Pumpkin Dildo
Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on
the pumpkin

Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle
around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle
the diameter of your dildo.
Step 2: Make the lid

Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a
shallow inward angle to form a "lid".
Step 3: Make room for the dildo

Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the
base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to
make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.
Step 4: Check your fit

Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.
Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin

Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the
floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.
Step 6: Ride the orange pony

Go for it!
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