When you reveal the family jewels to your latest lover, can you honestly do so with confidence? Most guys can’t; and although there’s nothing wrong with wanting more, there’s something terribly erroneous about being complacent. In other words, it’s ok if you have a tiny dick but it’s not ok to do nothing about it.
Modern-day technology has given guys opportunities that they could have only dreamed of in the past. With things like scientifically-backed penis pumps, pills and extenders, it’s now possible for a dull-dicked dude to step his game up in the comfort of his own home. Each option still has its own unique benefits and drawbacks, but anything is better than living your entire life with a short dick, am I right?
Out of all your choices, perhaps the safest and most effective one is the penis extender. Why is it such a premium option? Well, you need to understand what a penis extender is (and isn’t) first, and then you’ve got to realize that good things come to those who wait. So, while pills, potions and pumps can render some pretty significant results (and fast), they’re not ideal for every man.
Penis extending devices, on the other hand, are much more customizable and far less invasive than pills and potions especially. However, extenders are generally considered more effective and discreet than penis pumps as well. Depending on the guy using it and his personal growth goals, the mechanism required for noticeable, long-term results will vary widely. Still, it’s easy to find a good penis extender if you’ve made up your mind and know what to look for.
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What Is a Penis Extender Anyway?
Knowing basic English helps you determine what a penis extender is because the name is very telling. However, for those needing more information, a penis extender is a man-made device that’s designed to manipulate the muscles in the groin area to stimulate growth and reproductive fitness thereof. Most extenders are strapped around the waist and many can be worn under loose-fitting pants. Usually, conventional penis extenders are far less frightening in appearance and operation than traditional models (thank God), but that’s not always the case.
These days, penis extenders come in all shapes, sizes and colors, with many looking more like novelty products than anything else. But that’s still an incredible improvement. Back in the day, men used to subject their junk to a whole gamut to ridiculous things, including tying ropes to themselves and allowing livestock to tug at will. So, even if you run into silly-looking devices on your search for the perfect product, rest assured that you’re no longer in enemy territory.
Contemporary penis extenders have a ton of updated, ergonomic features that are designed to make the process more comfortable without sacrificing any of the effectiveness. While the main idea is still the same – to encourage penile tissue growth through a combination of pressure and traction – the methods used aren’t quite as jackass-ish (literaly). So, with the right device you can be hung like a horse without ever having to strap your penis to one. How, you ask? Keep reading.
How Do I Find The Best Penis Extender (Stretcher) On The Market?
What was once “too good to be true” is now a tangible reality for many men, especially the ones who get their hands on a good penis extender. But regardless of their luck and despite the influx of options on the market, all of those guys had to know what to look for and what to expect before ever spending the first dollar. So, what do they know that you don’t? Well, it’s not much and it’s nothing complicated.
Finding a good penis extender starts with understanding how the device works in the first place. Manufacturers go out of their way to sell their products to consumers, even if that means lying, misrepresenting or manipulating the facts. Although it’s not true that every manufacturer does this, there are enough of them out there to cause alarm. In other words, buyer beware: Understand how penis extension works so you can spot a bunk product from a mile away.
Aside from that, here are a few other things you’ll want to take into careful consideration before whipping out your wallet:
- Your Goals in Terms of Penile Growth
First and foremost, you have to realize that every man’s penis is unique. On top of that, his body and its functionality are one-of-a-kind as well. So, while some penis extender makers promise awesome results for everybody, understand that that’s not even possible.
Reputable manufacturers will openly state that their product comes with zero promises. They’ll tell you what is likely to happen if you use their extender as intended, and many might even go so far as to guarantee product quality or even offer money-back if you’re unsatisfied. Just understand that those two things are not the same and that no penis extender in the world is a cure-all device.
With that said, it’s still important for you to determine your personal goals in terms of how big or long you want your penis to get. Better quality products will likely offer more significant results, plus the extenders which utilize scientific research typically produce more growth. Have the finish line in sight so you can tell whether you’ve got a good product or not.
- Your Lifestyle
You might not expect your lifestyle to have much to do with your penis extension endeavors but it does. There are a vast number of variables in the penis extender arena, and not all of the options are ideal for every lifestyle. For instance, some are more discreet than others, making them easier to use while traveling. Certain models can be used in water while others can’t come in contact with moisture at all. Depending on your lifestyle, the type of penis extender you choose will make a huge difference in your experience.
If you plan to travel a lot, wear your extender under your clothes in public, use it while other people are in the house or do anything outside the realm of complete privacy, you’ll want to examine the features of a penis extender carefully. Many models are quite bulky and obtuse, but some are actually designed especially for active men.
Keep in mind, however, that penis extenders are not classified as “Sex Toys” because they’re not typically used for pleasure or with a partner. Penis pumps are often categorized as “marital aids” because they can produce pleasurable sensations while helping your dick grow. Penis extenders, on the other hand, are not commonly used for pleasure or partner play but usually offer better penile growth results.
- The Amount of Money You Plan to Spend
Another thing to keep in mind is the average price of a safe, well-made and effective penis extender. Good things are not cheap, and penile extension devices are no exception. While costs vary as widely as features, be prepared to pay up. Higher-end products have bigger price tags, of course, but that doesn’t always mean the device is better than something less expensive.
As always, you get what you pay for. However, some of the best manufacturers in the industry offer high-quality penis extenders at surprisingly low prices. Don’t get sticker shock but don’t be boujee either. No matter what your instincts tell you, a penis extender’s price is not always indicative of its effectiveness. Either way, allow yourself a budget of a few hundred dollars at least. That way, you can get a decent penis extender and don’t have to borrow money from your mom to afford it.
The Top 8 Things to Look for in Penis Extenders
Once you have a firm grasp on something other than your dick – things like your goals, lifestyle and budget – you can then set your sights on finding the perfect product by knowing which features to look for. If you’ve used a penis extension device before, you probably know what things deserve attention and what things don’t matter. The following guide might still be of use, so listen up.
For those who are new to this, or for those who want to improve their penis prowess, use the following checklist to pinpoint your ideal PE model:
- Comfort Level
Considering you’ll likely have to wear your penis extender for a few hours at a time, its comfort level is an extremely important factor to think about. Look for features like cushioned or rounded openings, flexible and/or adjustable straps and quick release knobs for emergency situations. Put simply, any features that are designed exclusively to reduce friction should be sought after. Manufacturers are constantly coming up with new and improved models, so keep your eyes peeled.
- Size Accommodations
Because penis extenders are most commonly used by men with relatively small or less-than-average sized dicks, most models are not suitable for guys with large cocks. Unfortunately, the industry seems to think that the well-hung homeys don’t deserve help with things like Peyronie’s Disease. What I’m trying to say is: Be sure to look at the size accommodations for each device so you’re not disappointed or worse, perpetually short-stacked and broke as a joke.
- Materials
You don’t have to be a material girl or even live in a material world to care about what your penis extender is made of. The best ones on the market tend to be comprised of skin-safe materials such as stainless steel, silicone, TPE or polycarbonate plastic. However, you may find some that use questionable and/or less durable stuff. In general, as long as the device is robust and free from potential allergens, it’s ok to think outside the box. Don’t hesitate to try a product that’s made from a new or innovative material.
- Evidence and Research
Anyone can slap together a few bolts and call it a penis extender. Hell, I did it once in college and sold 538 units to my retarded ass classmates. One thing I’ve learned: Only the legit manufacturers can back up their claims of quality and effectiveness with scientific research and clinical evidence. As with anything you spend your money on (or stick your dick in), always consider the source and seek a manufacturer with a good reputation. While brand names are not always indicative of quality, it’s a good place to start if you’re new to the game.
- Technique
All penis extenders work differently. For example, some require a little manual manipulation and others do all the hard work for you. Depending on several factors, including your mobility and experience, the technique required for results will vary, not to mention determine your success. Did you know that certain penis extension devices come with an exercise routine or dietary suggestions? My advice is to be careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
- Effectiveness
A product’s effectiveness should be one of the main factors used when determining its selling price, but that’s not how this shit works. Unfortunately, consumers must sometimes endure trial and error to find a decent product. In this case, however, you can simply read product reviews or get to know the manufacturer better to discover whether the product is worthy of your time and money. Trust me; people talk about these things a lot more than you realize.
- Complexity of the Design/Ease-of-Use
A product’s overall user-friendliness is a huge deal, especially when your primary objective is to strap that product around your dick and wear it for several hours. How can you benefit from a penis extender’s effectiveness if you can’t even get it on? After all, the complexity of each product is rather unique, with some requiring the equivalent of an engineering degree to operate properly. On the flip side, the over-simplified devices can be far less effective, if not a complete waste of money. Try to find something that rides right down the middle.
- Product Quality Guarantee
Apparently, not all penis extender manufacturers are confident in their product. Only a select few offer any sort of quality guarantee and fewer still give refunds to unsatisfied customers. Because of the nature of the product, returns aren’t usually permitted and results are seldom promised. Buy a device that comes with some kind of collateral just in case it turns out to be the wrong one for you.
Understanding the Pros and Cons of Penis Extenders
Growing penises isn’t for everybody. You truly need to know what you’re getting into here. So, before making any major decisions on a penis extender that’s caught your eye, consider the following pros and cons:
PROS
- Nob Snob – If you play your cards just right, the ideal penis extender will improve your confidence so much you’ll start getting accused of being a snob.
- Sexual Healing – Well-made penis extenders that produce noticeable results can boost your bedroom satisfaction, not to mention give your lover more to look forward to (literally).
- Dirty Little Secret – Most penis extenders can be worn under clothes and produce no sound when in use, meaning they’re fit for public or private experimentation.
CONS
- Take It Like a Man – Most penis extenders require a certain level of self-awareness, will power, determination and discipline. In other words, you have to remember to use the device regularly or it will be 100% ineffective.
- Dolla Dolla Bills, Ya’ll – Good penis extension devices can cost several hundred dollars and don’t always come with a money-back guarantee if they don’t work or if you’re not satisfied with your results. Bummer.
- Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained – Because positive results are seldom, if ever, promised by an honest manufacturer, purchase your device at your own risk and with the full realization that your results may be very different than what’s advertised.
The Final Countdown
Obviously, selecting the perfect penis extender requires some attention paid to the finer points. Not to split hairs here, but ask yourself the following 10 questions before going on your next shopping trip:
- Realistically, is my penis size a primary cause for my lack of confidence and/or sexual satisfaction?
- Will I have enough time to complete the requirements described by the manufacturer?
- Do I care if my family, partner or roommates find out?
- What happens when the product gets shipped to my house?
- Do I need to answer my door in disguise?
- Will my partner shoot me when he/she finds the credit card receipt?
- Is the device easy enough to hide when it’s not in use or do I have to rent a secret storage unit to keep it locked up?
- Do I need help with Peyronie’s Disease, erectile dysfunction or stamina?
- How’s my luck with the ladies and/or gents?
- Have I ever been made fun of for having a small dick?
- Does my confidence sway every time I pull down my pants?
- Am I doing this for myself or for someone else?
- Do I own clothing that’s loose enough to hide a bulky penis extender?
- Why haven’t I thought about doing this before?
- If I have, why did I give up on my search?
- Why am I back at it again?
- How many different penis extension devices have I tried?
- What products and/or methods worked best for my penis and lifestyle?
Final Note: This buyer’s guide is designed without bias to help you stay away from products that will disappoint. It may require a lot of homework, but this effort will be worth it in the end. Don’t feel too assured about your selection until you’ve gone through the lists above. There are too many landmines to step on. You have been warned.