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Reviews Of The Top 5 Most Realistic Dildos On The Market In 2019

Dildos made with realism are what all modern-day sex toys aspire to be. They’re sleek, they’re sexy and they’re completely void of the annoying emotions that often accompany a real human being. On the other hand, they’re also a terrific tool for couple’s play, should you already be wearing a ball and chain. Either way, owning a realistic dildo is all part of becoming a full-fledged pervert. Welcome to the club, boys and girls.

The Definition of a Realistic Dildo

Sometimes, you just need to screw yourself with something that resembles a real human penis. Regardless of your sexual orientation, lifelike dildos are a lot of fun to play with under the right circumstances. And while those fantasy-based sex toys and dildos are great for their intended audiences, realistic dildos will always outlast the test of time and thus represent so much more than a horny, corny fad.

In fact, realistic dildos have been and probably always will be a staple in the well-rounded bedroom. Not only that, but they’ve remained among the top-selling sex toys of all time since their inception. Lifelike dongs play a huge rule in modern-day society, plus they’re kind of amazing to have sex and/or masturbate with since we’re on the subject.

The best part about these particular sex toys is that they look, feel and perform much like an actual shlong, meaning they have a whole host of lifelike features that work in unison to create a better experience. Don’t be surprised to find things like dual cores, flexibility, veins, balls, and pronounced heads (circumcised or otherwise). You can even get some that squirt warm ejaculate on you when you finish, but that’s a story for another time, kids.

The Top 5 Advantages of Using The Most Realistic Dildos

As you can see, there are more dildo options than the average person knows what to do with. However, between the glass ones, the metal ones, the double-ended ones and the silicone ones, there’s a characteristic that everybody loves in their dildo: Realism. And why does everyone go crazy when they stumble across a dildo that’s hyper-realistic? Because:

  1. Realistic Dildos Feel Like Actual Sex

There are so many people in this world who can’t get off with a sex toy because it looks and/or feels too unrealistic. The sheer thought of using a “toy” can make it impossible for certain types of people to reach orgasm. Furthermore, those who enjoy watching the show (voyeurs) are much more likely to get a kick out of realistic dildos as opposed to the fantasy-based varieties (especially when there’s a lot of thrusting involved).

  1. Realistic Dildos Make A Terrific Toy for Couple’s Play

The right dildo will work wonders whether you’re alone or wit a partner, but realistic dildos play a unique role in the bedrooms of kinky couples everywhere. The best models are not only compatible with harnesses and mounts but they’re also useful during online masturbation sessions featuring virtual reality. So even if you’re in the middle of the hottest long-distance relationship of your life, a good realistic dildo can help keep things fresh and special if it’s used right. In fact, there’s even an option to mold your lover’s penis (Clone-A-Willy), but again, that’s for another time.

  1. Realistic Dildos Are Easy on the Skin

Although a handful of realistic dildo manufacturers still use potentially dangerous things such as latex, parabens and phthalates in their products, the majority of them craft their sex toys out of high-grade, skin-safe materials. As such, the best realistic dildos on the market are made to match up with any skin type, including those that are susceptible to certain chemicals or allergens. And with the right lube accompaniment, your genitals might even get a boost of moisture.

  1. Realistic Dildos Are Good to Look At

When you’re in the middle of something hot and heavy, sometimes it helps to look down and see your sex toy resembling a live human shlong. Even so, when you haven’t yet reached your climax, a realistic looking dildo can sometimes be the ticket that gets the train moving. Those who enjoy sleeping around might even be able to curb their appetites with a realistic dildo on hand. Just think of all the applications and possibilities of a fully detached dick that looks like the real thing.

  1. Realistic Dildos Are Versatile Sex Companions

With the right realistic dildo, you can check off almost every item on your bucket list. What do I mean by that? Well for starters, most realistic dildos are made to be waterproof (or at least water resistant), not to mention the fact that all of them are ideal for both vaginal and anal play. Some of the best models are even travel friendly, or at least they come with a nice storage pouch for discretion. You just can’t beat the best meat in town, even if that town is a million miles away.

Keep in mind, however, that none of the things I’ve talked about can be enjoyed unless you purchase yourself the best possible realistic dildo on the market. And while said market is indeed flooded with hundreds of viable and initially appealing options, it’s impossible to find what you’re looking for if you don’t have a couple guidelines to get you there.

The Top 5 Things to Look for in The Best Realistic Dildo

Being sleazy isn’t always easy, nor is picking out the best realistic dildo for your unique lifestyle (and budget). Fortunately, realistic dildos aren’t nearly as expensive as they should be, or else millions of people all over the world wouldn’t currently own one (or five). So, how did they get so lucky and whose dick do you have to suck to get your hands on a decent dildo?

Luckily for you, there will be no obligatory blowjobs given today in exchange for information. As a complimentary gift, here are the top five things to look at or consider when shopping for your first (or next) realistic dildo:

  1. The Size

As with anything that gets shoved deep inside your vagina or rectum, size matters. When it comes to realistic dildos, however, the only realistic thing is sometimes the look and feel of it. That means you’ll most likely come across a few realistic dildos with out-of-this-world dimensions. It’s not uncommon to see dildos that measure several feet long and a few inches thick. If that’s not what you’re interested in, I suggest paying close attention to the dimensions of the dildos you fancy, especially if they’re expensive or being used with a partner.

  1. The Shape

While realistic dildos are obviously shaped to resemble a real human penis, that’s not to say that the human penis isn’t a diverse organ in and of itself. With that said, it’s important to realize that your shape options are vast. Some realistic dildos feature a curve while others are absolutely straight. Moreover, you can also choose between circumcised and uncircumcised penises if you’re into switching it up. Shape matters a lot with dongs, because shape determines how much pleasure and versatility you’ll enjoy with it.

  1. The Materials

The majority of modern-day sex toys are made out of high-end materials that are safe for all skin types. However, there are a few that contain potentially harmful or allergy-triggering things such as phthalates, parabens and latex. Either way (and even if you use your dildo with a condom as so many people do), make sure it’s made out of a material that feels good and performs well with your body, not to mention with your existing lube stash. Stick with things like silicone, TPE, PVC, polycarbonate, and/or elastomer on your realistic dildos if you know what’s good for you.

  1. The Features

Many of today’s best realistic dildos have features that are designed to enhance the experience through sensory stimulation, not just basic penetration. So, aside from the impressive realism and super-soft materials that are commonly used, top-notch realistic dildos also have features such as balls, extended bases, suction cups, and/or harness compatibility. Choose wisely though, because some of those features cancel out certain others (harness compatibility vs. balls, for example).

  1. The Manufacturer

Another thing to consider is the brand who made the realistic dildo you’re looking at. It’s important because some manufacturers make sex toys that are compatible with others in their inventory, not to mention the fact that many of them are designed to work in tandem with certain accessories in the brand’s unique lineup. If you already own a bunch of add-ons, be sure your new dildo can join the team without any problems.

5 Amazing Top Realistic Dildos to Consider:

Picking out the perfect realistic dildo is no easy feat by any stretch of the imagination. Not only do we have hundreds of sex toy manufacturers to sift through, but each one of them makes a myriad of products that differ in some peculiar way from the competition. It can be rough out there as a modern-day consumer, and the clever advertising campaigns don’t help matters one bit.

To make matters a little easier, here are what I believe to be the top 5 most amazing realistic dildos available on the market right now:

1. The King Cock Plus Dual Density 9-Inch Realistic Dildo with Balls

This massive, slightly curved dildo may look intimidating at first, but don’t let its overwhelming size fool you. He’s got style, he’s got grace, and he’s sure to give you a righteous O-face. Behold, the King Cock Plus Dual Density Realistic Dildo with Balls – a long name for a long dong, measuring 9 inches in total insertable length (but you don’t have to use it all if you don’t want to). The lifelike detailing along its shaft and the suction cup on its end allow for a customizable experience, and the dual density core/bulbous head combo creates a sensation that’s hyper-realistic and exceptionally erotic every time.

2. The CyberSkin SuperThick Realistic Feel Dildo

As one of the best-made 12-inch realistic dildos on today’s shelves, this bad boy is crafted confidently by a well-respected manufacturer and features everything you’d want in a delectable and durable dong. With 11 inches of insertable length and an insanely satisfying 8 inches of total girth, the CyberSkin SuperThick dildo doesn’t mess around. Perfect for professional perverts who like to engage in thrilling vaginal and/or anal sex, this thing may eventually replace some of the toys in your collection for reasons that have nothing to do with its size.

3. The CyberSkin Realistic Dildo with Balls

The CyberSkin Realistic Dildo with Balls is a sex toy made to last as much as it’s made to please. Crafted out of the brand’s patented skin-safe material, this masterpiece not only resembles a real human penis with its veins, pronounced head and hand-painted coloring, but it also moves and performs like the real thing too with its strong and robust dual-density core. It measures 8 inches in total with 6 inches of that for insertion, plus it offers a stimulating 5 inches in circumference and is compatible with harnesses of all types.

4. The King Cock Extra Girthy Suction Cup Dildo with Balls

Lower your inhibitions and your body onto this superior dildo made with realism as its primary design concept. Crafted by none other than the famous King Cock company, this monstrosity features realistic veins, a naturally curved shaft, a dual core for a more lifelike sensation, texturized balls and a slightly tapered head for better insertion. And speaking of insertion, you get over 9 inches with this bad boy, and the girth is on-point as well. How about 7.75 inches of soft PVC leading straight to the harness compatible suction cup on the bottom? Yeah, that’s what I thought.

5. The Clone-a-Willy ‘Create Your Own Penis’ Molding Kit

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any better, the sex toy industry went and invented a dildo you can mold after the shape of your favorite lover’s penis. More than that though, the mold is specially formulated to pick up every last detail of your partner’s shlong along the way, including any moles, wrinkles, veins or otherwise. Available in numerous colors, the Clone-a-Willy Kit is easy to do, fun for couples and even comes with its own vibrating bullet should you choose to step your realistic dildo game up a little more.

Tips for Picking Out the Best Realistic Glass Dildo

Having some guidelines and even being given a few recommendations is only useful when you know yourself better than the marketers do. These people/companies spend millions of dollars to find out what you want to hear. With your money on their mind more than Snoop in the ‘90s, most of them couldn’t care less if you end up liking the product or not. In most cases, there are no refunds or exchanges when it comes to sex toys. So, once they get your cash it’s curtains.

To prevent a catastrophic situation in your post check-out bedroom scene, here are the top five things you need to find out before selecting your favorite realistic dildo:

  • Your Skin Type

Find out whether you and/or your partner have any sensitivities or allergies to certain materials or chemicals before picking out any sex toy, especially lifelike dildos. Stay away from anything that’s known to cause irritation or pain and see a doctor immediately if any problems do develop (or get worse).

  • Your Lube Preference

While you’re at it, be sure you know what kind(s) of lube are in your collection. Note that not all lube types are compatible with all materials. For best results, stick with water-based lubrication as it’s user-friendly on everything.

  • Your Love Life

If you’re not the kind of person who frequently has kinky sex with realistic dildos then you obviously don’t need one that’s full of bells and whistles or made to take a beating. However, you’ll still benefit from buying a realistic dildo that’s durable and/or includes its own storage no matter what sort of love life you live.

  • Your Intentions

Sex toy manufacturers like to think they know what you’re planning to do with your new realistic dildo, but they can’t be certain. Either way, know your intentions before diving in. Are you looking for vaginal stimulation or anal masturbation? The answer will determine which dong you should choose.

  • Your Budget

Knowing how much money you intend to spend on this new realistic dildo of your can pay off big time in the end. You’ll be poked and prodded into spending more dough than you’re prepared for if you don’t have a budget in mind ahead of time. Just be sure to keep it flexible enough to account for pleasant surprises.

One Final Word

Realistic dildos are a soft, body-safe, sweet spot-attacking, virtually indestructible alternative to the fantasy dildos that don’t quite fit the bill. With the right one, you and/or your partner can enjoy a completely new type of foreplay and masturbation without having to worry about skin sensitivities, allergies, lube preferences or fake phone numbers. And since even the best realistic dildos are surprisingly affordable (and even more surprisingly easy to clean/maintain), it’s no wonder why millions of people in the modern world currently own one (or more). Stick to the good materials and human-like features and you’ll never go wrong.

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John James is an Internet Entrepreneur living in Sacramento, California. When he's not doing Internet Marketing, he enjoys blogging, sports, and healthy vegan lifestyle. Find out more about him on the About us page.

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John James

John James is an Internet Entrepreneur living in Sacramento, California. When he's not doing Internet Marketing, he enjoys blogging, sports, and healthy vegan lifestyle. Find out more about him on the About us page.

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