Measure Your Penis Size

Measure Your Length:

With a Piece of Paper

With a Beer Can

With a Dollar

Measure Your Girth:

With a Toilet Paper Tube

With an Envelope

With a D Battery

Measure Your Volume:

With Water Displacement

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Want to know how you measure up? We'll teach you, using household items. (No ruler required!) Do the following tests, add up your points, and you'll know if you have a huge cock or not.

1-3 points: You're average
4-5 points: On the large side
5+ points: Big swinging dick

Measure Length: With a Sheet of Paper

Step 1: Take a standard sheet of paper, 8.5 by 11 inches, and fold it in half like a book.

Step 2: Compare the shorter edge of the folded paper to your penis. The length of that side is 5.5 inches.

Longer than the paper? Give yourself 1 point.

Measure with a beer can >>