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Top 3 Best Male Masturbators On The Market In 2021

April 2, 2021March 25, 2021 by John James

It can be hard for a man to make a buck these days. And spending any amount of hard-earned money on a luxury sex toy isn’t exactly a priority. Although I’ve chosen to pay for pleasure instead of rent on several occasions, the average guy doesn’t get down like that. When he finally does fork over his cash, he wants it to be for something good.

Unfortunately, there are so many options on the modern-day market that finding a worthy sex toy is now more difficult than ever. In terms of male masturbators alone, there are thousands of models to choose from and each one has its own unique set of features, benefits and drawbacks. So, how does one man sift through the riff-raff in a single lifetime? Well, he uses this comprehensive buying guide, that’s how.

What Is & How To Choose The Best Male Masturbator On The Market?

If you don’t know what a male masturbator is by now, then I think it’s safe to assume that you’ve been living under a rock for the last few decades. The male sex toy market is replete with gizmos and gadgets that tickle and tantalize the testicles, but you wouldn’t know that if you never gave one a try. And even if you have, the industry introduces new products at the speed of light. So, to be on the forefront of the fuck toy fad, you have to understand exactly what a male masturbator is and what it’s designed to do.

Put simply, a male masturbator is a device used on the penis to manually generate a customizable orgasm with minimal effort. These devices come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes, with features that are unique to their type, design and/or brand. In other words, there are a shit-ton of options out there and it’s tough to navigate through it all.

Although the male sex toy market is full of products that provide pleasurable sensations to several parts of the male anatomy – the balls, the anus, the perineum, etc., masturbators are exclusive in that they concentrate their efforts primarily on the penis. Furthermore, male masturbators come in two basic forms: manual and automatic.

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Automatic masturbators are pre-programmed to pump with the push of a button. Manual models, however, require manpower and muscle to operate. Both have their pros and cons and both can be used with a partner if the right product is purchased. With that said, let’s go over the most common features of a modern-day male masturbator so you know what to look for. Keep in mind that each brand offers different stuff, and the features of manual/automatic models will vary as well.

The Features You’ll Most Likely Find In Today’s Best Male Masturbators

The most basic features on a conventional male masturbator can differ from toy to toy, but in general, you’ll likely find the following things on a manual model:

A sleeve made from skin-safe materials (usually silicone, TPE or latex)
A protective casing made from durable materials (usually polycarbonate plastic or silicone)
An orifice made with the same materials used on the sleeve, sometimes designed to resemble a pussy or ass

While manual masturbators seem like a lot of work for little benefit, some of the better models are designed in such a way that copulation and customization are made super easy – pressure pads on the side of the device, release caps on the end, etc. Usually, the features needed depend heavily on how aggressive the user plans to be with his plaything. Regardless, manual masturbators will always have a place in the industry because nothing beats a classic.

Automatic masturbators, on the other hand, are quite different, and not just because they drive themselves with manual support. The most common features on a high-tech machine also differ widely from brand to brand, but in general, you’ll likely find the following things on an automatic model:

A sleeve made from skin-safe materials (usually silicone, TPE or latex)
A protective outer casing (usually made from polycarbonate plastic)
An orifice made from the same skin-safe materials as the sleeve, often designed to look like a pussy or ass
A series of buttons or knobs to control the various pre-programmed settings
A housing for the batteries or a port for the charging cable

Of course, automatic masturbators are supposed to provide the same type of sensations as a classic minus the manual effort, but they’re not for everybody. Some men prefer to be in the driver’s seat and there’s nothing wrong with that. However, auto toys are becoming increasingly popular and there’s a good reason for it: nothing will ever beat an effortless orgasm.

One more thing: If you buy your device from the right company, it’s possible to find several interesting sleeve textures. Some manufacturers even mold their toys’ sleeves to resemble famous porn stars’ private parts. Combine that with some of the “ultra” features out there and self-gratification gets taken to a whole new level.

But If You’re Lucky

Obviously, the realm of automatic masturbators is much more complex and customizable than the realm of manual models, but that doesn’t mean they both can’t be a lot of fun. Still, automatic devices tend to offer features that are ridiculously cool and not always offered on manual toys. If you’re lucky, you’ll find a device that has one or more of the following features:

Remote Control

Toys that come with a remote control are ideal for couple’s play because they allow another person to determine how each session goes. Wired remotes can be inconvenient, but wireless remotes require batteries.

Bluetooth Connectivity

Men who have a good Bluetooth, internet or mobile connection benefit from this feature because it supports long-distance love-making and real-time play. Your connection quality matters quite a bit here though.

Downloadable Smart Device Apps

A smart device will make a man feel extremely stupid if he doesn’t know how to use it. So, if your toy comes with a free downloadable app, proceed with caution and make sure you have plenty of data to support your habit.

Virtual Reality

Thanks to advancements in technology, men with the right toy can now have sex with their favorite porn star or lover in real-time using virtual reality and compatible goggles. Key words: compatible goggles. Don’t make me tell you twice.

Online Porn Content

Using VR is a lot more fun when you can access online content. However, most of the content has to be paid for and you only get free chips or coins from certain toy manufacturers.

SenseMotion Technology

This little feature makes two compatible toys move in tandem with a lover’s body and it can be used with online content and virtual reality too. Still, if you’re not careful, SenseMotion Technology can be a real pain in the ass.

Sync-to-Music Capabilities

You’ll want to have great taste in tunes if you plan to use the sync-to-music feature on a male masturbator. Slow songs won’t produce much action and fast songs might rock your cock a little too hard.

Not all automatic male masturbators have these features, that’s important to understand. Also, the more features your toy has the higher its cost is likely to be. Manual masturbators are typically on the lower end of the spectrum, but that’s not always the case . Find your way through the bullshit by using the checklist below.

To Choose or Lose, That Is the Question

Although the male sex toy industry isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, it’s vital for you to decide on a device as soon as possible. Why? Because some manufacturers offer introductory pricing, plus you can find special discounts and other incentives that could save a punctual person a lot of money. In other words, if you snooze you lose.

Below are a few (ok, 5) pointers that are designed to help you sift through the rubble in a timely manner. Each one is something you should consider before buying anything. After all, you’ve got an anxious pair of balls to empty and I understand that, my friend:

Your Intended Purposes

Male masturbators are made to be used in a particular way, but that doesn’t mean you and your partners can’t be creative. The toy you buy should be based on your intentions, not on your first impressions. For example, if you’re looking for a device that allows you to sit back and enjoy the ride, an automatic model is probably best. But if you don’t care about that shit and simply want a toy that will make you cum, either style should get the job done.

Your Love Life

Pleasing yourself is one thing, but if you plan to use your toy with a partner, you’ll want to make sure the device is up to par with their standards. On top of that, you might want to consider distance. Should you and your lover live far apart, a masturbator with Bluetooth and VR capabilities can come in handy. Without those features, your toy is simply a glorified fifi that you’re forced to use all by your lonesome.

Your Lifestyle

What’s your lifestyle like? Do you live alone or with other people? Do you have a lover or does most of your action come from porn? How often do you travel, and do you have ample time to take care of your toys? Your routine plays a big role in the masturbator that will work best for you. Some are easier to hide and/or maintain than others, so buyer beware. There’s nobody to blame but yourself when a roommate catches you playing pocket pool.

Your Preparedness

You don’t get an internet, Bluetooth or mobile connection included with your purchase of a cock-sock, regardless of the manufacturer. So, it’s important to be ready with the right equipment to enjoy your chosen masturbator. While some models come with everything you need to get started, many do not. Be sure you have enough data and a fast-enough internet connection or half the features won’t work properly.

Your Budget

The saying goes, “You get what you pay for,” and it’s true. Even when you’re talking about manual and/or automatic male masturbators, the price is a good indication of its quality. Yes, you might find some great deals out there, but for the most part, high-end sex toys are expensive. Expect to spend a couple hundred dollars for a decent device or remain a pent-up cheapskate for the rest of your life.

The Cheers and Jeers of Male Masturbators

If male masturbators are all that, then why has the sex toy industry invented so many other types of toys? Well, it’s because masturbators – whether automatic or manual – are not infallible.

THE CHEERS

Both manual and automatic masturbators are designed to fit a wide range of penis sizes.
Both types can be used with a partner.
There are plenty of customizable options available, including sleeve texture, orifice and tightness.
It’s possible to engage in a hyper-realistic sexual experience without ever having touched another human being.
Your existing love life is improved tremendously by introducing devices that elevate sexual pleasure.

THE JEERS

Your playtime options are rather limited unless you go fully automatic.
Automatic masturbators with all the bells and whistles can be costly.
Manual masturbators can make your arm muscles fatigue quickly.
Most male masturbators only stimulate the penis, not the balls, perineum or prostate.

The Last Word

Being in the market for a top male masturbator means you’ve got some money to throw around. It doesn’t mean, however, that you want to waste those funds on a product that’s no fun. Choose your next plaything wisely and make that cash work for you, not against you.

A good male masturbator will have all the features you want and none of the features you don’t. It will be within your budget and also satisfying. In addition, the right toy will generate the sort of sensations that you and your partner desire most, all while being effortless to maintain, simple to store and easy to use.

The New SayberX – Electric & Automatic Male Masturbator

September 25, 2019November 27, 2017 by John James

I can’t stand the thought of waxing my own pole anymore, so when it hit me that there are still thousands of men in the world who regularly fuck socks I knew I had to look for a better alternative. The old saying goes that a man knows his own junk better than anyone else, thus why so many naïve fellas continue to beat their own meat like it’s still the first day of 8^th grade. I get it, but I don’t agree with it. It’s the 2018, fuckers. Time to grow up.

By that I mean it’s time to start slipping your dipper into something a little more high-tech than your fist or tube sock. Not only is that shit cheap and pathetic, but it also doesn’t feel half as good as some of the toys on the market do these days. Take, for instance, the Sayber X. In my quest to find something that was good enough to change the minds of the homemade sex toy enthusiasts, I came across this expensive bastard and figured I would give it a try.

There’s nothing more frustrating that growing the balls to try something new only to be disappointed in the end. That’s enough to turn even the bravest among us into full-blown skeptics. I get that too, which is I why I ran this toy through the gamut; I tried to break it just to test out its limitations. In the process, I wound up finding a handheld masturbator that makes hands-on masturbation feel like some lame bullshit.

Before I get into the nitty gritty of this thing, I should first tell you that it had some stiff competition. On the roster was the Fleshlight and Kiiroo brand lineups, as well as the popular AutoBlow 2. As similar toys made by reputable manufacturers, I thought the Sayber X should be judged by a jury of its peers. What can I say? I would have finished law school if I didn’t get distracted by all these fuck holes.

What Is the SayberX?

The Sayber X is a handheld sex simulator that erks and jerks your junk into submission with the help of several fuckable features. I’ve heard of sitting on your hand and calling it a stranger, but this takes shit to a whole other level. If you’re sick of blasting off like a lame ass, the SayberX is a sleek and sexy way to add some power to your palm.

Designed to swiftly stimulate all parts of the penis (corona and shaft), this stealthy son of a bitch uses a series of commanding motors to send waves of pleasure up and down the canal. It has a relatively tight opening, a non-anatomical orifice, and human-like ribbing splattered on the inside of the removeable sleeve. The overall look of the SayberX pays homage to simplicity, but the lustrous casing gives it a tailored, high-tech, and somewhat otherworldly appearance.

But didn’t your mother ever tell you not to judge a book by its cover? While this toy has its merits, it could certainly use some work. The various features of it are satisfying enough, but in a world full of automatic pumpers with VR capability and free access to porn content, using the traditional toy to crank one out is growing more tiring by the minute. Luckily, the SayberX is another one of those automatic motherfuckers with lots to offer a guy who’s not into all that fancy shit.

SayberX Introductional Video

Identifying Marks Of Sayber X

Fancy may not accurately describe this bitch, but the technology behind it is like something out of a science fiction movie. The Gods of Good Sex smiled upon the makers of the SayberX, especially when the designers were coming up with the hyper-realistic material that spans the toy’s inner chamber. I, for one, preferred the SayberX material over the Fleshlight SuperSkin shit that’s got everyone’s panties in a wad. Call me a rebel.

The soft and silky SayberX also features basic improvements on the features it already had from the original version. The plastic outer casing is much thicker and more durable this time, made from what I can only assume to be some sort of hypoallergenic, medical-grade magic trick. While robust and solid, the entire contraption is still surprisingly lightweight and portable. Considering that there’s also an onboard drive system that powers the motor, I was shocked by its grace.

Furthermore, this toy has a variety of play-improvement features that make using it much more enjoyable than the standard handy (self-inflicted or otherwise). For one thing, it has this setting that sustains the toy’s motion without assistance. You won’t have to manually pump it, but you can if you want to. There’s a Sex Ring attachment available too, which is basically just a silicone finger loop that reacts in real-time to the wearer’s body movements. It connects directly to Bluetooth and can foster a pretty good time between two creative pervs.

And while the distance limitations of the Bluetooth connectivity are somewhat restrictive, there is the possibility for long-distance loving if you’ve got someone just as fucked up as you to play along. The Sayber X features 5 different speed functions as well, which meant I customized by session by experimenting with the throttle. Fun Fact: this little bastard could even be used for stamina training by any dude with a penis no bigger than 7 inches. I feel sorry for all you guys out there with massive donkey dicks, or do I?

C.R.E.A.M.

The Sayber X is by far not the most expensive sex toy on the market these days, with some of the fancier shit costing hundreds if not thousands of dollars for just a base model without any accessories. For the price, which is about $300 for the device and pleasure ring, you get the following items:

The Sayber X handheld sex simulator
A sample packet of the brand’s patented lube
An instruction manual
A standard electrical power cable

This toy, much like the Fleshlight Launch, Kiiroo Onyx 2, and other automatic masturbators, is advertised as feeling “like someone is riding you,” and it certainly gives the competition a run for its money. As a more compact version that’s missing only VR capability to make it an equal, the Saybe X costs a little less and comes with the same kind of manufacturer’s warranty as the others do. Unfortunately, it doesn’t come with a storage case either. Can someone let these fuck faces know we need discretion?

Anyway, there’s an iPhone and Android app designed for this magnificent monster too, which makes long-distance play using the motion-activated ring a fucking party in the pants. Keep in mind that a less expensive model of the Sayber X is available as well (cost: about $250), but it doesn’t come with the app-linked X ring. Neither models come with a replacement sleeve, but both the X ring and extra sleeves can be purchased and repurchased at your leisure.

TIP: The X Ring costs about $30, so it may be cheaper to buy the toy and the ring separately instead of buying the whole kit and caboodle as a set.

Catching Feelings

I’ll be honest here. The mechanical fluidity of the Sayber X pales in comparison to the performance of the competition. It’s admittedly a little on the jerky side, but I like it rough. While the Fleshlight Launch and Kiiroo Onyx 2 are smooth operators, I prefer a toy that feels like it’s there. The Launch is kind of heavy and the Onyx is bulky as hell, but both are super quiet and run too smoothly to provide the bumpy ride that some men (like me) like.

I’ll go a step further and say that the SayberX feels like an actual vagina. While the brand doesn’t have a massive inventory of orifices, sleeve textures, and famous porn star models to mold, their overall ability to capture the nuances of the female canal is uncanny. There aren’t any sleeve warmers available either, but I found that the Fleshlight sleeve warmer works just fine with whatever removeable sleeve you have. Then again, warm water and a little patience work too.

Warm or not, the combined sensations of the toy’s life-like sleeve texture, its shape, and the powerful gyration of the motor had me catching feelings in about 2.5 seconds flat. I don’t need all that visual aid bullshit to bust a nut. Don’t get me wrong; watching porn and fucking imaginary partners is fun and all, but big boys have enough perversion in mental storage to fill up an encyclopedia.

My opinion is that the Sayber X is perfect for guys who like to sit back, close their eyes, and have their dicks juiced like an orange while they wait for their laundry to dry. It’s not for busy motherfuckers who need 100 things going on at once to cop a release. This toy is simple, solid, and satisfying. Big boys don’t cry.

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE OFFICIAL SAYBERX WEBSITE

Opinions Are Like Assholes

Everybody might have an opinion, but I doubt anyone has fucked the SayberX more times than I have at this point. I keep going back for more, trying to discover hidden design flaws, tips, and tricks to share with you lazy bastards. It’s a lot like watching a movie 4200 times; you not only memorize it, but you also begin to take notice of shit you hadn’t realized before. That’s where the fuck I am in all this. I haven’t seen daylight in weeks.

PROS: Because of my experience with toys like this, my opinion counts for something by default. While nothing leaves me speechless anymore, the Sayber X did a good job shutting me up with the following positive attributes:

Mr. Popular – This toy was not developed by a team of big-wig CEOs at a large company. It was created using an Indiegogo Crowdfund project with a 108% success rate.
Handyman – It’s a high-tech pleasure provider made with German engineering that’s solid enough to make you question your opinion of World War II.
Friends with Benefits – The Sayber X can be bought with the X Ring and used with a free app to be activated and controlled from anywhere on the planet.
Reality Check – The opening, inner chamber, motor movements, realistic SayberSkin material, and speed settings combine to create a toy that’s capable of making you second-guess reality.
Movin’ On Up – Any automatic sex toy is far superior to a traditional handy or blow job.
Open Sesame – Once available only through the maker’s Indiegogo campaign with a special order, the general public can now buy a Sayber X and take it home to destroy.
Bands Will Make You Dance – The X Ring is motion-sensitive, Bluetooth compatible, and adjusts in size. There’s even an extra-large band to go on your favorite toys, I’m not even kidding.
In Charge – You don’t have to charge anything (except maybe your smart device that’s hooked up to the X Ring) because this toy plugs into the wall outlet for its power.
The Skinny – The brand’s patented SayberSkin has been to the clinic and is free from all STDS, phthalates, and toxins, so it won’t rash you out no matter how hard you fuck it.

CONS: With all these positive things to say, you’d think my opinions wouldn’t include shit talking. You’re wrong. Nothing makes me more vocal than a sex toy with room for improvement. Here goes nothing:

Missed Connections – The app makes long-distance play more fun, but for some reason the Bluetooth connectivity between devices in the same room is often sketchy. In all fairness, that’s probably due to the overall shittiness of Bluetooth itself.
Rash of Bad Luck – If you have an allergy to latex, you may find yourself up Shit Creek without a paddle on this one.
Size Matters – All the expertise used during the creation of this toy and it can only accommodate a 7-inch cock? I’m flabbergasted, and nearly a quarter of the male population is fucked.
Chains of Bondage – While I can appreciate the freedom that comes from never having to chase down a charge, the electrical cord feature is a pain in the ass at times, namely when you’re trying to rub one out on the go.
Slight of Hand – Although there are 5 distinct speed settings, the button which controls those settings is inconspicuously placed and, worst yet, touch sensitive. I accidentally changed the setting mid-stroke almost every time I used this toy.
Call a Redo – Like I said, I have been slamming my ham into the SayberX for weeks on end. That must be why the material, albeit silky and well-made, has begun to show signs of wear. I’m literally fucking this thing to death.

Getting your hands on the perfect sex toy is not possible. As soon as something awesome comes out, there’s quickly someone (like me) to find the flaws in it. Because the world is filled with varied opinions, needs, quirks, and quests, it’s not easy for a toy manufacturer to develop a flawless product. Put simply: we’re all some assholes that are too picky for our own good. We’ve got to learn to give credit where credit is due.

My Judgment Call

For a sex toy that started out a just an idea between business partners, the Sayber X has come a long way. The new and improved version is much sleeker than the original, but I suppose that’s how it goes when you start to learn about what the market wants. This toy has made itself comparable to the Fleshlight Launch and Kiiroo Onyx 2 – not an easy feat whatsoever. That’s got to count for something.

In my opinion, the makers of the Sayber X saw a need and filled it by creating a sexy yet simplified version of the hottest automatic blowjob machines on the market. They did it at a price point that’s relatively reasonable, despite the need for continue replacement sleeves and lube. The extra cost of the X Ring is a turn-off though, especially considering it’s the main thing that makes this toy cool. Without the ring, the Sayber X is just a squishy hole that jerks you off automatically. Wait, that sounds amazing too.

The complaints lodged against the Sayber X are fair, but none of them are deal breakers for me. I can work around a bad Bluetooth connection. I can wear a condom to prevent an allergic reaction to latex. I can enjoy some corona stimulation if my dick gets too big for the hole (I’ve been using a penis extender). I can get an extension cord or power adapter to give myself more room for special exploration. I can keep my goddamn hands to myself and let the toy do what it does best. And I can even afford the general maintenance of my toy by putting a little money back for replacement sleeves. After all, responsible and imaginative sex toy ownership is the name of the game.

You can find out more information or buy the sayberx at their official website.