Step 1: Put three stools in a triangle Take three bar stools (ones that don’t have backs) and arrange them into a triangle. Spread paper towel, newspaper...

Women: Toothpaste on Clit Minty Feeling When I get really horny and I can’t find my normal masturbation tools …. I look for my electric...

Women: In the Shower/Bath  No One Hears  Take the head off of an Oral B toothbrush (the waterproof kind). Run a hot bath and then gently rub your clit. Then...

Men: Toothpaste on Cock Feel the Burn Smear toothpaste over the head and the shaft of your penis. Jack-off as normal, as the toothpaste sets in, the extra...

Men: Toothbrush in the Shower/Bath Brush Up I like to take a toothbrush and stick it in my anus. I get into the shower and sit up straight so that it gets as...

Men: Homemade Toothbrush Sex Toys Toothpaste Penis Pump A few weeks ago I created new masturbation device: get an empty toothpaste tube made from plastic and...

Men: Toothbrush in Ass Doesn’t Make You Gay For the guys: I was a very reluctant at first, but when I tried it it was absolutely intense. Whack off...

Men: Toothbrush on Cock Buzzed Cock Toys Use electric toothbrush on the underside of your cock. Try turning it off and on at different intervals while having a...

Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy new! Don’t pretend those infomercials don’t give you ideas – all those thighs squeezing tight on hard tubing...

Step 1: Wring out two sponges Wet two sponges with hot water and wring them out. Step 2: Put them in a large cup Put them in a plastic juice cup and put lube...

DIY Solar Powered Vibrator We’ve all been hearing a lot of talk lately about alternative fuels and renewable energy sources. Maybe you’ve already...

Step 1: Roll up a sock Take a sock and roll it up like a donut. Step 2: Put in a surgical glove Put a latex surgical glove in the rolled up sock. Wrap the end...

Step 1: Drill a hole Drill a hole through the center of a bar of soap about the size of your dick. The larger the bar of soap, the better, and better to err on...

Step 1: Cut the ends off a shampoo bottle Cut both ends off a shampoo bottle that is slightly larger than your cock. Put two socks into the bottle. The stocks...

Want a custom sex doll, but don’t have $3,000 to shell out? No problem. You can build one with off-the-shelf parts for a fraction of the cost. Is this the...

Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...

Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...

Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...

Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...

In practice, sex toys and baby toys have nothing in common. However, looked at from a different perspective, these molded plastic creations can seem all too...

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To make this movie masturbator, you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a...

Top Ten Sex Toy Patents If you’ve ever had a great idea for a sexual aid, or wondered where new sex toys come from, you should check out some of the...

Problem: Toys piled under the bed Throwing your toys under the bed with the slippers and the dust bunnies is asking for trouble. Not only will your sex toys...

Problem: Toys Piled in a Plastic Bag Your sex toys deserve better than being hidden in an old plastic bag from the convenience store. Why not put these...

Problem: Digging Through Your Toy Box Once you own enough toys, throwing them all in a box just doesn’t work anymore. No need to rummage through this...

Problem: Tote Bag Overflowing with Toys This plain canvas tote bag keeps all your toys together, but it’s less than ideal when you need to find your...

Problem: Drawer Cluttered with Dildos A drawer full of sex toy clutter is a too-common sight. Closing the drawer gets your mess out of sight temporarily, but...

Problem: Nightstand Overwhelmed With Toys Sex toys cluttering up your nightstand? Let’s find a solution that organizes your toys and frees up surface...

Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a...

Laser Sword Dildos Here’s what you need: a toy laser sword with a retractable blade, a brightly colored clear jelly dildo, a utility knife, and a mini...

Sword Hilt Vibrator The hilt of this laser sword is exactly the right size to fit in the molding tube of our Clone-A-Willy DIY vibrating dildo kit. However...

Make a Frozen Cock-sicle New! 8/4/10 Cool off by wrapping your lips around an icy dildo pop. Here’s how to make a reusable mold and create colorful cock-sicles...

You’d think certain items wouldn’t need a warning label that says “Not for rectal insertion”. Like light bulbs, or mayonnaise jars. Nevertheless, too many...

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In...

Frottage Frumpkin Step 1: Outline the pattern Outline the areas to cut on the side of your pumpkin. The oval area at the top is the clit stimulator, and the...