Step 1: Fill a plastic bag with pumpkin gooScoop the slimy goo from the inside of your pumpkin. Pick out the seeds if you have the patience. Put it in a...
Glove Love Step 1: Fill the glove with goo Roll up the cuff of a latex glove and scoop some pumpkin goop into it until the hand is full. Leave room in the...
Pumpkin Dildo Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in...
DP Pumpkin Step 1: Cut two "lids" in the side of the pumpkin For each dildo, trace and cut two sets of concentric circles. The inner circle should be...
King Dong Gorilla Suit Want to make a splash this Halloween? This King Dong costume will make you the life of the party. Watch the girls go ape to get a...
new! 10/15/18 What could be more in the spirit of Halloween than a disembodied glowing dildo? Enact your alien abduction and probing fantasy with a luminescent...
Foam Finger Vibrator What you need: Oversized foam #1 finger Exacto knife Mini vibrator with batteries Before you start, make sure the batteries are in your...
Mini Football Vibrator What you need: Small-sized foam football Long serrated knife Small vibrator with batteries With the knife, make a slit in the point at...
Foam Finger Vibrator What you need: Oversized foam #1 finger Exacto knife Mini vibrator with batteries Before you start, make sure the batteries are in your...
Football Vibrator What you need: Standard-sized foam football Long serrated knife Bullet vibrator with batteries Marker At one end of the football, draw a...
Beer Cozy Masturbator Sleeve What you need: Beer cozy One-quart Ziploc zipper bag Large bottle of hair gel Packing tape Lube Squirt the hair gel into the...
Materials Empty potato chip can Foam rubber (approx. 9”x9”x1” or 9”x18”x1/2”) Condom 1 ¼” O-ring Scissors Marking pens Empty the chips out of the can. You can...
Dollar Store Sex Toys new! 3/11/09 Thank goodness for the dollar store. You can find practically anything there – even sex toys! Just take a look on the...
Step 1: Fill up a bag Take a small plastic bag and fill it with lube. Trust us, this is better than cyberskin. Step 2: Love your couch Place it between the...
Step 1: Put a condom in a toilet paper tube Take one toilet paper (or paper towel) tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch...
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...
Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...
Cell Phone Vibrator How-To Women everywhere are discovering how to harness the vibrations of their cell phones for pleasure. Learn how to dial yourself up an...
Let�s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming...
Let’s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming geeks...
Step 1: Roll up some bubble wrap Roll bubble wrap into a cylinder with a hole about the size of your dick. Roll it with the bubbles inside. Step 2: Put a towel...
Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the...
Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the...
I saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things...
Q: My boyfriend told me that he wants me to do him with a strap on dildo. Does that mean he’s gay, or will it turn him gay? If not, why would he want me...
Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the...
I saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things...
Buying your sweetheart a sexy toy for Valentine’s can be fun and romantic – as long as you don’t buy the wrong thing. Here are a few...
Millions of women (and men) have already discovered the cucumber’s potential as a dildo. In fact, it’s hard to pick one up in the produce aisle...
You know what they say about imitation. However, “flattered” doesn’t completely describe the feeling you get when you see someone else...
Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the...
Right about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the...
I saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things...
You know what they say about imitation. However, “flattered” doesn’t completely describe the feeling you get when you see someone else...
Buying your sweetheart a sexy toy for Valentine’s can be fun and romantic – as long as you don’t buy the wrong thing. Here are a few...
You’ll find a lot of sex-toy-related videos on YouTube. Some are instructional. Some are dirty. Many are sales pitches. You can also find some good DIY...
I saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things...
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Despite the fact that Ron Taylor is quite the character, there is one thing he has in common with everyone else: he likes a high quality sex toy just as much as the next guy.Noticing that there were no legitimate websites out there reviewing all the amazing synthetic vaginas on the market, John James set out to do something about it. After all, it is painfully obvious that today’s men really need to know more about their options.
