least 60-90 seconds while his family jewels are locked up in the mold, so kiss his neck or some shit. If he goes soft or you mess something up, a whole new kit is not necessary. Simply purchase another bag of molding powder and try the shit again. If you do it right, you’ll have a non-porous, completely washable penis replica to sit down on within 24 hours. Best of all, the thing won’t shrink over time no matter how many times you use it or how bad you abuse it.
In fact, the makers of the Clone-A-Willy seem to think that their product will outlast you if it’s maintained properly. Using a good water-based lube is always important and cleaning up after yourself helps as well. While a warm soap and water mixture will do the trick, it’s probably best to spring for the brand’s patented cleaning solution just in case.
Safety First
For dudes with penis piercings and other unique cock characteristics, using the Clone-A-Willy isn’t a problem. They do suggest taking out any jewelry though, and that’s for obvious reasons. Uncircumcised dicks are welcome too. Regardless of what your man is packing, the kit will render a realistic replica every time. If done correctly, then what you put in will be exactly what you pull out.
As for dudes with tons of pubic hair, simply adding a little bit of petroleum jelly should prevent pulling, tugging, or impromptu wax jobs. He could also do a little manscaping if you can talk him into it, but either way is fine. Be prepared for those hair follicles to present themselves in the final product though. So, if he’s built like a bear, you’ll be fucking like an animal when all is said and done.
Regardless of how you do this or where it all takes place, cleaning up isn’t as big of a nightmare as you think. The material turns into a gel once it dries, so it’s easy to wipe it off from any nonporous surface. If you happen to spill a little on the carpet or a rug, don’t lose your mind. Just re-saturate the material with plain water and snatch the gel out by hand. It washes off of skin quickly and don’t leave a nasty film behind either.
Getting the Goods
Copping your cloning kit is made super easy by the manufacturing company who apparently knows the value of discretion. Each kit is shipped in a plain box marked only with the return address. This is strictly for return purposes only, as there is absolutely no indication of what lies inside the package.
Delivery time usually takes between 1 to 3 business days, so the entire process could be completed over the weekend if you place your order on time. Credit card and bank statements as kept discrete as well, with only the name of the company showing up on the receipt.
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The Final Verdict
Gone are the days of the men having all the fun. Clone-A-Willy and Clone-A-Pussy molding kits are gaining popularity faster than sex itself. If things keep going this way, the wonderful world of traditional dildos will have its work cut out for it – clamoring to cut off the competition like a loser in a fixed race. With so many possibilities and so much room for customization, who’s to say that women can’t make more than one mold? What her man doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right?
This toy brings a whole new meaning to “Go fuck yourself.” It allows ladies to have as much fun as they desire without forcing them to use oddly-shaped, ill-equipped dildos that leave their men bitching, wondering, and feeling bad about themselves. Possibly considered the most revolutionary, at-home, DIY couple’s aid since the invention of the fifi, Clone-A-Willy toys are breaking the mold in all the right ways and putting the “master” back into “masturbation.”