How Big Am I? - Measure Your Penis

Measure Your Length:

Measure Your Girth:

Measure Your Volume:

Measure Length: With a Beer Can

Hold a 12 oz. soda or beer can alongside your penis and compare the length. The can is 4.8 inches long, or just over 4¾ inches.

Longer than the beer can? Give yourself 1 point.

Compare your girth to the beer can. Larger than the beer can? Give yourself 100 points and explore a career in adult films.