The Njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo: A Highway To Female Ejaculation!

I’ve been messing with dildos for decades, and I’m never surprised by the neat stuff that comes sliding out of the sex toy industry. These days, it’s common to see a dildo or vibrator that looks nothing like a human penis, and for that I’m eternally grateful. After all, if I’m looking for an artificial orgasm, the last thing I want is for it to come from a realistic dildo.

Ok, so lifelike fun sticks have their merits, but every now and then, a mysterious encounter is required to either reignite the fire or put out the flames. And I would know; non-anatomical dildos are my thing, chicken wing. As for my faves, the list is rather long. However, I do find the nJoy Pure Wand rather intriguing and I’m about to tell you why.

What Is the nJoy Pure Wand?

They say anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough, and that saying popped in my head when I first looked at the nJoy Pure Wand. This relatively innocuous looking sex toy caught me by surprise, but mostly because it didn’t look like a dildo at all. Ergonomically shaped to reach fit easily in your hand while attacking the sweet spots, the Pure Wand creates all the same sexy dildonic sensations you know and love without drawing any unwanted attention to itself.

But this bad boy’s reputation has more to do with its overall design than its ability to blend in with your kitchen utensils. Made to be both a vaginal and/or anal dildo, nJoy’s little magic wand could be a man or woman’s best friend if it’s used right (and with enough lube). Sans power cord, batteries or otherwise, the Pure Wand is designed to be travel-friendly and water ready. In other words, it’s a dildo that can go virtually anywhere without tripping the security guards (or freaking out your mother).

The Main Features

As I’ve tried to express, the nJoy Pure Wand is unlike any other dildo you’ll find out there. Not only is it formed to look nothing like a human penis but it’s also made from skin-safe materials that add to the sensations experienced. Smooth and polished to a shine, nJoy’s magic wand uses this amazing stainless-steel material that’s non-porous, temperature sensitive, and easy to clean. Revolutionizing sex play and couple’s fun, the PW is double ended too. You already know what that means.

With curves like the Autobahn and dimensions to match, this elegantly crafted bastard is ideal for both g-spot and p-spot stimulation. And while I found it somewhat difficult to hold onto with a lot of lube on my hands, the nJoy Wand has still been a sound investment. Here are some other features you should know about:

  • It measures 8 inches end-to-end but 9 inches along the curve.
  • It features two different sized balls, one on each end. The larger one measures 5.5 inches in circumference while the smaller one is a quaint 3 inches.
  • The whole contraption is carefully weighted to provide firm pressure on the glans.
  • It can be wiped down with almost any toy cleaner you own, as long as it’s non-abrasive.
  • The device can be heated and/or cooled at will within minutes.

In my opinion, the nJoy Pure Wand is most ideal for people who like to be adventurous in bed, not necessarily in need of something realistic or skin-like. It’s also probably best for folks who have some experience using sex toys. The device itself is long enough to reach deep inside the vagina or anus, but the sharp curve may end up being too much for some people’s guts and it’s far too wide to perform double penetration. Furthermore, by the time you get 5-6 inches inside, the device becomes very difficult to control. I’d hate to be the person who got this thing stuck, but I digress.

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What Comes in the Box?

One of the sexiest things about the Pure Wand is the box it comes in – a sleek, satin-lined, hinged presentation container that doubles as storage. Perhaps the best packaging I’ve ever seen, it’s truly a testament to the quality of this dildo. However, aside from the toy and that swanky box it comes in, you don’t get anything else for the money (besides a tiny sample packet of water-based lube). Thank Oprah this thing isn’t crazy expensive.

How It Feels

The best part about the nJoy Pure Wand is the stainless-steel material’s temperature responsiveness and the circumference of the balls on either end. Like a dick with a swollen corona, each bulbous formation provides an extra sensation when entering and exiting the orifice. With plenty of lube and the right technique, this dildo ended up being well worth the price and could easily replace a few of my current sex toys. I also liked how I could mix up the sensations without needing batteries or charging cords – two things I either misplace or can’t afford.

The Cheers and Jeers

You know nothing is perfect, right? Ok. So, let’s look at the nJoy Pure Wand objectively to find out if it’s the right one for you or not:

 

PROS

Water Works – As a stand-alone dildo with no electrical components, holes or moving parts, it’s completely submersible in water and can be used with any type of lube (water-based, oil-based, etc.).

Skin Wars – The Pure Wand is an excellent choice for anyone with allergies or sensitive skin, as it’s made from hypoallergenic materials and contains no latex or phthalates.

Touch Me There – This thing is an excellent toy to have around when you or your partner enjoy temperature play or less friction during masturbation and sex.

Dick in a Box – The sexy and sophisticated storage container was enough to make me want this toy in my collection.

Secret Keeper – This scrumptious sex toy can be your dirty little secret because nobody in their right mind will ever think it’s a dildo.

Primped and Pretty – It makes post-sex cleanup a fucking breeze, and I’ve ejaculated out a car window at 65 miles per hour before.

CONS

Not the Norm – Because it looks nothing like a human penis (and more like a handheld back massager), some people might not be pleased by the overall experience.

Hold on Tight – This thing is NOT strap-on harness compatible. I repeat, you will not be able to use the Pure Wand with any other toy or accessory in your stash.

Feature Folly – The nJoy brand’s Pure Wand may be simplicity’s best friend but it won’t win any awards for being high-tech or feature rich.

Price Pinch – As one of the more expensive dildos I’ve encountered, this bad boy might not be in the budget for some of you.

The Final Verdict

If I was someone who couldn’t masturbate or have sex without a toy that looked exactly like a penis, then I would hate the nJoy Pure Wand with a passion. I’d think it was a terrible design with a horrible feel. But, if I was someone who enjoyed exploring hot and cold sensations while using a dildo that was easy to clean and even easier to hide, then I’d probably be in love with this thing. You can find more information or buy Njoy Pure Wand steel dildo at the official lovehoney website.

Sex Toy Pc Case Mod – For Women

After building our original Sex Toy PC Case Mod, we got one big request: make one for women. So we went back to the drawing board and designed a case with a woman’s needs in mind, and tried to give it that special feminine touch…for a very, very personal computer.

Start Drilling

We started out with a Barb** PC, partly for its pretty floral design and pink and purple color scheme, but also because the smaller size of the case made it ideal for mounting and riding.

After disassembling the case into panels, we went to work. We drilled through the center of the front panel with a 1 ¼ inch hole cutter to make an opening for a flower-shaped clit vibe. We finished cutting the hole with a Dremel cutter and smoothed out the edges with a Dremel sanding wheel.

Next we cut out a teardrop-shaped hole near the top of the front panel for the case’s centerpiece, the Jack Rabbit vibrator. The teardrop shape was intended to allow the rabbit vibrator’s battery and controller unit to pass through, while still holding the base of the vibrator securely. At first we intended to cut a “shelf” in the plastic strut on the backside of the panel and use it to support the base of the vibrator, but it became apparent that the whole strut needed to go to make way for the controller’s passage through the opening.

Getting the controller pack through the cutout proved more difficult than anticipated due to its irregular dimensions. After attempting to enlarge the hole to more of an egg shape, we decided the easiest thing to do would be to disassemble the controller and glue it together on the other side. We cut the controller’s plastic case lengthwise and slipped the main piece and cord through the hole. Then we secured the base of the rabbit vibe in the hole, which held it snugly in place.

Strap On The Toys

We chose the Scintillating Sunflower strap-on vibrator because it matched the case so well. Before installing it, we cut off its elastic strap harness, and we also had to dismantle its controller/battery unit. This was easily accomplished by removing a couple of screws and sliding the battery contacts out of place. We did have to slice off the slider switch with a Dremel cutting disc, with the intention of gluing it back into place later. After passing the main part through the opening, we glued the flower vibe in place using silicone sealant. We originally tried using a hot glue gun, but the glue didn’t hold.

With the front panel prepared, we turned our attention to the side panels. Using a Dremel tool, we cut a small notch near the top of each panel’s curved part, to allow the vibrator wires to exit the case. Then we used the hole cutter to cut a hole in each side panel for the handlebars, and sanded the holes smooth.

Attach the Handlebars

The handlebars were made from sections of ¾ inch PVC pipe. We drilled straight through the pipe about ¼ inch from one end so a long nut and bolt could be threaded through to secure the pipe inside the case. We found some heavy-duty black rubber grommets that fit perfectly inside the hole and acted as a shim around the pipe.

Before inserting the handlebars, we put the pink foam grips on them (these are grips made for a Razor scooter). The grips were a bit hard to get on, so we eased the way with – what else? – some water-based sex lube. After the handlebars were inserted into the panel, we secured them on the backside with the nut and bolt.

Thread the Wires

After replacing the PC unit back in the metal chassis, we began reassembling the case. We stuffed in all the vibrator wires and fitted each one into its groove in the side panel so the case would close flush, and left enough wire on the outside to give the controllers a little play.

With the case together, we started adding the finishing touches. We decided to put another toy on top of the case, a butterfly-shaped G-spot and clit stimulator. Since the vibrator in it is self-contained, there were no wires to deal with – we simply glued it on with some silicone caulk. This toy is meant to be used while facing the other direction on the case, so theoretically two female users could mount the case simultaneously, face to face (we’ll leave the details of that to your imaginations).

We used strips of Velcro tape to fasten the vibrator controllers to each side of the case. Each is positioned to be within easy reach, and they’re removable so the batteries can be changed and the user can hold them or look at them during use if she wants.

As a final touch, we Velcroed on a cell phone case, so you can keep your phone handy and not miss any important calls while you’re getting off.

Now that the case is finished, it’s time to dim the lights, set the mood with some candles, and get out that photo of Brad Pitt or your favorite hunk of man meat (or your favorite Sapphic beauty, if you swing that way). Don’t forget the wet-wipes for clean up afterwards. Barb** might say that “Math is hard” but this computer is nothing but fun!

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Make Your Own Dick In a Box

You’ve seen the SNL video about the wonders of a dick in a box. Now we show you how to make that into reality with a lovable, discreet tissue box. This multipurpose masturbator not only gets you off, it also dispenses tissues for cleanup when you’re done.

Materials

  • Two identical regular size boxes of tissues (160 count)
  • One “taller” box of tissues (184 count)
  • Latex glove
  • Two rubber bands
  • Utility knife and scissors

To make this project, you need three boxes of tissues, two of them identical. Yeah, that’s a lot of tissues, but you need to stock up anyway.

Open the end flaps of one of the smaller boxes. Remove the tissues and set them aside. Cut the end flaps off the box.

Lay the larger box on its side and cut in it half lengthwise. Remove the tissues.

Take one of the box halves and cut about two inches off the end. Trace a circle large enough for your penis to fit through on the end of this and the other box half. Cut the circles out with the utility knife. The circles need to match up when you put them together.

Lay about half an inch of tissues down on the bottom of the half box. Insert the latex glove through the hole so the fingers are inside the box and an inch or two of the cuff is outside the hole. Roll up more tissues and pack them tightly around the glove till the box is full to the top.

Fit the end piece into the bottom box half and over the tissues. Match up the holes.

Stretch the cuff of the latex glove over the end of the box so that it holds both pieces together

Put a rubber band around the box to hold the glove cuff in place, and another one on the other end to keep the tissues from falling out.

Turn the half box and tissues over, so the open part is facing down. Lay about an inch of tissues on the top of it. Carefully slide the half box and tissues into the first box, through the open end.

To camouflage your tissue box masturbator, make a false end by cutting about two inches off the end of the second regular-sized tissue box.

Fit this piece into the open end of the box to cover the hole. Because it’s getting pretty tight inside the main box, you may have to cut the bottom panel off the end cover so the sides have a little more give.

You now have what appears to be a functional tissue box. You can leave it sitting out in your bathroom or bedroom and unless they examine it closely, no one will be the wiser. Cover it with a tissue-box cozy for extra camouflage. Pull off the end when you want to use it, squirt in some lube, and yank a tissue out of the top to wipe up when you’re done.

Bar Stools (Don’t Need Viagra)


Step 1: Put three stools in a triangle
Take three bar stools (ones that don’t have backs) and arrange them into a
triangle. Spread paper towel, newspaper or plastic between the stools so you
can squirt freely when the time comes.

Step 2: Lie face down on the stools
Then lay down on the stools face down, one stool under your chest and one under each thigh. This allows your "package" to hang down. Use one or both free hands to fondle your double dong in whatever manner you prefer. If you want, you can tip your head forward to look underneath and watch the action.

 

Men: Toothpaste on Cock


Men: Toothpaste on Cock

Feel the Burn

Smear toothpaste over the head and the shaft of your penis.
Jack-off as normal, as the toothpaste sets in, the extra blood circulating your dick trying to warm your dick from the mint an arousing pain will arise. Honestly you have to try this, something about toothpaste causes a minty pain that’ll blow you away!


Better Than Lotion

Rub your hard cock with some toothpaste & water instead of oil, lotion, etc., then just wank away normally. The sensation is really great!


Icy and Awesome

Put toothpaste on before jackin’ off. After that use any lube you want! It gives an icy cold feeling that feels awesome.


Cool and Fresh

Hey guys I got a great idea for you. First take some toothpaste and all you have to do is use it like a lotion. Put the toothpaste on you penis and just start rubbing, it feels great you get a fresh cool feeling. IT’S GREAT!!!


It’s Hot

Try toothpaste — it’s hot and great!


Pure Rush

When masturbating, put minty toothpaste on your exposed cock head and don’t touch your dick. After a while the mint begins to kick in and it’s a pure rush.


Really Cool, Man

It is wonderful experience to put a bit of toothpaste on your cock head and remove it after 30 sec. The feeling is really COOL and the stroking after this is very exciting. Try it!


Best Hand Job

Toothpaste. Try putting toothpaste around the base of your head, then get your hand wet and start stroking. Gel-ment toothpaste seems to work the best, the paste starts to heat up. This is about the best hand job I ever had.


Comfortably Numb

Place toothpaste on the end of your knob because it will numb it and raise stimulation.


Not a Good Idea

Don’t use baking soda toothpaste to masturbate with…feels great for the first two seconds, then you have the next 30 minutes of extreme pain while washing it off to think about how dumb of an idea it was.


Double Whammy

I once used Gold Bond medicated powder in combination with Mentadent toothpaste for lube…’nuff said…


For Teeth Only

Out of curiosity, I once tried toothpaste on my cock. Forgetting what it feels in one’s mouth, I soon remembered. The thing is sticky and burns hotter than Hell’s flames. I rushed to the bathtub and washed away as I could. Keep that stuff for da teeth ;).


Burned Like Crazy

I tried using Colgate toothpaste to beat off with. Burned like crazy. It was a very intense cold hot burning feeling. I jumped in the shower to wash it off which of course made it worse. Thought I was going to die.


Naive Mistake

I was young and had just gotten into masturbation. Somewhere, I had heard of lubricant, and thought it was just silly. After all, I was able to get ample pleasure in normal ways, right? Well, one night, I could tell it just wasn’t working for me, and it would take a while for me to ejaculate. Since I had school in the morning, I searched frantically about for something to use as a lubricant. Finally, I found something. The bad part was that, still being naive about sex, I used toothpaste. Needless to say, it felt horrible. The burning was so intense, that I was literally rolling on the floor and putting my penis into buckets of water until — guess what — it was time for me to get up. The pain didn’t go away until an hour after I got to school.


Cock Sushi

Apply lotion to your penis before you masturbate. Add a bit of Darlie toothpaste to clear off the germs present. Next, fill a bucket with ice-cubes and then submerge your penis in it for 5-10 minutes…Now rub some wasabi on your dick head and finally, you’re ready for the time of your life…


 

Toothbrush Vagina Massage In the Shower/Bath

Women: In the Shower/Bath 

No One Hears 

Take the head off of an Oral B toothbrush (the waterproof kind). Run a hot bath and then gently rub your clit. Then take the head off of the shower and stick it up you. If you can get it to hit your G-spot then that’s even better. Just as you’re about to peak turn on the toothbrush and run it gently over your clit. Instant orgasm and no one hears the noise because of the running water.

Soapy Fun

When you are in the bath, get a bar of soap, make sure it’s wet, and rub it against your clit and all around your pussy area till it’s all slippery and nice. Get a hair brush or toothbrush and rub the bristles part against your pussy. Start softly and get harder and faster. It makes me cum about 3 or 4 times!!

Pump the Brush

Go into the bathtub then take a toothbrush (not the one you use). Take it bristles up and start pumping it up and down. It takes a while but keep doing it. It feels great.

Cum and Cum and Cum

I like to lay down in the shower with the hot water running over me and grab my electric toothbrush! Make sure you are using an old head or someone will be in for a real shock! I like to start circling everywhere, starting from clit to anus. As I start to get excited and know I’m getting ready to cum I just focus on my clit, and I cum and cum and CUM!!! For added pleasure I enjoy fingering my pussy or anus…or do the 2-in-1 job (middle finger in anus – more if you want – and thumb in pussy). Enjoy!

Till My Hand Aches

While in the tub I like to take a toothbrush and use the handle. I press it against my clit and move it faster and faster until my hand aches, and I have such a great orgasm.

Think of Boners

I love to masturbate in the bath while having the shower on at the same time…using an electric toothbrush and running it al over your clit is incredible…start by teasing yourself by touching the toothbrush lightly on your clit, and not letting your thigh muscles squeeze…eventually the anticipation builds up so much that you can’t hold off any longer! I love to think of a guy with a massive boner or him jacking off while I do this… guaranteed to work.

Home Alone

If you use an electric toothbrush (battery powered) while in the bathtub, legs propped up to the faucet, and rub the toothbrush against your clit, not only will you have the pleasure of the running warm water but the vibrations of the toothbrush. I do it all the time for multiple orgasms that sometimes last for 3 minutes! My only advice would be to make sure no one’s home! 

Amazing Shower

In the shower with an electric toothbrush on my clit, with a little bit of soap or lotion…it is amazing.

Hot Pussy

I love to jump in the tub, letting the water from shower head
hit until my pussy is really hot! Then I get my electric toothbrush and rub it up and down my clit, with the warm water and the toothbrush, WOW! Then I push the toothbrush up my pussy and move it in circles. It’s GREAT! Now I’m all hot thinking about it! Gotta go take a bath!

Soaring to Climax

When I start to get a little bit turned on in the shower (we have a shower that’s in a bath) I lay down on my back with my legs up against the wall, turn on the tap a little bit and let the water trickle onto my hard clit. Closing my eyes, I work my way up to climax, and when I feel all my muscles tense up, I just let the orgasms soar. If that hasn’t finished me off enough, I’ll grab my electric toothbrush and let the bristles twirl around on my wet fat clit. So horny right now, gonna go do it. Have fun all.

Like Being Fucked

When I’m taking my shower, I take a toothbrush in put into my pussy. It seems like someone is fucking me…wow. It’s great…have a try.

Women: Toothpaste on Clit


Women: Toothpaste on Clit


Minty Feeling

When I get really horny and I can’t find my normal masturbation tools …. I look for my electric toothbrush…. Here’s my secret: I use the bristle side. Sometimes I rub it on my clitoris … and turn it ON FULL POWER. It feels sooo good. Trust me! The toothpaste adds a minty lube feeling.


You’ll Get Wet

Put toothpaste on your clit. It feels great…you’ll get wet…try it.


A Dab Will Do Ya

For penetration try an ice-cream scoop handle. Removable shower heads, the kind with a hose that come off of the wall, work great. Just stand in a wide stance and spray up onto your clit. A little (teeny, tiny bit) toothpaste rubbed on your clit provides a neat sensation.


Icy Hot

I put toothpaste on the head of my vibrator and rub it on my clit. It feels cold and hot and tingly at the same time, and it prolongs my orgasm.


 

Men: Homemade Toothbrush Sex Toys


Men: Homemade Toothbrush Sex Toys

Toothpaste Penis Pump

A few weeks ago I created new masturbation device:
get an empty toothpaste tube made from plastic and cut off the flat end. Hold the tube under the faucet and rinse out all the toothpaste residue. Then take a flexible plastic hose (4 mm diameter) an fit it into the screw end of the tube. To use, put the empty toothpaste tube over your penis, insert the plastic hose in your mouth and suck on it to make a vacuum.


Toothpaste Toy

Get one of those toothpaste containers that are round with a one inch bottom and about 6 inches long. Take all the toothpaste out and pull out the insides. Clean out and then put the top back on. Lubricate with your favorite lube. Insert your dick in the toothpaste holder and go to it.


Pussy Case

You take a toothbrush travel case, you turn your sink on as hot as it can get and pull the lever to clog it. Then your take the case apart (it pulls apart into two different pieces)and put both pieces into the hot water. While this is happening go ahead and lube up; use whatever you want, it doesn’t matter. Then just put a half around your dick and enjoy! You can also put stuff into the tube like oatmeal or liquids. Don’t use lube cause it makes it harder to get your dick in. Then close your eyes and dream of a nice, tight, damp pussy.


Grape Jelly

Take a one gallon plastic freezer bag, they’re more durable. Fill w/ one pound frozen seedless grapes, must be seedless, or the seeds will get stuck in your urethra. Add 1 full, large tube of extra whitening gel toothpaste; must be gel to get the natural feeling; shake well. Refreeze the mixture. Put the bag between two large pillows and go at it. For women, insert small handful of grapes into anal or vaginal cavity and enjoy!


 

Men: Toothbrush in the Shower/Bath


Men: Toothbrush in the Shower/Bath


Brush Up

I like to take a toothbrush and stick it in my anus. I get into the shower and sit up straight so that it gets as deep as possible. This feels great and there is no pain. Then you can jack off and move up and down just like you�re riding a real cock. It feels GREAT!


Brushing and Beating

I love to masturbate in the shower. When I’m whacking off, I love to lay down on my back and put my legs in the air. I start masturbating and halfway through, I shove (gently) a nice sized toothbrush up my ass and push in and out while beating off. God is the orgasm intense!!


Refreshing Shower

In the shower I love to take a tube of cool mint toothpaste. The mint makes an intense feeling while you stroke. Keep applying the paste with water to your hand and cum like never before.


Better Than Sex

I was in the shower one day looking for a lube… I looked outside of the shower and found a tube of toothpaste. I thought why not, and took a risk. It was the greatest sensation I have ever felt in my life. Much better then sex.


The Altoid Effect

This is one that I do every so often but should not be done all the time. All you need to do is use toothpaste as sort of a lube, but only in the shower, so you can mix water with it and if need to wash it off fast. This works the same as having the Altoid in your mouth when giving oral sex, and it may also work for women.


Makes You Scream

I was spanking the monkey in the shower. I had usually used some kind of lube such as shampoo or conditioner (conditioner was way better, BTW). I can’t remember exactly why I decided to use toothpaste but I do remember trying to hold back the wild scream building up.


Caught by Coach

One morning after I had just finished weightlifting, I felt really horny. So I went into the showers alone and started whacking off with toothpaste. I was holding the toothpaste tube in one hand, and whacking off with the other, when the gym coach walked in to take the dirty towels and heard me moaning and whacking. As soon as he saw me I wasn’t horny anymore, and never had orgasm.


 

Men: Toothbrush on Cock


Men: Toothbrush on Cock

Buzzed Cock Toys

Use electric toothbrush on the underside of your cock. Try turning it off and on at different intervals while having a finger up your…It’s incredible.


Cock Duster

Buy an electric toothbrush! Take the brush part off and put a feather duster on. Tie to cock so it’s harder to stop. CUM CUM CUM!!! Second, if you’re adventurous, use a candle and attach to the toothbrush, turn it on, insert into anus. WOW! USE LUBE.


Do It Sideways

Get an electric toothbrush, turn it on and hold it against your guy. Make sure you tilt it brush-sideways so it won’t hurt your guy. Oh yeah, wash the brush with cold water please.


Blow Your Mind

Thought your electric toothbrush was just for sparkling teeth? Take a condom and slide your manhood into it. Once you’re fully erect, take the toothbrush to your underside and rest it where your skin meets your head. Turn on your toothbrush and feel the brush do wonders to your rod. Guaranteed to blow your mind and give you a brighter smile.


Special Sauce

I cook up a nice steak and while it’s cooking hold an electric toothbrush under the head of my penis. Then I blow all over my steak. Yum! White Sauce, no need to add salt to the steak.


Shot on Her Brush

At a friend’s house his wife was driving me nuts. She was so sexy but such a tease. Went into the bathroom to masturbate and when I was ready to cum I shot the last drops onto her toothbrush. Just thinking about her brushing her teeth later that evening, I had to masturbate again.


Get Extra Brushes

If you have a Braun Oral-B plaque remover (electric toothbrush) it can be used for other purposes. Run the bristles under the head of your cock. Like a vibrator but more aggressive with the brush. Get some extra heads for brushing your teeth.


 

Men: Toothbrush in Ass


Men: Toothbrush in Ass

Doesn’t Make You Gay

For the guys: I was a very reluctant at first, but when I tried it it was absolutely intense. Whack off anyway you like (I prefer doing it in the bath coz its cleaner) but while you’re whacking off, insert the handle of a toothbrush in your ass. Not too far, just an inch or two and wiggle it around in there. The orgasm is totally it. Only problem is that after a few times, you sorta get used to it and the orgasms are still intense, but not like the first time. Guess it’s sorta like crack. It doesn’t make you gay, and nobody’ll know about it. Oh yeah, clean your toothbrush handle afterwards.


Chewing Cum

Get really hard, get a nice piece of gum and start chewing it, then use a electric toothbrush on your ass, then stick 2 markers in your ass while jacking off. Then before you cum, make sure you can get some cum on the gum and get it on there then chew the gum/cum.


Up Yours

Get a electric toothbrush, wrap something smooth over it and stick it up your ass. Anal sex rules.


Panty Sniffer

I use a vibrating cock ring on my dick so I can go hands free. I take a toothbrush or pencil and slowly work it in and out of my asshole all while sniffing a pair of panties that my 39-year-old girlfriend has worn.


It Feels So Good

When I’m feeling really horny sometimes I get naked and go skinny dipping, or if it’s too cold to swim, I like to use my toothbrush (smooth end, not the brush end), get it lubed up (with saliva) and slowly insert it up my ass. It feels so good and just as I’m about to cum I pull it out. It feels so good.


Start Small

I lie on my stomach and bend my rod back between my legs, start rubbing my whole body against the mattress and when I’m about to come, I shove a deodorant can up my ass. Start with a pen or a toothbrush as it will hurt to start, and gradually make the object bigger. It hits my spot anyway. Then let your dick get trapped with the deodorant can and continue to rub until you come. Excellent results.


Catch Your Cum

Lay on your bed and bend your legs over your head so your dick is over your face. Lube up something like a toothbrush handle and put it in your ass. While you are fucking yourself, you can jerk off with your other hand until you cum. Make sure that when you cum you catch it in your mouth. It’s such a turn on.


Everything Up the Butt

I masturbate when I stick my fingers up my ass. Sometimes I stick a pencil or a pen in. Other ideas are chop sticks, toothbrushes – use both ends, and the aerial on my phone.


Balls to the Wall

I lay on my back and put my legs up on a wall and come in my mouth. It helps if you shove a vibrating toothbrush up your ass while you do this, it feel so good, and the come tastes great.

 

Sponge Off


Step 1: Wring out two sponges
Wet two sponges with hot water and wring them out.

Step 2: Put them in a large cup
Put them in a plastic juice cup and put lube in between. Make sure to use an unbreakable plastic cup.

Step 3: Nice fit
Enjoy! The sponges will conform to the size of your dick, making for a nice tight fit, a beautiful fake pussy.
 

Thigh

Thigh Exerciser Sex Toy

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Don’t pretend those infomercials don’t give you ideas – all those thighs squeezing tight on hard tubing. We’ve gone one step further. By harnessing the motion and strategic positioning of this exerciser we’ve created a simple yet elegant human-powered love machine. Have some extra fun while burning off inches and calories. Not available in stores!

Materials

ThighMaster-style exerciser
Vibrator or dildo
Bicycle reflector with adjustable seatpost bracket
Rubber shim
L-shaped metal bracket with three holes
Screwdriver
Wrenches
Utility knife
Assorted nuts, bolts, and washers


Instructions

Pull the foam rubber cushion off one arm of the ThighMaster by working it around the curve in the wire. Do this carefully to avoid damaging the foam. It doesn’t really need to be removed completely, but it will make working on the ThighMaster easier. Push the foam on the other side away from the center a few inches.


Pull the plastic housing up to expose the central coil and slide it down the wire a few inches. Repeat with the other half of the housing so the coil is completely exposed.


Remove the nuts and screws from the reflector seatpost bracket and set aside. The bracket should have an adjustable joint with teeth like the one shown, which allows the reflector angle to be adjusted and locked in place.


Remove the nuts and screws that attach the bracket to the reflector. The reflector can be discarded or reused elsewhere. The screw and bolt attaching the reflector will probably be too short to be used in this project, but make sure you keep the screws and bolts that close the circular bracket.


Use appropriately sized screws and nuts to attach the plastic bracket to the metal bracket. We used size 10 (3/32″) screws and nuts, and lock washers. The metal bracket we used came from a similar bike reflector, so the holes matched up perfectly. The plastic bracket should be attached so the locking joint extends past the end of the metal bracket. While some of these photos show the locking joint facing the same direction as the other leg of the metal bracket, we eventually flipped it over so it was facing the opposite way – this allowed a greater degree of freedom in adjusting the dildo angle.


The bracket will be attached at the apex of the ThighMaster. After sliding through a slot cut in the plastic housing, the metal piece of the bracket will be held in place by a screw fitted between the last two loops of the central coil. To determine where to position the bracket and where to cut the slot, hold the metal bracket against the center of the coil so the hole aligns with the last space between the wires and note its overall position. Make sure the bracket rests flat against the coil and check the angle to make sure the top arm is perpendicular to the coil. Replace the plastic housing and hold the bracket on the outside of the housing, approximating the position that it will be bolted in. Mark the housing at the top of the bracket at the right angle. This is where you will cut the slot to thread the bracket through.


Pull the housing back again and cut a slot to fit the metal bracket at the location that you marked. The slot will help hold the bracket in place, so it is important that it be sized and positioned correctly. Err on the side of making it too small, then adjust if needed.

 


Insert the bracket and test its fit and positioning against the outside of the spring coil and the alignment of the screw hole. Adjust the size of the slot if necessary.

 


Insert a screw into the bottom hole and slide it between the last two coils of the spring. You may have to move the screw to the side and push it in between the coils while holding the spring slightly open. When the screw is in the correct position, secure it with a nut. A washer between the screw head and the bracket will help level and stabilize things. Slide the other half of the plastic housing back into place. It will have to go over the screw head. For this reason, you want to use a screw or bolt here that has a low-profile head.

 


Insert the base of the vibrator or dildo in the circular part of the plastic bracket. Use the rubber shim to get the right fit if necessary. Replace the screw that closes the holder and tighten it securely. The vibrator that we used has a control dial on the bottom, so we positioned the clamp so that the dial could still be moved.


Attach the dildo and clamp to the rest of the bracket, using the original screw. Adjust the dildo to the desired angle and tighten the screw to lock it into place. Experiment with different angles until you find one that hits the right spot.

 


How to Use

The exerciser can be used sitting, standing, or lying down.
To use in a seated position: Sit on the edge of a chair and place the padded handles between your thighs with the plastic housing pointing down. Angle the vibrator upward so that it can be inserted or positioned for external stimulation. Squeeze thighs together and repeat.

To use lying down: Adjust the angle of the vibrator so it is pointing straight out and away from the curved handles. Lie on your back with your knees slightly bent and position the vibrator. Place the padded handles between your knees and squeeze. As the exerciser is compressed and released, the vibrator will move in an in-and-out movement.

To work out the upper body, stand holding the padded handles of the exerciser, with the plastic cap pointing down and the vibrator angled toward you and positioned between your legs. Squeeze the handles together and repeat.

Soap Hole


Step 1: Drill a hole
Drill a hole through the center of a bar of soap about the size of your dick. The larger the bar of soap, the better, and better to err on the side of a too-small hole rather than a too-large one..

Step 2: Fill the hole
Get the soap wet and pump away. The edges of the bar of soap feel like
a woman’s lips squeezing gently down on your cock. When the hole gets a little
to big to stimulate your cock, just use it to bathe.

 

Sock ‘Em


Step 1: Roll up a sock
Take a sock and roll it up like a donut.

Step 2: Put in a surgical glove
Put a latex surgical glove in the rolled up sock. Wrap the end of the glove over the top of the sock to hold it in place. Lube up the inside.

Step 3: Ahhhhh!
Strap-on and go at it. You can also put it between two pillows or between your mattress and your box spring, and pump away.

 

Solar

DIY Solar Powered Vibrator

We’ve all been hearing a lot of talk lately about alternative fuels and renewable energy sources. Maybe you’ve already gone green by using rechargeable batteries in your sex toys. But you can do better and take your vibrator off the grid all together. This tutorial shows you how to convert a battery powered vibrator to run on solar energy.

Materials

  • One bullet vibrator that runs off 2 AA batteries
  • Multimeter
  • Two solar cells (or more depending on voltage/amps)
  • Red & black wire (fine gauge, stranded)
  • Wire cutter and stripper
  • Solder & soldering iron
  • Alligator clips
  • Cardboard
  • Velcro tape
  • Glue gun or duct tape
  • Small binder clip
  • Scissors or utility knife
  • Dremel cutting tool or small file
  • Heat-shrink tubing (optional)

Instructions

Before starting this project, you will need to check your vibrator with a multimeter to determine the voltage and amperage running through the circuit. You will need this information to determine how much total voltage and current you need to get out of the solar cells, and whether to wire them in series or parallel.


Testing voltage with the multimeter

To test the voltage of the vibrator, it helps to be able to take the case apart to get access to the wiring. Put the batteries in and set the multimeter to an upper voltage limit (20V in this case). Place the negative probe on the negative terminal of the vibrator, and the positive probe on the positive terminal, and open the switch. Our multimeter indicated that the vibrator was using a bit under 3V when turned on to maximum speed, and less at lower speeds.


Getting the amp reading is a little trickier

To test the amperage, the multimeter must be made part of the circuit. Break the circuit by disconnecting one positive terminal of a battery. Turn the vibrator switch to the On position. Set the multimeter dial to an upper limit for the amperage, then place the positive probe against the battery terminal and the negative probe against the battery contact in the case. We found this vibrator was drawing about 130mA of current when turned up all the way. This is typical for a bullet vibrator that uses 2 AA batteries.


This larger vibe uses a lot more current

For contrast, we used the multimeter to test a larger, more powerful vibrator. This rabbit vibrator uses 4 AA batteries and contains two motors, one for the rotating shaft and one for the vibrating rabbit (it also lights up, which takes extra juice). Turned up all the way, the vibrator drew between 1.3 and 1.5 amps, vs. the smaller vibrator’s 130 milliamps. You can find (or build) small solar cells that rate at 1 amp or more, but they usually generate a lower voltage, like around .5V. So to get 3V of power, you would have to wire up 6 of them in parallel. Certainly do-able, but at some point your solar array will get too large or cumbersome to be easily portable.


Each cell stands in for one AA battery

We were lucky enough to find solar cells that were rated for 1.5V with 200mA. Since the voltage of each cell is equivalent to one AA battery (1.5V) and the amperage of 200mA is adequate current for the circuit, we can simply treat them like two AA batteries and wire them in series, as opposed to parallel. This adds the voltage together while the amperage remains the same. As a bonus, these cells came in a protective housing and had negative and positive leads already attached to them. These wires are just a few inches long, and we would like to have more freedom to move the panel around, so we chose to add extensions to them. If you want the option of placing the solar panel outside while you use the vibrator indoors, you could make these wires several feet long.


A simple schematic of the wiring

Here is a basic diagram of our circuit. As we said, we will be connecting the cells in series. This means that the negative contact of the vibrator is attached to the negative lead of one cell, the positive contact of the vibrator is attached to the positive lead of the other cell, and the remaining positive and negative leads of the two cells are wired together.


Attaching the cells to the backing

Before soldering the solar cells, construct a simple stand to hold them while the device is in use. As the sun changes position, you can elevate the panel to the best angle for maximum exposure. The first step is cutting a piece of cardboard on which the solar cells will be attached. This strip of cardboard also includes enough cardboard for the base, which is at least as long as the part covered by the solar cells, plus a few more inches for stability. By using self-adhesive Velcro strips to attach the solar cells to the stand, you can easily remove the cells if you need to work on the wiring or choose to repurpose them for another project.


We love glue guns

On the back of the cardboard panel, glue a support strut. This will be adjustable and will simply be clipped onto the base with a binder clip. To adjust it, just position the panel as desired, slide the strut so it’s supporting the panel, and clip it against the base.


Our mini solar array

The angle of the panel is fully adjustable for maximum sun exposure. When the sun is directly overhead, the whole thing can be folded down and the cardboard layers clipped together so the panel lays flat.


Insulated alligator clips make it easy

Rather than soldering the connections inside the battery compartment, you can use alligator clips to attach the wires. This has two advantages: the clips can be removed if you want to use the vibrator with batteries again, and the connections will not be prone to breaking, as soldered connections sometime do. Cut lengths of black and red wire, strip insulation from the ends, and attach an alligator clip to one end of each, leaving the other ends bare for soldering.


Bend but don't break

An alligator clip can be easily fastened onto the spring that serves as the negative contact in the battery case. The positive contact is a flat strip of metal, which makes it difficult to attach anything. To make the contact more accessible for connection, you could pry it out and bend it, but since we’re trying to keep this vibrator intact so it can be reverted to use with batteries, we’re going be less invasive. With a pair of needle nose pliers, pry up a corner of the contact, just enough to make a small space.


Extending the positive contact

Take a two-pronged wire connector, remove the plastic insulation from it, bend it at a 90 degree angle, and stick one prong into the space you just opened up. It should be wedged in there tightly enough that the connection won’t come loose.


These clips make solid connections

The leads can now be fastened securely on both contacts. The alligator clips are small enough to fit inside the battery compartment. In a later step, we’ll make an exit hole to accommodate the wires.


Testing with clips before soldering

For a test run, we clipped everything together with alligator clips and took it outside to see if it worked. The vibrator fired up immediately in full sunlight.


Strong artificial light works too

The cells can also be tested under a very bright light, such as a halogen shop light. When tested under direct light, we found the cells were putting out about 1.7V and about 120mA, which was enough to run the vibrator at a medium speed that would probably offer adequate stimulation.


Finally, the soldering

After making certain that the solar cells and circuit are working as intended, solder your connections. We soldered a positive lead from one cell to a negative lead of the other, then soldered extensions onto the other leads (the longer wires with alligator clips on the ends).


The wires need a way out

Using a Dremel tool, cut a small notch into the edge of the battery case to allow the wires to pass through and the case to be closed. Make sure the exit hole is located so that the wires don’t have to bend too much to reach it, as this can put strain on the wires and connections.


Now the case can snap closed

Cutting the notch just large enough to accommodate the wires can help keep them in place and prevent the connections from getting jerked loose. Here the wires lay side by side and the lid can easily be closed.


View from the back

If desired, you can give the project a more finished look and keep all the wires from getting tangled by spiral wrapping them together in electrical tape or duct tape, or using heat-shrink tubing to keep the wires together. (If you use heat shrink tubing, put it on before you add alligator clips to the wires. Cover the bare soldered connections with electrical tape, then insert the wires together into the tubing. Then add the alligator clips to the ends.) Cover the connection between the solar cells with electrical tape or a plastic nut connector, and tape the wires to the back of the stand.


The cells work. Now let's hook up the vibe…

Out in the real world, we measured the voltage and amperage output of the solar cells under full, direct sunlight. The cells delivered a little over 3V, making good on their promise of 1.5V each.


Powered by pure sunshine

With the solar cells hooked up to the vibrator, we cranked up the dial to found that the circuit was drawing 130mA, the same amount as when the device was running off batteries. Since the solar cells were rated at 200mA, this is less than they should be capable of, but it was all the current required to drive the vibrator at its maximum speed.


Face the cells toward the sun for best results

Our solar vibrator required full, direct sunlight on a cloudless day to run. Direct sunlight through a window did nothing. A bright halogen work light got the vibrator running at near full capacity, as long as the light was placed very near the cells; the vibrator ran at lower power if the light was further away. Of course, using an electrical light to run a solar powered device defeats the purpose, so get out there and turn the sun’s rays into good vibrations.

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Shampoo Shudder


Step 1: Cut the ends off a shampoo bottle
Cut both ends off a shampoo bottle that is slightly larger than your cock. Put two socks into the bottle. The stocks should be one inside the other and should be thick enough to fill up the bottle. Cut the toes off the socks.

Step 2: Put a latex glove in the bottle
Wrap the open ends of the socks around the outside of the bottle and tape them. (Duct tape works best). Now do the same thing with a long latex glove. Keep the fingers of the gloves intact except for one that you can use for releasing pressure and providing suction, cut a hole in that one. Insert a butt plug you-know-where for extra thrills.

Step 3: Lube up and go
Use your favorite lube and go at it. If the bottle is too big, use more socks to take up room and provide extra padding.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

 

Sex Toy or Baby Toy? – Take the Quiz

In practice, sex toys and baby toys have nothing in common. However, looked at from a different perspective, these molded plastic creations can seem all too similar. Take our quiz and see if you can tell the difference.

 

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Popcorn Pocket Pussy

To make this movie masturbator, you need: one cardboard popcorn bucket, an empty tube from a roll of toilet paper or paper towels, a latex glove, duct tape, a marker, scissors and an exacto knife.Draw a circle
First empty the popcorn bucket. Position the toilet paper tube about two thirds of the way down the side, and trace around the outside of the tube with the marker. You can also position the hole on the bottom of the bucket, depending on the angle of your erection.Cut the hole
Draw a small circle in the middle of the outline, and mark the circle into several wedge-shaped sections. Cut out the small inner circle with the exacto knife, then cut the inside lines from the middle to the outer edge of the large circle.Insert the tube
Fold the triangular tabs inward. Insert the toilet paper tube into this hole in the side of the bucket.Insert the latex glove
Insert the latex glove, fingers first, into the toilet paper tube and pull the fingers through the end. Fit the opening of the glove around the outside of the tube.Pull the glove through the holeUsing your thumb or fingernail, press the edge of the latex glove into the space between the toilet paper tube and the cut and folded edge of the hole in the bucket. Hold the toilet paper tube in place and pull the edge of the latex glove past the tabs and into the inside of the bucket.Secure with duct tape
Stabilize the tube with vertical strips of duct tape. Make sure the tape covers the tabs and the edge of the glove, and overlap the strips of tape as you go around the tube. Wrap it all with one long piece of duct tape around the tube.Don’t forget the lube!

Refill the bucket with popcorn to conceal your secret pocket pussy. Bring along some tissues and individual packets of lube. Then sit back and enjoy the show!

 

If this is not for your taste and you can actually spare a couple bucks, you might check out a professionally made pocket vaginas.

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Problem: Toys piled under the bed

Throwing your toys under the bed with the slippers and the dust bunnies is asking for trouble. Not only will your sex toys collect lint, but you run the risk that company will find them by accident.


Solution: A Tackle Box

A sleek transparent tackle box with compartments will help you sort out this mess. Adjustable dividers allow you to tailor the storage to your personal collection.


Organized – And Portable!

This box keeps everything in its place and protects your toys from dirt and dust, and the transparent lid lets you keep inventory of your toys and supplies. With its low profile, it’s perfect for sliding out of sight under the bed or sofa.
 

 

Top Ten Sex Toy Patents

Top Ten Sex Toy Patents

If you’ve ever had a great idea for a sexual aid, or wondered where new sex toys come from, you should check out some of the patents on file with the United States Patent Office. Here we’ve collected some of the best. With many of these items, you can discern their roots in household items and basement workshops and see the DIY ethic in action. Let them be an inspiration to us all!

1. Dildo Exercise System

Why go to the gym when you can get fit and get off in the comfort of your own home? This dildo mounted on a dual-handled frame “allow(s) a user to perform a sexual exercise in a stimulating and healthful manner.” After looking at the drawings, we’re still not sure what sort of fitness exercise you can do with this device – maybe ab crunches? Undoubtedly you could work up a sweat one way or another. Besides a variety of interchangeable dildos and vibrators for the primary user, you can also add on a dildo facing the other way, so two people can get a workout at once. We can’t wait to see the infomercial for this one. (6,991,599)


2. Cunnilingus Mask

We’re sure any resemblance to a gas mask is coincidental. Contrary to what you may think, this is not an aid for those squeamish about performing cunnilingus. It’s a safe sex barrier. You know how hard it is to keep those slippery latex dental dams in place when you’re going downtown. Well, this allows you to strap a barrier on right over your lips, and tongue, while a hoop-like ring forms a seal around your mouth, keeping out those potentially disease-carrying fluids. Elastic loops behind your ears hold it in place. Oh, and need we add, you can also use it for “oral-anal” contact. (5,582,187)


3. Anal Orgasm Monitor

Ever wondered about the exact number and strength of your sphincter contractions during anal orgasm? Of course you have. Now you can know with absolute precision. The anal orgasm monitor consists of a plug-shaped probe that houses pressure sensors that record the frequency and intensity of your anal contractions, which are then displayed on a monitor. The patent applicant had to present the argument that a device for monitoring anal orgasms did not currently exist; fortunately, he didn’t have to make a case for why you might need one. (5,787,892)


4. Clitoral Clip

 

We’re a little wary of any sexual device that resembles a pair of vise grip pliers. In fact, we’re pretty sure that was the inspiration for this vibrating stimulator that clamps onto the clitoris. The pincers have a spring clamp and adjustable locking mechanism that holds them in place for “hands free” use. A mini vibrator housed in the pivot of the “pliers” provides the juice. When you’re done, make sure it doesn’t end up in your toolbox. (6,056,705)


5. Automatic Ejaculating Vibrating Dildo

Oh, sure, ejaculating dildos are nothing new. But all of them require you to squeeze a bulb or reservoir to trigger the money shot, ruining the element of surprise inherent in a true male climax. This invention aims to re-create an ejaculation as authentically as possible, by using a timing device to activate the expulsion of fluid. Not only that, but it also heats it up first! Just set the timer, go to town with the vibrator, and when time’s up, you’ll find yourself covered in warm fluid. You also have the option of setting the timer to go off randomly, raising the possibility of simulating premature ejaculation. (6,350,230)


6. Dildo Clamp

Here’s another sex toy for females that looks like something you could pick up at Home Depot. Basically a dildo attached to a C-clamp, this device lets you screw your dildo onto a door, headboard, bedpost, or other support to allow for “hands free operation” in a variety of positions. The mounting post allows for changing up dildos and vibrators to suit your desires. Got a woodworking project to do? Clamp it on and multitask while the carpenter’s glue dries. (5,690,604)


7. Vibrating Tampon

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Yes, it’s a feminine hygiene product and vibrator all in one. And you thought you’d seen it all. Though the stated purpose of this device is to “reduce menstrual cramps,” as many women have discovered, one of the best cures for cramps is an orgasm. We could see some women wearing this even when they’re not on their period. The best part? You switch it on by pulling the string. (5,782,779)


8. Gum Job

This oral sex mouthguard is also a tasty candy treat. The “Gum Job” consists of two edible mouthpieces that fit denture-style over your upper and lower teeth, protecting your partner’s genitals from getting abraded by your incisors. No flavors are specified, but the guard can be manufactured from gummy candy, licorice, or chewing gum (presumably for chewing after the act). Just bite down on the pliable dental bridges and they conform to fit your teeth. Though we assume it’s intended primarily for fellatio, the mouthguard also has an optional hole in the front to accommodate a nipple or clitoris and to allow “body fluid to pass there-through.” Yum. (6,244,269)


9. Cunnilingus Assistant

No, it’s not a megaphone for your vulva. An aid for oral sex, this device consists of an egg-shaped bulb that is inserted into a woman’s vagina, and an external cone shaped trough “adapted to support and guide the tongue…toward the clitoris.” Meanwhile, your chin presses against a crossbar “to urge the end of the device deeper into a body orifice.” If that weren’t enough, it also contains a vibrator, and there’s an optional plastic shield to prevent STDs. (6,997,888)


10. Talking Vibrator 

Imagine a vibrator that doesn’t just buzz and hum, but whispers sweet nothings or talks dirty into your…well, you get the idea. This vibrator has audio recording and playback technology built in, so you can record a romantic song, a personal message for yourself or a loved one, or some words of, um, encouragement for the user. If during sex play you have a brilliant idea (perhaps for a new sex toy invention), grab the mic and record a voice memo for later reference. (5,928,170)

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Problem: Digging Through Your Toy Box

Once you own enough toys, throwing them all in a box just doesn’t work anymore. No need to rummage through this mess to find what you want – the Dildo Diva has a quick and easy fix to this problem.


Solution: Hanging Shoe Organizer

This hanging shoe organizer has clear plastic pockets that let you see where all your sex toys are. Hang it over your bedroom door to assure that your toys are always within reach.


Step 3: Wrap it up

Finding and selecting sex toys is easy when they’re right in front of you at eye level. Try grouping your toys by size, function, color, or shape – whatever is most useful or aesthetically pleasing to you.



Problem: Toys Piled in a Plastic Bag

Your sex toys deserve better than being hidden in an old plastic bag from the convenience store. Why not put these colorful baubles on display and show them off a little?


Solution: Spice Rack

This rotating wooden spice rack makes the transition easily from the kitchen to the bedroom. Ideal for holding dildos and vibrators, it’s a space-saving solution for sex toy storage.


Ready To Cook!

Now all your toys are attractively displayed and easy to access. When storing your toys, be sure that weight is evenly distributed on the sides of the rack; balance a heavy dong on one side with a long vibrator on the other, otherwise the rack may become unstable and tip over.
 

 


Problem: Drawer Cluttered with Dildos

A drawer full of sex toy clutter is a too-common sight. Closing the drawer gets your mess out of sight temporarily, but you still have to deal with the disorganization when playtime comes.


Solution: Plastic Desk Tray

This tray holds office supplies now, but it’s also perfect for organizing smaller toys and accessories. Replace the rubber bands with rubbers, the paper clips with butt plugs – you get the idea.


Your 7th Grade Homeroom Teacher Would Be Proud

Condoms, lube, vibrators and all your other fun items, neat and tidy. A place for everything, and everything in its place.


 


Problem: Tote Bag Overflowing with Toys

This plain canvas tote bag keeps all your toys together, but it’s less than ideal when you need to find your favorite jelly dong or that just-right butt plug in a hurry. Plus all your bullet vibes, condoms and smaller toys end up at the bottom of the sack, just like your lipstick always ends up at the bottom of your purse.


Solution: Secret Agent Black Case

We got this stylish black plastic case at a surplus store, and while we have no idea what it was designed to hold, its niches and cutouts are perfect for keeping sex toys small and large in place.


Mission Accomplished

You’ll feel like a spy in the house of love when you tote around your collection in this mysterious black case. With your dildos, harness, and vibrators at the ready, you’re well-equipped for any sexual special mission.


Melon Lover


Step 1: Get a melon and scoop out a hole
Buy yourself a rock melon or honeydew melon. Cut a round hole in one end a bit smaller than your dick. Scoop out a little of the inside but not too much, remember, you’re making sex toys not digging ditches.

Step 2: Nuke it good
Heat the melon in a microwave (be careful!) and squirt in some baby oil or KY jelly.

Step 3: Ahhhhh!
A little bonus to add to the honeydew/cantaloupe procedure: On the opposite side of the melon from where your penis enters it, make a small hole with a skewer or small knife, no bigger than a pencil eraser, but reaching all the way in to the “vagina.” Wrap your hand around the melon after you insert your erection and put your finger over the hole on the outstroke. Remove your finger on the in-stroke, replace it over the hole on the outstroke. Feels like a mouth going down on your cock, then sucking on it as it draws back. A very nice substitute for a blow job!

 

 

 


Problem: Nightstand Overwhelmed With Toys

Sex toys cluttering up your nightstand? Let’s find a solution that organizes your toys and frees up surface area in one fell swoop.


Solution: Desk Organizer

This desk organizer for office supplies can help you corral your sex supplies. Vertical storage means this caddy leaves a small footprint on your tabletop.


Everything Within Reach

The organizer holds everything you need neatly, and the base swivels for easy access. Can’t decide which toy to choose? Just give it a spin and see what comes up.
 

 

Sword Hilt Vibrator


Sword Hilt Vibrator

The hilt of this laser sword is exactly the right size to fit in
the molding tube of our Clone-A-Willy DIY vibrating dildo kit. However,
because the size of this toy is much larger than the average cock, we used
rubber mix from two homemade dildo kits.


We submerge the hilt of the toy sword in the molding gel. This
step must be performed very quickly because the gel sets within two
minutes. Helpful hint: To keep the retractable blade of your sword from
getting clogged with gel, tape over the top opening of the hilt with duct
tape.
 


 

Because of the ridges and buttons on the hilt, we couldn’t pull
it directly out of the mold. We extracted the entire mold after poking a
small hole in the bottom of the tube to release the vacuum, then carefully
slit the mold lengthwise with a utility knife and removed the hilt.


After reinserting the cast into the molding tube, we filled it
with the rubber mixture. The rubber mix from two DIY dildo kits was just
the right amount to fill the mold. After pouring the rubber, we inserted
the vibrator included in the kit in the open end, according to the kit’s
instructions.


After letting the rubber set for 24 hours, we remove the mold
from the tube and open it up. The replica is ready and the mold has
captured all of the detail of the original.


 

The original and the replica together. With a battery-powered
vibrator in the base, this new toy is even more fun than the regular
version.
 

 

Laser Sword Dildos


Laser Sword Dildos

Here’s what you need: a toy laser sword with a retractable blade, a
brightly colored clear jelly dildo, a utility knife, and a mini LED
flashlight. Match the color of the flashlight to the color of the dildo if
you can.


With the utility knife, carefully cut a slot into the base of the dildos
deep enough and wide enough for the flashlight to fit inside. Be careful
not to cut too far toward the edges of the dildo or it will split in half.


Turn the mini flashlight on and insert it into the opening in the
base of the dildo, with the LED light pointing toward the dildos tip.
Insert fully until it is flush with the base of the dildo.


Insert the base of the jelly dildo into the opening in the top of
the laser sword. You need to choose a dildo that will fit snugly inside
this opening.


Your laser sword dildo is ready to conquer the galaxy.


Just turn out the lights and amaze your friends (and foes) with
this space age sex toy.

 

 

Make a Frozen Cock-sicle

Make a Frozen Cock-sicle

New! 8/4/10

Cool off by wrapping your lips around an icy dildo pop. Here’s how to make a reusable mold and create colorful cock-sicles in your favorite flavors.

Materials:

  • Small to medium sized dildo or butt plug (Silicone is best – other materials may react with the molding compound. Test by pressing a small bit of mixed silicone compound onto the dildo surface and letting it harden.)
  • Food-grade silicone molding compound
  • Lego blocks
  • Wax paper
  • Popsicle sticks
  • Assorted flavors of Jell-O or Kool-Aid

Instructions

Use Legos to construct a four-sided container for the mold. To determine the correct size for the container, place the base of the dildo against one of the inside walls. There should be at least ½ inch of space between the dildo and other inside walls all the way around. The bottom is supposed to be empty. Set it on top of a piece of wax paper.

Mix enough silicone molding compound to fill half of the mold container. Press it into the container, making sure there are no air bubbles.

Make sure the dildo or other toy is clean and dry with no dust or oils on it. Press the dildo into the molding compound until it is halfway submerged. Make sure the base is contacting one wall of the container, and the silicone is contacting the surface of the dildo evenly. Make a few small divots in the silicone around the dildo. These will help line up the two halves of the mold when they are put together. Allow the silicone to cure.

Coat the exposed surface of the silicone with a little vegetable oil or other release agent. This isn’t totally necessary but will make the mold halves easier to separate. Mix silicone compound for the second half of the mold and press it in to fill the rest of the container. Make sure the compound gets pressed tightly against the dildo and into the divots in the mold surface. Try to prevent bubbles and air pockets.

When the silicone is completely cured, disassemble the Lego container, separate the mold halves, and remove the dildo. Wash the mold out with soap and hot water before using.

The mold’s seam will need to be sealed to make it watertight. Mix up a little more silicone compound and use it like putty to seal all the way around the mold. After the silicone hardens, test the mold by filling it with water, and patch any leaks if necessary. (Modeling clay or a similar material might work also, but we wanted it to be watertight.)

For a single colored popsicle, prepare the desired liquid and pour into the mold, filling it almost to the top. Place in the freezer and let freeze until the liquid is slushy and partially frozen. Insert a popsicle stick, leaving a couple of inches exposed. Freeze until hard.

For a multi-colored popsicle, prepare the desired liquids and pour the first layer into the mold. Allow to freeze until solid, then pour in the second layer, freeze, and so on. The point at which you insert the popsicle stick will depend on how long your dildo is. When the level of liquid gets to within 2 inches of the top of the mold or higher, let it freeze to a semi-solid state and insert the stick. This should hold the stick in place while you pour the final layer(s).

In order to unmold the popsicle, the seal around the mold will need to be broken. Cut through it along the seam with a utility knife, being careful not to cut the original mold too much. Separate the mold halves.

To reuse the mold, wash both halves with soap and water and allow to dry. The seam will need to be resealed for each use.

 

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Frottage Frumpkin


Frottage Frumpkin

Step 1: Outline the pattern

Outline the areas to cut on the side of your pumpkin. The oval area at the
top is the clit stimulator, and the circular area is the vaginal plug;
these will both be raised. The channels on either side will be carved away
to make room for your labia when you sit on it.


Step 2: Dig in

Carve away the channels around and between the clit stimulator and vaginal
plug, being careful not to cut all the way through the pumpkin flesh.
Carve some ridges into the clit stimulator for an extra exciting texture.


Step 3: Wrap it up

Wrap the pumpkin in one or two layers of plastic wrap. Squirt some lube onto the plastic covering the contact area if desired. This will increase sensation.


Step 3: Grind on it

Set the pumpkin on the floor, bed, or a sturdy low table. Straddle and
mount it, positioning your clit over the stimulating ridge and your vagina
over the plug. Lower yourself until the vaginal plug penetrates you, and
then grind away till you cum.


 

Halloween Pumpkin Dildo

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin

Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.

Step 2: Make the lid

Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a “lid”

Step 3: Make room for the dildo

Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.

Step 4: Check your fit


Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.

 

Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin

Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.

Step 6: Ride the orange pony

 

Go for it!

As an alternative you can also check the list of our top selected dildos.

 

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10 Hazardous Do It Yourself Sex Toys

You’d think certain items wouldn’t need a warning label that says “Not for rectal insertion”. Like light bulbs, or mayonnaise jars. Nevertheless, too many people get injured in sexual misadventures with common household objects. For example, that unfortunate couple who made headlines when the homemade sex-machine they fashioned from a dildo and a saber saw caused serious internal injuries. To save everyone discomfort, embarrassment, and a trip to the ER, here’s a list of a few things you should never use as homemade sex toys.

Vacuums

“Sucked Off” Should Just Be a Figure of Speech

That beckoning hose so enticing with the promise of the ultimate suck job. But a vacuum can do horrific damage, especially if it forms a seal around your junk. While it’s unlikely to hoover your cock off entirely, it may suck the skin off like a sausage casing. Many vacuum-related injuries are also caused by inserting the penis directly into the body of the vacuum, where it gets pulled into the fan blades or beater brushes.


Glass Objects

Recycle Your Bottles – But Not as Sex Toys

Bottles, glasses, jars, test tubes, light bulbs, thermometers, Grandma’s crystal bud vase – all bad ideas. They can break, they can chip, they can get stuck all the way up your ass. Don’t stick your penis into a glass container, either. Ever suck on a bottle and get it stuck on your tongue? That can happen to your cock. Ceramics and porcelain go on the banned list for the same reasons.


Magnets

They’ll Stick to Your Ribs

Never anally insert magnetic objects or anything containing a magnet that could dislodge and get loose. If multiple magnets are floating around in your colon, they can stick to each other and cause intestinal blockages or perforations that could be life-threatening. Kids have died from ingesting magnetic toy parts, so there’s good reason to think sticking them in the other end could have the same result.


Harsh Chemicals

Feel the Burn

A lot of people learn about this hazard the hard way, when they decide to spice things up by using Ben-Gay or hot sauce as lube to wank off. That pleasurable tingling quickly turns into slow burn that turns into a blistering rash and hours of agony. Even seemingly mild slippery substances like shampoo or dish soap can cause genital irritation. Also, don’t insert any bottles that contain harsh chemicals or scented products like deodorant, in case they leak or have residue on them.


Power Tools

What Would Your Shop Teacher Say?

Tools are not toys – especially not sex toys. Power tools are great for DIY home improvement – DIY sex toys, not so much. Please, do not try to convert your power drill into a sex machine by jamming a dildo over the bit. And don’t put a belt sander on your pubes. It only takes a second for a tragedy to occur. A very embarrassing tragedy.


Bicycle Pumps

Your Vagina Is Not a Balloon

If you’re just using it to blow up your sex doll, fine. But don’t stick the nozzle in your own holes. Besides the risk of exploding your colon, blowing air forcefully into the vagina or rectum can cause an embolism, an air bubble in the blood stream that can result in death.


Unwrapped Food

Where’d the Rest of The Hot Dog Go?

Bananas, carrots, cucumbers, and sausages are all popular DIY dildos, but with any food item there’s a possibility that part of it could break off in your vagina or rectum and get stuck. For that reason, and for hygienic reasons as well, it’s best to put a condom over the item. Food items are not recommended for anal insertion in general. Once a lubed cucumber disappears up your butt, it can be difficult to get out.


Household Appliances

Inserting Your Cock May Void the Warranty

You won’t do much damage with an electric toothbrush, but electric mixers, blenders, ice crushers, rotary fans, etc. are trouble (see the section on Power Tools). Don’t use anything that can heat up, like a curling iron or a lava lamp. Plug it in for a few seconds to “warm it up” and you could end up cooking your cooter.


Pieces of Wood

One Word: Splinters

Don’t  use anything wooden, including mop handles, toilet plunger handles, wooden hairbrushes, pepper mills, wooden spoons, chair legs, and baseball bats. Even if it’s polished or varnished, the finish can chip or rub off, exposing the raw wood underneath.


Knitting Needles

Avoid Unintentional Piercings

Also chopsticks, pencils or pens, and basically anything with a point on it. Sharp objects can cause tissue damage and perforation when inserted. A surprising number of people derive pleasure from inserting long, thin objects into their urethras. This is very dangerous and can result in bladder injuries and urinary infections. And like Mom always said, you could put out an eye.

 

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Pumpkin Dildo


Pumpkin Dildo

Step 1: Mark two concentric circles on the pumpkin

Trace around the base of your dildo, then make a circle around it at least one inch wider in diameter. In the center, mark a circle the diameter of your dildo.


Step 2: Make the lid

Cut out the center circle, then cut the outer circle at a shallow inward angle to form a "lid".


Step 3: Make room for the dildo

Insert the dildo into the hole in the lid, mark around the base on the underside, then use a spoon to scoop out the pumpkin flesh to make a niche for the dildo base to fit into.


Step 4: Check your fit

Make sure the dildo fits in flush with the pumpkin so the lid will sit properly.


Step 5: Place the dildo in the pumpkin

Fit the dildo into the lid and place on the pumpkin. Situate the pumpkin on the floor, a bed, or sturdy coffee table.


Step 6: Ride the orange pony

Go for it!
 

 

Glove Love


Glove Love

Step 1: Fill the glove with goo

Roll up the cuff of a latex glove and scoop some pumpkin goop into it
until the hand is full. Leave room in the fingers for the goop to expand.


Step 2: Push it through a cardboard tube

Insert the glove full of goo into a toilet paper or paper towel tube fingers first. Squeeze into a cylindrical shape to get it to fit. Pull the fingers through the bottom of the tube.


Step 3: Tie it with a rubber band

Unroll the cuff of the glove over the outside of the tube and secure with
a rubber band.


Step 4: Feel the gooey goodness

 

Slide your hard cock into the glove and sink into the slippery wet pumpkin
goo.

Tips:
– Heat for 10 seconds in the microwave to warm it up.
– For less mess, insert a plastic bag or another empty latex glove into
the center of the goo-filled tube and secure around the top with a rubber
band. Squirt some lube inside.