Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the ranks of celebrities immortalized as sex dolls.
Pipedreams has come out with a complete line of Tiger Woods sex toy products, including the Tuggin’ Tiger Wind-Up, the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll , and the Tiger’s Wood Cover 4-inch condom – complete with the requisite wood, iron, and hole jokes.
Well, given how Tiger’s sexcapades have damaged his professional career, at least he still has *some* options left for product endorsements. We’re waiting for Viagra to pick him up as a pitchman sometime soon.