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Mini Football Vibrator


Mini Football Vibrator

What you need:

  • Small-sized foam football
  • Long serrated knife
  • Small vibrator with batteries


With the knife, make a slit in the point at one end of the football, then insert the knife all the way through the football till the tip comes out the other end. I
 


Insert the vibrator in one end and push it in until it’s fully buried in the football. Leave a bit out on the end so you can access the controls and change the batteries


 

 

Beer Cozy Masturbator Sleeve


Beer Cozy Masturbator Sleeve

What you need:

  • Beer cozy
  • One-quart Ziploc zipper bag
  • Large bottle of hair gel
  • Packing tape
  • Lube


Squirt the hair gel into the Ziploc bag. Make sure not to overfill it – 8 to 10 ounces should be enough. Lay the bag on a flat surface and press out any excess air as you zip it closed to seal it.


Fold the zipper end of the bag over twice and secure one end of the fold with tape. Lay tape along the edge of the fold, sealing about two thirds of the length across. One end of the fold should remain free. Bring the edges of the bag together and secure them with a length of tape to form a tube, leaving one end untaped.


Insert the gel filled tube into the beer cozy, leaving the untaped end hanging out. Fold the untaped portion of the bag down over the edges of the beer cozy. Tape around the outside of the cozy so the edge of the bag is secured to the outside.

Squirt a little water-based lube into the tube (note: don’t use the leftover hair gel for this – it will get sticky and may irritate your Johnson). Insert your dick, and bang away



 

 

Condom Roll


Step 1: Put a condom in a toilet paper tube
Take one toilet paper (or paper towel) tube, one condom, and some lube. Put the condom inside the roll and stretch the opening of the condom across the opening of the tube. Fold the end of the condom over the end of the tube and hold with one hand.

Step 2: Pull the end for extra pleasure
Lube well and go at it like hell. BONUS: Pull on the tip of the condom while you jack and it feels like a blowjob.

 

Couch Love


Step 1: Fill up a bag
Take a small plastic bag and fill it with lube. Trust us, this is better than cyberskin.

Step 2: Love your couch
Place it between the cushions of your couch or between your mattress and box spring, get on your knees and pump away!

 

Dollar Store Sex Toys

Dollar Store Sex Toys

new! 3/11/09

Thank goodness for the dollar store. You can find practically anything there – even sex toys! Just take a look on the shelves and let your dirty mind do the rest. Here are some ideas to get you started.

Water Snake Toy
[Poor Man’s Dildo]

Well, what do you think it looks like? And the box even boasts about the impressive 7.5” length. This is a fluid-filled rubber tube that’s a little on the limp side for insertion, but could double as a jelly dildo in a pinch. What you can’t see is that the tube also has a hole running through the center of it, so a guy could lube it up, insert his dick, and use it as a masturbator.


Hand Clapper Toy
[Low-Rent S&M Paddle]

This is a fun toy for a kinky couple. Use it in place of a crop, flogger, or slapper to smack your partner’s ass. It will leave a hand-shaped imprint, make a loud sound, and it lights up too.


Stretchy Rubber Ring Toy
[Cheap Cock Ring]

Just like those super-stretchy cock rings that fit around the base of your dick and balls. These ones are covered with tickly little tentacles. We also found a stretchy, fluid-filled ring called the “Squeeze Donut” that could be put to similar use.


Mini Traffic Cone
[Discount Extreme Fabulous Butt Plug]

If you ever aspired to stick a traffic cone in your ass, here’s your chance. We found these with the office supplies. These miniature soft vinyl cones are about 4” tall and about 3” across at the base, with a rounded tip that makes insertion easy. Each traffic cone is imprinted with words of encouragement, like “Excellent Work!” “Perfect!” and “Fabulous!” to keep you motivated to reach your goal.


Refrigerator Clip Magnets
[No Frill Nipple Clamps]

Why pay more for nipple clamps when these will do just fine? There should be a variety to choose from, so you can find a size and pressure that you’re comfortable with. Some stores also carry wooden clothespins. The nice thing about the magnetic clips is that you can use the magnets to attach a little bit of weight, or you can stick your sub’s tits to the fridge.


Rubber Stamps
[Extra Value Everyday Wear Butt Plug]

These knob-shaped stamps are just the right size and shape for an anal plug. It might be a challenge to get the blunt knob to go in, but once it does, you can celebrate your “Great Job!” Get an inkpad and you can sit and stamp.


Hairbrush
[Cheap and Discreet Penetrator]

Many a woman first lost her virginity to a hairbrush handle. Most plastic hairbrushes have handles that will work for this, and they’re available in a variety of sizes, textures, and colors.


Fake Fruit
[Discount Faux Phallic Produce]

One of nature’s perfect dildos – but now it won’t squish or get overripe. This faux fruit is realistically sized, made of plastic covered styrofoam, and it makes part of an attractive display on your counter or coffee table. In the same area, we found fake Indian corn cobs that were larger in diameter and covered with bumpy kernels, as well as some phallic-shaped plastic cacti with soft rubbery spines.


Scrub Brushes
[G-Spot Stimulators]

Those ridges on the rubberized thumb grip are placed just right for hitting the G-spot. We also found some tire scrubbers in the auto section with curved handles that would be great for prostate massage. Check the kitchen utensil section for more phallic handles that will help you whip up an orgasm.

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Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Cell Phone Vibrators

Cell Phone Vibrator How-To

Women everywhere are discovering how to harness the vibrations of their cell phones for pleasure. Learn how to dial yourself up an off-the-hook orgasm.

There are several options if you want to use your cell phone as a vibrator. The methods you can use will depend on your model of cell phone and its features. But one way or another, any cell phone with a vibrating function can be used as a sex toy.

  • The Alarm Method

 

What you need: A cell phone with an alarm feature that uses the vibration alert.

What to do: Most cell phones have a organizer built in that allows you to schedule an alarm to go off at a specified time. If the alarm gives you the option of using the vibration alert, then you’re in luck. When you’re ready to use your cell phone as a vibrator, program your alarm to go off every minute for as long as you think you will want it vibrating (for example, if it’s 12:00 pm, schedule an alarm to go off at 12:01 pm, 12:02 pm, etc.). Once the alarms start going off, your cell phone should keep vibrating for as long as you’ve programmed it. If you come before the alarm sequence finishes, don’t forget to delete the remaining alarms scheduled, unless you want to try for multiple orgasms.

  • The Set-Up Method

What you need: Any cell phone with vibrating alert

What to do: Go to the ringtones section of your cell phone menu, and choose Alert Type. Select Vibration Only. When you press the key to make the selection, your cell phone should vibrate to indicate that the alert has been selected. Keep pressing the select key, and your phone will keep buzzing. You might have to press the key a couple of times in quick succession, but with a little practice, you’ll get the timing right to get a steady tingling.

  • The Two-Phone Method

What you need: Any cell phone with vibrating alert, and a second telephone with a different number

What to do: Set your cell phone’s ringtone to Vibration Only alert. Using the second telephone, dial your cell phone’s number. When your cell phone starts ringing, the vibrations will begin. Keep your finger on the redial button of the second phone, and keep calling yourself until you get satisfaction. Obviously, the second phone has to have a different telephone number for this to work, but it can be a land-line phone or another cell phone. This can also be fun if you have a friend who wants to help you out; just tell him to keep ringing you, then call him back to let him know when you’ve orgasmed.

  • The Vibelet Method

What you need: Vibelet “Purring Kitty” software and a compatible phone with WAP and Java

What to do: Visit the Vibelet website and see if your cell phone is listed among the compatible models. If so, you can use the Purring Kitty software. This is a Java program that you can download onto your phone, that lets you easily switch your phone’s vibrator on and keep it on for as long as you want. Follow the instructions on on their website to download and use this product.

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