Every once in a while, you run across a sex toy that you just look at and think, “Where the heck do you put that?” The Woody Cock Ring is such a toy.
This one is hard to figure out without a diagram. First of all, the name is kind of misleading: it’s not made of wood. (Yes, there actually are wooden cock rings.) Second – well, it sort of looks like an alligator’s gaping jaws, or a creature out of a Tim Burton movie. How do you feel about putting your junk into something with teeth, even if they are made of soft PVC material?
Here’s how it works: You slide your penis through the jaws of doom – through the back, so it’s sticking out like a tongue. That circular part – you pull your nut sack through that. Once you penetrate your partner, those mandible-like parts splay and rub against the clit/vulva and perineum/anal areas — assuming that your partner has a vagina, and that’s what you’re penetrating. It could probably work in other scenarios, but that’s what it appears to be built for.
If you’re looking for something different, here you go. We think it looks a little scary, on or off.
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