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Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Sex Toy PC Case Mod

Let’s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming geeks doesn’t fulfill certain needs. At the same time, it’s hard to tear yourself away from the computer long enough to chase tail and engage in archaic but obligatory mating rituals. Now you don’t have to leave your true love behind. In fact, you and your PC are about to get closer: much, much closer.We created this case mod to give the truly hard-core gamer an appropriate outlet. Do you love your computer? Really, really love your computer? Now you can satisfy your passion for PCs and your passion for pussy at the same time. How’s that for added functionality?

We took a off-the-rack gamer’s PC case and modified it by installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience. We decided a lube dispenser would be crucial, as would a supply of Kleenex and a handy place to toss them. Plus it would be nice to have a place to hold beverages, and a stash of jerk-off magazines or porn DVDs. Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss is sneaking up on them, we decided to add a rear-view mirror, so you won’t get caught with your pants down.

We started by removing the case’s side panels and drilling holes in them to bolt on our additions. We chose the right side panel for the lube dispenser and trash receptacle, since we assumed most users would be right handed. If you’re left handed, of course, you can place these on the left-hand side. For the lube dispenser, we used a bicycle water bottle cage, which was held in place by two 9/64 screws and nuts. When drilling through the metal side panels, we placed them on top of a two inch board to provide backing for the drill bit, and to keep the metal from warping. On the same side as the water bottle/lube bottle cage, we drilled a hole to bolt on the plastic waste container, which we got from the auto supplies department. We bolted both of these in position.

On the opposite (left) panel, we drilled a large (3/8ퟀ) hole to insert the stem of the rear view mirror. We used a bicycle rear view mirror with a flexible stem. The stem originally had a fitting attached for mounting on the end of a handlebar, which we removed previous to installation. However, we kept the screw that attached the fitting. After inserting the mirror stem through the hole in the panel, we replaced the screw, leaving the screw head slightly raised to hold the mirror stem in place inside the panel. The flexible stem of the mirror allows the user to position it either to see if there is anyone standing behind them, or to angle it down to watch himself in action as he’s pumping into the fake pussy.

The unit on top of the case is a plastic car caddy that is secured with two screws in the base. We drilled two holes in the top of the case, one of which was slightly off-center due to the construction of the unit’s

compartments.

After removing the plastic faceplates on the drive bays, we measured the inside dimensions of the drive bay space and cut a block of Styrofoam to fit snugly inside. From this block of foam, we hollowed out a space that would accommodate the fake pussy. The fake pussy we chose for this project is Jesse Janeퟀ�s Intimate Passages. This unit is made from soft, fleshlike Cyberskin material and has two internal passages, vaginal and anal. It also comes with a removable battery-powered bullet vibrator. We chose this model of fake pussy because its size and squarish dimensions coincided nicely with those of a standard PC drive bay. Since the fake vagina and ass takes up the entirety of the drive bay space, it will be necessary to install an external drive, but this is a small price to pay for having a premium pussy in

your case.

After cutting the pussy compartment into the foam, we cut a hole in the back of the foam, both to provide a space to accommodate deeper thrusting, and to thread through the control unit and wires for the vibrator. We covered the foam with black duct tape, both for protection and for appearance. After inserting the pussy in the foam block, with the vibrator wires and control unit extended through the back hole, we positioned the unit in the drive bay. At this point the vibrator controller was on the inside of the case.

We decided to bring the vibrator controller out through the front of the case, through the 3.5ퟀ drive bays. In order to do so, we had to file a small notch in one of the face plates to accommodate the wires. After replacing the face plates, the wires were securely positioned, and we added an adhesive cable keeper on the left side of the case to keep the controller out of the way until needed and keep the wires

from getting tangled.

After reassembling the case, we stocked the unit with a bottle of water-based lube, caffeinated soft drinks, a Kleenex box (you can use wet wipes if you like), and some skin mags. Of course, most users may prefer to watch online porn or DVDs for inspiration; space in the top caddy can alternately be used to store porn DVDs

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Case-mod


Let�s face it: being a dedicated gamer can be lonely. Sure, you have your Everquest clan or your Quake buddies, but communing with fellow gaming geeks doesn�t fulfill certain�needs. At the same time, it�s hard to tear yourself away from the computer long enough to chase tail and engage in archaic but obligatory mating rituals. Now you don�t have to leave your true love behind. In fact, you and your PC are about to get closer�much, much closer.

We created this case mod to give the truly hard-core gamer an appropriate outlet. Do you love your computer? Really, really love your computer? Now you can satisfy your passion for PCs and your passion for pussy at the same time. How�s that for added functionality?

We took a off-the-rack gamer�s PC case and modified it by installing a fake pussy and accessories to enhance the user experience. We decided a lube dispenser would be crucial, as would a supply of Kleenex and a handy place to toss them. Plus it would be nice to have a place to hold beverages, and a stash of jerk-off magazines or porn DVDs. Finally, inspired by those small parabolic mirrors that many cube-dwellers place on their monitors so they know when the boss is sneaking up on them, we decided to add a rear-view mirror, so you won�t get caught with your pants down.

We started by removing the case�s side panels and drilling holes in them to bolt on our additions. We chose the right side panel for the lube dispenser and trash receptacle, since we assumed most users would be right handed. If you�re left handed, of course, you can place these on the left-hand side. For the lube dispenser, we used a bicycle water bottle cage, which was held in place by two 9/64� screws and nuts. When drilling through the metal side panels, we placed them on top of a two inch board to provide backing for the drill bit, and to keep the metal from warping. On the same side as the water bottle/lube bottle cage, we drilled a hole to bolt on the plastic waste container, which we got from the auto supplies department. We bolted both of these in position.

On the opposite (left) panel, we drilled a large (3/8�) hole to insert the stem of the rear view mirror. We used a bicycle rear view mirror with a flexible stem. The stem originally had a fitting attached for mounting on the end of a handlebar, which we removed previous to installation. However, we kept the screw that attached the fitting. After inserting the mirror stem through the hole in the panel, we replaced the screw, leaving the screw head slightly raised to hold the mirror stem in place inside the panel. The flexible stem of the mirror allows the user to position it either to see if there is anyone standing behind them, or to angle it down to watch himself in action as he�s pumping into the fake pussy.

The unit on top of the case is a plastic car caddy that is secured with two screws in the base. We drilled two holes in the top of the case, one of which was slightly off-center due to the construction of the unit�s compartments.

After removing the plastic faceplates on the drive bays, we measured the inside dimensions of the drive bay space and cut a block of Styrofoam to fit snugly inside. From this block of foam, we hollowed out a space that would accommodate the fake pussy. The fake pussy we chose for this project is Jesse Jane�s Intimate Passages. This unit is made from soft, fleshlike Cyberskin material and has two internal passages, vaginal and anal. It also comes with a removable battery-powered bullet vibrator. We chose this model of fake pussy because its size and squarish dimensions coincided nicely with those of a standard PC drive bay. Since the fake vagina and ass takes up the entirety of the drive bay space, it will be necessary to install an external drive, but this is a small price to pay for having a premium pussy in your case.

After cutting the pussy compartment into the foam, we cut a hole in the back of the foam, both to provide a space to accommodate deeper thrusting, and to thread through the control unit and wires for the vibrator. We covered the foam with black duct tape, both for protection and for appearance. After inserting the pussy in the foam block, with the vibrator wires and control unit extended through the back hole, we positioned the unit in the drive bay. At this point the vibrator controller was on the inside of the case.

We decided to bring the vibrator controller out through the front of the case, through the 3.5� drive bays. In order to do so, we had to file a small notch in one of the face plates to accommodate the wires. After replacing the face plates, the wires were securely positioned, and we added an adhesive cable keeper on the left side of the case to keep the controller out of the way until needed and keep the wires from getting tangled.

After reassembling the case, we stocked the unit with a bottle of water-based lube, caffeinated soft drinks, a Kleenex box (you can use wet wipes if you like), and some skin mags. Of course, most users may prefer to watch online porn or DVDs for inspiration; space in the top caddy can alternately be used to store porn DVDs.

 

New Tiger Toys Have Major Wood

tigerwoods.jpgRight about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the ranks of celebrities immortalized as sex dolls.

Pipedreams has come out with a complete line of Tiger Woods sex toy products, including the Tuggin’ Tiger Wind-Up, the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll , and the Tiger’s Wood Cover 4-inch condom – complete with the requisite wood, iron, and hole jokes.

Well, given how Tiger’s sexcapades have damaged his professional career, at least he still has *some* options left for product endorsements. We’re waiting for Viagra to pick him up as a pitchman sometime soon.

Bubble Wrap


Step 1: Roll up some bubble wrap
Roll bubble wrap into a cylinder with a hole about the size of your dick. Roll it with the bubbles inside.
Step 2: Put a towel around it
Put a folded towel around it the bubble wrap to create a masturbation sleeve.

Step 3: Lube and enjoy
Squirt baby oil inside and enjoy

 

Q&A;: My Boyfriend Wants It in the Butt – Is He Gay?

strapon.jpgQ: My boyfriend told me that he wants me to do him with a strap on dildo. Does that mean he’s gay, or will it turn him gay? If not, why would he want me to do that?

A: Just because your boyfriend is interested in being anally penetrated, that doesn’t mean he’s gay, or even bisexual necessarily. Many people associate anal sex with gay men, but a lot of straight men also enjoy anal stimulation and taking it in the booty.

Men actually have more of a reason to enjoy receiving anal sex than women, because of the position and sensitivity of the prostate gland (sometimes called the male G-spot). Stimulation of the prostate can produce more intense orgasms and ejaculations, which is why so many men like putting things up their butts, especially while masturbating.

You didn’t know that? Well, it’s true. Guys just don’t talk about it and, well, it’s not really something most men would readily admit to. For the more liberated fellows, there are a number of insertable toys that are designed especially for prostate stimulation, such as the Aneros line of products.

But back to your boyfriend. Don’t worry – boinking him in the butt won’t turn him gay. Actually it will probably make your relationship closer. Anal sex is a very intimate act; the person being penetrated is in a very vulnerable position. The fact that he asked for this shows he trusts you, not just in opening his backdoor for you, but just by being open about his desires.

If you decide to go ahead and give your boyfriend what he’s asking for, my advice is to start out small and go easy on him at first. Get a harness and a dildo that’s no more than an inch in diameter. These are often sold with a butt plug and other toys in “beginners’ sets”. You might want to get a book on anal sex – like Anal Pleasure and Health by Jack Morin – and maybe check out the “Bend Over Boyfriend” series of videos.

Also, don’t forget to get some lube. You’ll need it!

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

ducksoap.jpgI saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things people do in the bathroom.

Besides the bedroom, the bathroom is probably the next most popular room of the house for having sex and/or masturbating. It makes sense – some people can’t get privacy anywhere else, you’re usually at least partly undressed in there, and the running water makes for easy clean-up or disposal of evidence. And if you have a shower massager, sometimes the water is the best way to get off.

The other benefit of the bathroom is a ready supply of slippery substances to use as lubricants. But just because that lotion is safe to rub on your hands, it doesn’t mean it won’t irritate your johnson if you use it to jerk off.  Here are a few guideline for using toiletries as improvised lubricants.

For male masturbation:

  • Lotion is popular, but the fragrances may irritate your genitals, so use unscented if possible. If you do use scented lotion, wash it off afterwards.
  • Don’t use your Axe body wash. Your junk will smell great, but your dick may get irritated and dry. Same goes for deodorant soaps, scented soaps, and shampoos.
  • Use at your own risk: toothpaste, Vicks, Gold Bond powder. It might seem exciting, but jerking off with Ben-Gay or Icy Hot will put you in a world of hurt.

For insertion (girls and guys):

  •  Again, stay away from scented products. Some unscented lotions or creams may be OK to use as lube, but they aren’t meant for internal use, so use caution.
  • Soap or shampoo of any kind is not a good lube. It will irritate your vaginal or anal membranes.
  • Water-based lubricants will wash away in the shower, but you can use silicone-based lubes.
  • If someone gets you one of those penis-shaped soap-on-a-rope things, don’t use it as a dildo. It will smart.

New Tiger Toys Have Major Wood

tigerwoods.jpgRight about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the ranks of celebrities immortalized as sex dolls.

Pipedreams has come out with a complete line of Tiger Woods sex toy products, including the Tuggin’ Tiger Wind-Up, the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll , and the Tiger’s Wood Cover 4-inch condom – complete with the requisite wood, iron, and hole jokes.

Well, given how Tiger’s sexcapades have damaged his professional career, at least he still has *some* options left for product endorsements. We’re waiting for Viagra to pick him up as a pitchman sometime soon.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

ducksoap.jpgI saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things people do in the bathroom.

Besides the bedroom, the bathroom is probably the next most popular room of the house for having sex and/or masturbating. It makes sense – some people can’t get privacy anywhere else, you’re usually at least partly undressed in there, and the running water makes for easy clean-up or disposal of evidence. And if you have a shower massager, sometimes the water is the best way to get off.

The other benefit of the bathroom is a ready supply of slippery substances to use as lubricants. But just because that lotion is safe to rub on your hands, it doesn’t mean it won’t irritate your johnson if you use it to jerk off.  Here are a few guideline for using toiletries as improvised lubricants.

For male masturbation:

  • Lotion is popular, but the fragrances may irritate your genitals, so use unscented if possible. If you do use scented lotion, wash it off afterwards.
  • Don’t use your Axe body wash. Your junk will smell great, but your dick may get irritated and dry. Same goes for deodorant soaps, scented soaps, and shampoos.
  • Use at your own risk: toothpaste, Vicks, Gold Bond powder. It might seem exciting, but jerking off with Ben-Gay or Icy Hot will put you in a world of hurt.

For insertion (girls and guys):

  •  Again, stay away from scented products. Some unscented lotions or creams may be OK to use as lube, but they aren’t meant for internal use, so use caution.
  • Soap or shampoo of any kind is not a good lube. It will irritate your vaginal or anal membranes.
  • Water-based lubricants will wash away in the shower, but you can use silicone-based lubes.
  • If someone gets you one of those penis-shaped soap-on-a-rope things, don’t use it as a dildo. It will smart.

New Tiger Toys Have Major Wood

tigerwoods.jpgRight about on schedule, following the revelation of his extramarital dalliances and subsequent public apology, Tiger Woods has joined Sarah Palin among the ranks of celebrities immortalized as sex dolls.

Pipedreams has come out with a complete line of Tiger Woods sex toy products, including the Tuggin’ Tiger Wind-Up, the Take-Home Tiger Love Doll , and the Tiger’s Wood Cover 4-inch condom – complete with the requisite wood, iron, and hole jokes.

Well, given how Tiger’s sexcapades have damaged his professional career, at least he still has *some* options left for product endorsements. We’re waiting for Viagra to pick him up as a pitchman sometime soon.