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Football Vibrator

Football Vibrator
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Football Vibrator

What you need:

  • Standard-sized foam football
  • Long serrated knife
  • Bullet vibrator with batteries
  • Marker


At one end of the football, draw a circle around the point that’s about the diameter of the bullet vibe. Use the knife to cut straight down into the foam around the circumference of the circle, penetrating at least four inches into the football. When you have cut completely around the circle, pull out the foam plug that you’ve created. If necessary, use the knife to trim out the foam near the bottom of the hole.


On the side of the football, a few inched from the end that you just cut into, make another circle that is the size of the controller/battery pack for the vibrator. Cut around the outside of the circle, straight in towards the middle of the football so you’re making a tube that’s perpendicular to the one in the end. Make sure the knife goes in far enough so it meets the other hole. Extract the foam plug. If your vibrator’s controller is square, you may want to cut a square or rectangular section out of the foam so you can set it in flush with the surface.


Make sure you have put the batteries into the vibrator’s battery pack. Now insert the bullet completely into the hole in the side of the football. Push it up into the vertical hole so it will come out the end of the football. You may have to insert fingers in both holes to push and guide it through. When it’s aligned with the end of the ball, push any remaining wires into the side hole and insert the controller, leaving the knob or dial exposed. Now you’re ready for kickoff.


 

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