How Big Am I? - Measure Your Penis

Measure Your Length:

With a Piece of Paper

With a Soda Can

With a Dollar

Measure Your Girth:

With a Toilet Paper Tube

With an Envelope

With a D Battery

Measure Your Volume:

With Water Displacement

Measure Girth: With a D Battery

Take a "D" sized battery and hold it up to the end of your penis. Compare the girth of the battery to the girth of your tool. The battery is 1¼ inches in diameter and about 4 inches in circumference.

Larger than the battery in diameter? Give yourself 1 point.

Measure with Water Displacement >>