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In-Depth: The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

I’m one of those guys who isn’t afraid to admit that a good piece of ass will make me cum in 3.5 seconds flat. A real “two pumps and a mash-down” type of guy am I, but there’s no shame in my game. I simply accept my flaws with flair while getting outright rejected by every single lover who dares grace my presence. NOT! Who the fuck do you think I am? I did something about that shit. I started treating my dick like I was a goddamn drill sergeant.

What began as a quaint quest for the best cock-numbing cream turned out to be an anxiety-riddled merry-go-round of expensive yet worthless products that did little more than disappoint and embarrass me. As if my love life wasn’t already lame enough, I tried this one shit that ended up burning the skin right off my balls. I don’t recommend buying dick enhancers from mystery merchants off the internet, nor do I suggest using topical products as a means by which to extend your longevity. My therapist says I’m almost ready to talk about.

The next victim of my perverted perusal were the penis pills, and some of them looked kind of promising. Supposedly potent and penis-friendly, these hunks of junk had me humpin’ and pumpin’ in vain. The most noticeable result I got from any of the sexual stamina pills I tried was dangerously xdryt enough shit to do; I don’t have time for things that complicate my life, especially for very little return.

Economically speaking, training your dick for the O-Face Olympics using magic potions is like betting lying on your resume. Eventually, you’ll need to prove your worth with expert precision. Don’t get lost up O-Shit Creek without a proper paddle, my brothers. Train your Johnson with love and tenderness if you can, and by that, I mean: beat it up like it owes you money. It’s the way nature intended it.

Pills and creams are pointless and risky to say the least. In fact, there is no point in subscribing to some 3-month-long pill or cream regimen in order to “get the most bang for your buck.” Quite the contrary, actually. Spreading that kind of cheese around for a mere chance at getting prolonged pussy control is nonsense, especially when there are so many other options out there that require only a single investment. I haven’t even got to the best part either: These “other options” are orgasmic, not just organic.

Having made myself privy to this sacred knowledge after months of tireless research, I finally came across the Fleshlight collection and started getting down to business. Their inventory has a bunch of crazy shit in it, but my attention was piqued when I found the “Stamina Training Unit” sitting pretty in the lineup like it knew I was there to buy it. At that point, I had tried damn near everything under the sun, so I thought, “What the hell?” I wanted something to fuck with after my training was done, so I opted for the “Classic” model too. And, since I was feeling like a depraved Daddy Warbucks, I made it rain and bought an “Ice” model while I was there.

They all three arrived at my door in unmarked boxes, which is always nice. I’m pretty sure my neighbors think I’m a weirdo for all these packages being delivered, but they don’t understand the sick scientist I am. How else is the wonderful world of pervs going to know what works and what doesn’t if there isn’t an asshole like me to try it out and write about it? They wouldn’t; so, I’m doing God’s work here. Please step aside and let the professional handle it, folks.

I’m the kind of guy who throws my cock into anything with an opening, so aggressively fucking a fake vagina wasn’t taboo to me. At the same time, I’ve developed a rather sophisticated discernment for quality throughout my travels. I am a man of the world now, with a bunch of naughty knowledge and a knack for asking the tough questions. Stay tuned, bitches. Shit just got real.

What Is the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU)?

First all, this thing should not be referred to as a “sex toy.” There is no playing when it comes to the power of this pre-fabricated pussy. Not only is it made by one of the most popular brands in the industry, but it’s also very deserving of that reputation. The STU features the same great SuperSkin material that has made Fleshlight a household name, and the orifice selection is just as broad. However, the STU features a much more intense sleeve lining, virtually forcing your dick to give up the goods like it’s being cock-jacked.

Unlike its brethren, the Stamina Training Unit is designed to give the penis maximum pleasure at lightning speed, instead of simply offering maximum pleasure and nothing more (as if that were something to complain about). The opening to the STU is super tight, which gave my junk a little taste of what was to cum (pun totally intended). Upon entrance, I discovered firsthand how the concentrated sleeve texture tickled every nook and cranny of my shaft. This thing is a real game changer.

FLESHLIGHT STU INTRODUCTIONAL VIDEO

The outer casing is made from the same hard polymer that’s used in all the other Fleshlight models, but the STU tends to be a little lighter. I found this to be good news, especially since the STU is designed to provide a rapid release, which required more stamina from my forearms to earn more stamina from my jewels. It works hard for the money, that’s for sure, and after a while my ability to go longer and finish stronger started to improve.

This serious sex machine is 100% manually driven, so a little warm-up might be necessary if you plan to go for multiple rounds. The weight distribution isn’t bad though, and the ergonomics are spot-on. Considering how quick the results are rendered, I seldom got a muscle cramp in anything but my groin. Using the STU sure beat the hell out of slapping mystery creams on my junk or swallowing horse pills until my stomach hurt. And for something that costs less than $100, it also beat those cocky competitors into the dirt.

What’s the Big Deal?

The Fleshlight STU is, by far, the most successful tool at desensitizing the dick to the point of prolonged pleasure, without making the shaft feel like it’s been assaulted by sand paper. In my experience, the smooth, silky texture of the sleeve made this toy very useful for the following perverted purposes:

  • Starting Your Engine – The STU is marketed towards men with mild to moderate cases of erectile dysfunction.
  • Playing Nice – The STU is ideal for making couple’s play more interesting.
  • Being Naughty – Tantric sex is a ball of fun, even if it’s by yourself.
  • Cranking It Out – The extreme sensations of the sleeve make getting off a quick and effortless exercise.
  • Going Pro – This unit is notorious for improving men’s stamina by 10 to 20 times. I’m not even kidding, and apparently neither is the manufacturer.

The big deal about a toy that’s got this much power goes without saying, but since I’m being forced: the STU features some well-hung manufacturing to say the least. With interchangeable inserts that can be heated to body-like temperatures using the brand’s patented Sleeve Warmer, the training regimen is fully customizable to anyone’s standards. I, for one, prefer products with proven results. Low and behold, the STU has bragging rights to significant improvements by every one of its users, especially after regular, prolonged use.

How Does It Compare to Similar Products?

The Fleshlight brand is known for its insidious innovations, as are many of the most popular names in self-pleasure. So, when they came out with the Stamina Training Unit I wasn’t the least bit surprised that it got rave reviews (for the most part). However, I’m not here to regurgitate what the last guy already said. I’m here to lay down the knowledge on this shit because, frankly, somebody’s got to keep it real with these sex toy sons of bitches.

My first priority, as always, is rigorously testing the STU against similar competitors. By the end of my research, I had the top three Fleshlight fuck wands staring me in the face, and I knew I had to do more than cram my ham inside of them. This is where it got good.

According to the latest reviews, the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit, with all its intense sensations and erotic ergonomics, is second only to the brand’s own Classic, Turbo, and Ice models. This sounded like a challenge to me. So, here’s my stank on it:

The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit VS The Fleshlight Classic

Nobody can complain about a classic. I mean, the Fleshlight folks didn’t become one of the most famous names in the industry for no reason. High-quality “relationship enhancers” are gaining mainstream support, and the Fleshlight Classic is certainly a manly mainstay. However, its intensity level is nowhere on par with stamina training, much less anything else besides a quick tug-and-pull before bed. They’re both large and in charge, but the STU often costs a little less, can still be customized quite a bit, and is basically designed to make you cum as quickly as possible. For the love of God, get some sleep!

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER – In the interest of time, efficiency, and variety, the STU wins this round. Although it is often used as a warm-up tool or a stamina improvement device, it is capable of so much more. I just wanted to fuck the potential right into it. Overall, I’d say that this Fleshlight favorite is deserving of its lofty rep as a go-to gadget for swifty sex, compelling couple’s play, erotic endurance, and convenient self-stimulation. But that’s just me.

The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit VS The Fleshlight Turbo

Moving on, I felt it necessary to pit the STU against its boisterous brethren, the Fleshlight Turbo. This son of a bitch gives a decent knob job, plus it’s fully customizable just like the rest of the toys from the brand. The sleeve it comes with contains a collection of twists, turns, and tantalizing textures that juice your dick like it’s an exotic fruit. However, the copulation achieved from the Turbo is much smoother (aka: slower) than that of the STU, despite its otherwise exhilarating (and somewhat misleading) title. The only thing “Turbo” about the FT is the eventual orgasm it receives from your overworked dick, but then again, an unenthusiastic hand-job could do the same thing.

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER – Compared to the other toys in my lineup, the Turbo was somewhat dull if you can believe it. As a stand-alone toy, it’s worth the money (it only costs around $70), but up against the STU it doesn’t have a chance. I swear, I started feeling like I did when I was in an obligatory relationship and wanted to end it. “It’s not you; it’s me.”

The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit VS The Fleshlight Ice

Shit started to get interesting right about the time I began testing the Fleshlight Ice – the glorious goo hole that it is. See-through and smaller than the average bear, the Ice is still compatible with the brand’s sleeve warmer. Better than that though, it allows you to spill your spud onto sexy spectators (or onto a towel), virtually eliminating the clean-up process. For voyeurs, this is wonderful news and using the Ice will probably be very satisfying. For people who don’t need to see it to believe it, the Ice is lacking in a few minor ways. The tightness is there, the size is right, and the weight distribution is on-point, but the texture isn’t the best thing in the world and the enclosed design of the others is often a good thing. I guess it all just depends on your taste.

WINNER, WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER – Again, the Ice is a decent enough toy. It’s just not ideal for folks looking to improve their stamina. Unless, of course, their stamina is shot to hell as soon as they peep their pecker near a pussy. In which case, I’d say they need more than a sex toy to make much of a difference. Overall, the STU feels better, provides more intense sensations, satisfies, and allows for adjustments. We have a winner, ladies and gentlemen.

What Else Can It Do?

I wanted to be sure to point out the fact that the Fleshlight STU made it out alive when put nose to nose with its sexy, successful siblings. Although it’s not the perfect toy by any means, the STU is certainly marketed truthfully and lives up to the brand’s standard. This model turns tricks like your mom, only its better at it. Here is a list of some of the shit it can do:

  • The STU works with the Fleshlight Launch. Did you hear what I just said? Holy penis party, Batman! Don’t get me started. That’s a whole other review.
  • It is also compatible with the majority of the brand’s accessories, including the shower mount and sleeve warmer.
  • It comes with access to an online stamina training program manual that’s pretty dope. I, for one, had no idea there was a method to all this madness. Turns out, science isn’t working as hard towards a cure for cancer as they are for a cure for premature limp dick.
  • A properly structured training routine actually helps you stop beating your own meat because, let’s face it, that shit is lame.

While the overall design of the STU is not without inherent flaw, I think it (and the entire Fleshlight brand for that matter) is going to be one of those throwback classics everyone uses to weigh the quality of their new toys. That’s not a bad gig if you ask me.

So, What’s the Catch?

The catch is simple. This toy is definitely a “WYSIWYG” product (“WYSIWYG” means “What you see is what you get” for those of you born under a rock). I can’t explain the nuances of life to you fuck boys, but I can explain the little tips and tricks I discovered about successfully enjoying the STU. For instance, testing different stroke patterns, thrust strengths, angles, durations, and partners can help you get the most out of the toy. Otherwise, the damn thing starts to feel too familiar after a while.

Also, breathing techniques can make a world of difference when using the STU, and so can limiting yourself to how many times you’re allowed to cross the finish line before stopping. While the Stamina Training Unit is designed to feel like paradise, the idea is to use that sensation to train your brain and balls to handle their shit better in the event of some mind-blowing sex. It’s sort of a double-edged sword unless your fortitude is intact.

Furthermore, the STU is not a tiny toy, nor is it in any way inconspicuous aside from its secure shipping. The sheer popularity of the manufacturing brand has made its unique toy design a recognizable thing. It may be time to head back to the drawing board, Fleshlight. The cost is good and the texture is great, the materials are solid and the weight is workable, but the cocksucker doesn’t have a carrying case nor does it come with any physical learning literature, toy cleaner, or lube (aside from a very small packet of the brand’s water-based shit, and that was gone in 60 seconds).

Why Is It Worth My Money?

Training your cock and balls for the big game requires a lot of work. At the end of the day, your family jewels are worth it. Penis pumps, magic elixirs, super pills, and natural skills only take a man so far. When you’re stuck between a rock and not-so-hard place, desperation calls with your delicate ego hanging in the balance. As for me, I’d rather take my chances with a sex toy that’s specifically designed to get my junk in order.

Furthermore, some the side effects of those alternative erection solutions are downright dangerous, not to mention uncomfortable and embarrassing. While the STU does not claim to treat or cure medically diagnosed erectile dysfunction, it can help men like you and me who occasionally have a hard time keeping it up or who go soft as soon as they bust a nut. For a moderate investment of around $70, it’s a small price to pay for a better bedroom resume.

On the other hand, any sex toy that feels good enough to make you cum your eyeballs out within minutes would do the same thing as the STU. The difference is that the STU, unlike most of the others, has been developed using advanced technology and is manufactured by one of the best-known names in the industry – compatible with a majority of the Fleshlight brand’s lineup. If that’s not enough to make you say, “Take my money,” then I don’t know what is.

How Does It Measure Up?

Although I have a lot of good shit to say about the STU, I still had some issues with its overall design. I try not to be a passive pussy, which means I abuse these toys like a goddamn drill sergeant. For a relatively low-priced sex toy that can accommodate penises up to 8.5 inches long, I’d say that this toy had a head start against its rivals. Then again, it’s a pretty standard masturbator outside of its hyper-texturized material and a good portion of the people who use it end up swapping the sleeve for something else after a while. Either way, here’s what I discovered. You be the judge.

PROS

  • Super Sensational – The extreme texture of the inserted sleeve, even if it’s not the STU version, is very satisfying to say the least.

  • Plays Well with Others – The STU is compatible with the Fleshlight Launch – a fully automated master of dick disaster if I’ve ever seen one.

  • Quirky Quickie – While the STU was originally designed to help men increase their sexual stamina, it’s possible to use this toy as a quickie machine for on-the-go blue balls relief – just what the doctor ordered.

  • The Price is Nice – Although some sex toys are less expensive, they’re also usually cheaply made. The STU is a solid work of perversion, and it even comes with a limited warranty from the manufacturer.

  • Large and In Charge – Like most toys from the Fleshlight lineup, the STU is made to fit dicks if all shapes and sizes, and is large enough to accommodate just about everyone (except for you horse cock motherfuckers).

CONS

  • Heavy Duty – Unless you use this toy with the brand’s Launch, you’re going to get a workout. Although it’s weight distribution is on point, lots of stroking can wear anyone out.
  • Shooting Blanks – Beware: after using the STU for a while, your dick might become desensitized, which could make getting off harder than your throbbing cock.
  • Solo Act – Because of the intensity of this thing, using it with a partner is an exercise in futility (unless, of course, you’re into prematurely ejaculating in front of your lover). I suggest using the STU to rub one out before the big game instead of using it as a couple’s play toy. Just sayin’.

What Will They Think of Next?

I’m not sure what the Fleshlight brand will come up with next, but I do know that I’m looking forward to it. Who wouldn’t be excited about an up-and-coming sex toy that’s manufactured by one of the best names in the industry? I only wish that they would develop some sort of new material since the brand’s patented SuperSkin shit is somewhat sticky and can tear easily when it’s not properly lubed up.

Overall, the Stamina Training Unit is virtually indestructible (that is NOT a challenge by the way). Keep it wet and clean and you shouldn’t have a problem. And while it’s just another expense that sits between you and a killer orgasm, I suggest springing for the brand’s specially formulated toy cleaner and renewal powder, especially if you want to keep your toy in ship shape for a long time. In other words, play at your own risk.

The Last Word

At the end of the day, I think the Fleshlight STU is an ideal sex toy-slash-cock trainer to keep in your fuck stick arsenal year-round. Whether it ends up being used as a quickie machine, a dick mentor, or a perverted play toy for your partner is up to you. Either way, it’s reasonably priced enough to suffice for whatever the hell you want to do with it (with some limitations, of course). If I had to rate it on a scale from 1 to 10, I’d give it a solid 8.5. Despite its short list of shortcomings, the STU is downright fun to use, highly effective for its intended purposes, well made, affordable, and sent discretely in an unmarked box (just the way my nosey neighbors and I like it).