Here’s what you need: a toy laser sword with a retractable blade, a brightly colored clear jelly dildo, a utility knife, and a mini LED flashlight. Match the color of the flashlight to the color of the dildo if you can.
With the utility knife, carefully cut a slot into the base of the dildos deep enough and wide enough for the flashlight to fit inside. Be careful not to cut too far toward the edges of the dildo or it will split in half.
Turn the mini flashlight on and insert it into the opening in the base of the dildo, with the LED light pointing toward the dildos tip. Insert fully until it is flush with the base of the dildo.
Insert the base of the jelly dildo into the opening in the top of the laser sword. You need to choose a dildo that will fit snugly inside this opening.
Your laser sword dildo is ready to conquer the galaxy.
Just turn out the lights and amaze your friends (and foes) with this space age sex toy.
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