I saw a new sex toy today – a vibrator imbedded in a bar of soap. It got me thinking – first about our own soap masturbation toy, then about things people do in the bathroom.
Besides the bedroom, the bathroom is probably the next most popular room of the house for having sex and/or masturbating. It makes sense – some people can’t get privacy anywhere else, you’re usually at least partly undressed in there, and the running water makes for easy clean-up or disposal of evidence. And if you have a shower massager, sometimes the water is the best way to get off.
The other benefit of the bathroom is a ready supply of slippery substances to use as lubricants. But just because that lotion is safe to rub on your hands, it doesn’t mean it won’t irritate your johnson if you use it to jerk off. Here are a few guideline for using toiletries as improvised lubricants.
For male masturbation:
For insertion (girls and guys):