Weird Toy of the Week: The Woody Cock Ring

woodyring.jpgEvery once in a while, you run across a sex toy that you just look at and think, “Where the heck do you put that?” The Woody Cock Ring is such a toy.

This one is hard to figure out without a diagram. First of all, the name is kind of misleading: it’s not made of wood. (Yes, there actually are wooden cock rings.) Second – well, it sort of looks like an alligator’s gaping jaws, or a creature out of a Tim Burton movie. How do you feel about putting your junk into something with teeth, even if they are made of soft PVC material?

Here’s how it works: You slide your penis through the jaws of doom – through the back, so it’s sticking out like a tongue. That circular part – you pull your nut sack through that. Once you penetrate your partner, those mandible-like parts splay and rub against the clit/vulva and perineum/anal areas — assuming that your partner has a vagina, and that’s what you’re penetrating. It could probably work in other scenarios, but that’s what it appears to be built for.
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If you’re looking for something different, here you go. We think it looks a little scary, on or off. 

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