
Let’s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be
lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but
communing with fellow gaming geeks doesn’t fulfill certain…needs. At the
same time, it’s hard to tear yourself away from the computer long enough to
chase tail and engage in archaic but obligatory mating rituals. Now you
don’t have to leave your true love behind. In fact, you and your PC are
about to get closer…much, much closer.
We created this case mod to give the truly hard-core gamer an
appropriate outlet. Do you love your computer? Really, really love your
computer? Now you can satisfy your passion for PCs and your passion for pussy at
the same time. How’s that for added functionality?

We took a off-the-rack gamer’s PC case and modified it by
installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience. We
decided a lube dispenser would be crucial, as would a supply of Kleenex and
a handy place to toss them. Plus it would be nice to have a place to hold
beverages, and a stash of jerk-off magazines or porn DVDs. Finally, inspired
by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their
monitors so they know when the boss is sneaking up on them, we decided to
add a rear-view mirror, so you won’t get caught with your pants down.

We started by removing the case’s side panels and drilling
holes in them to bolt on our additions. We chose the right side panel for
the lube dispenser and trash receptacle, since we assumed most users would
be right handed. If you’re left handed, of course, you can place these on
the left-hand side. For the lube dispenser, we used a bicycle water bottle
cage, which was held in place by two 9/64” screws and nuts. When drilling
through the metal side panels, we placed them on top of a two inch board to
provide backing for the drill bit, and to keep the metal from warping. On
the same side as the water bottle/lube bottle cage, we drilled a hole to
bolt on the plastic waste container, which we got from the auto supplies
department. We bolted both of these in position.

On the opposite (left) panel, we drilled a large (3/8”) hole
to insert the stem of the rear view mirror. We used a bicycle rear view
mirror with a flexible stem. The stem originally had a fitting attached for
mounting on the end of a handlebar, which we removed previous to
installation. However, we kept the screw that attached the fitting. After
inserting the mirror stem through the hole in the panel, we replaced the
screw, leaving the screw head slightly raised to hold the mirror stem in
place inside the panel. The flexible stem of the mirror allows the user to
position it either to see if there is anyone standing behind them, or to
angle it down to watch himself in action as he’s pumping into the fake
pussy.

The unit on top of the case is a plastic car caddy that is
secured with two screws in the base. We drilled two holes in the top of the
case, one of which was slightly off-center due to the construction of the
unit’s compartments.

After removing the plastic faceplates on the drive bays, we
measured the inside dimensions of the drive bay space and cut a block of
Styrofoam to fit snugly inside. From this block of foam, we hollowed out a
space that would accommodate the fake pussy. The fake pussy we chose for
this project is
Jesse Jane’s Intimate Passages. This unit is made from soft, fleshlike
Cyberskin material and has two internal passages, vaginal and anal. It also
comes with a removable battery-powered bullet vibrator. We chose this model
of fake pussy because its size and squarish dimensions coincided nicely with
those of a standard PC drive bay. Since the fake vagina and ass takes up the
entirety of the drive bay space, it will be necessary to install an external
drive, but this is a small price to pay for having a premium pussy in your
case.

After cutting the pussy compartment into the foam, we cut a
hole in the back of the foam, both to provide a space to accommodate deeper
thrusting, and to thread through the control unit and wires for the
vibrator. We covered the foam with black duct tape, both for protection and
for appearance. After inserting the pussy in the foam block, with the
vibrator wires and control unit extended through the back hole, we
positioned the unit in the drive bay. At this point the vibrator controller
was on the inside of the case.

We decided to bring the vibrator controller out through the
front of the case, through the 3.5” drive bays. In order to do so, we had to
file a small notch in one of the face plates to accommodate the wires. After
replacing the face plates, the wires were securely positioned, and we added
an adhesive cable keeper on the left side of the case to keep the controller
out of the way until needed and keep the wires from getting tangled.

After reassembling the case, we stocked the unit with a
bottle of water-based lube, caffeinated soft drinks, a Kleenex box (you can
use wet wipes if you like), and some skin mags. Of course, most users may
prefer to watch online porn or DVDs for inspiration; space in the top caddy
can alternately be used to store porn DVDs.

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